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What a delight to see this stunning purple iris in our garden today 🌱

City fans in great voice at the Angie Dickinson stadium

Yes Doku! Superstar

What's this shit about going to work tomorrow? Christ

Nothing says class more than booing a player who has just had studs raked down his achilles

Everton stadium sounds convincingly like an international airport

This match is eroding my soul minute by minute

It’s the LOW BLOCK

Ait-Nouri hasn’t massively impressed tbh

Foden very hesitant

Thank god the flag went up then lol

Sick of these delays in giving offside

We eat a lot of spring onions

Oceanographers from the University of Hawai‘i at Mānoa discovered the answer to how species diversity can be so vast and sustained in a seemingly homogeneous environment like the open ocean. 🌊

Shout out to the bearded super fan behind Steve and Ken at the Crucible. I remember him from last year

Semenyo needs to find Billy's Boots again

Here's me getting a sniffle just in time for the weather finally taking a turn for the better

He’s not short on confidence, but he has a terrible personality

Joy to despair in moments

Alert! There’s a flower stem on one of our bearded irises 🌱

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Forgive me for stating the bleeding obvious, but some people are right cunts

Good to see that support from shithead JD Vance has resulted in a landslide defeat for Orban

Where’s the sense in adding 8 minutes here?

Go on City!

Utterly pathetic ‘pro-flag’ demo on Pride Hill today. Thankfully, a huge and unexpected storm blew squalls over them

Watching Midsomer Murders whilst noting that there don’t seem to have been any multiple senseless killings in the Middle East for a while

Today, I have seen a sparrow hawk and a bat skimming and whizzing through the sky for several minutes as I lay on my back

Today in the garden, a sparrow hawk flew in silently and flew out silently. Not a leaf was disturbed. Amazing

Corrie shite #corrie

Django ate several coffee liqueurs while everyone was away last night. Does he feel bad?

Is BRREJOIN a word?

Inspired by my amazing daughter I have penned some lines on the theme of spring

As it’s nearly Easter, let’s have a mashup - Charlton Heston Blumenthal

In these dark times, to be privileged to see a beautiful otter having a swim is a real tonic

Nico MOTM obvs but Doku has been immense

Ben White is an annoying twat. Film at 11

Kepa clearly badly rattled

Play the fucking ball!

Why does Rice take so long to take a free kick?

Not a classic so far. Arsenal worryingly superior

Just waiting for Arsenal to get a corner

On which planet is Wayne Rooney a football pundit?

Bandstand in the mist in Shrewsbury

Still, a decent performance so far from City. Bit of fight

That’s that then

That continental style whistling doesn’t suit

Yesterday we did a bit of gardening in a hailstorm

Piss shit Everton