now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag

Picking number 7 and going back to the shell game hustler who stole my house

Forget Tarantino, I wanna see Tim Robinson's take on Star Trek

Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"

if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it

Why are people calling Expedition 33 an indie game when you of indie game of out hot eat the game?

do not give labour a single vote under any circumstances

just a week away

Why would he wake up in the shower?

I love when leftists think they should be allowed to have a little transphobia as a treat.

I just checked x the everything app for the first time in ages (wanted to find out why a YouTube video had disappeared) and the posts aren't in chronological order anymore, they're in order of number of likes!? Wth is going on over there?

A dishwasher is already a robot that does your dishes

The biggest theme in LotR is help your neighbour. Rohan riding to Gondor, the alliance of men and elves, the friendship of Gimli and Legolas, the literal fellowship of the ring. Over and over again, people come together to help each other. Tolkien would have spat on Tommy Robinson As for hobbits...

Just found a channel that's uploading 5 AI generated video essays every hour. Makes you wonder if youtube has really considered how AI is going to destroy their business model. They already struggle to make video hosting profitable. How's it going to manage when there's millions of bots doing this?

this would sound pretty menacing if i believed he was capable of making a robot army, but he isn't so this just sounds like something a 12-year-old would say. everyone is twelve now

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Bulbasaur: bulbasaur, bulbasaur, bulbasaur. Ash: what the heck is that? Pokédex: that is a bulbasaur. Ash: ohhhh

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms “If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.”

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Because when you burn down a house and nobody ever rebuilds it, someone is still forced to live in the ashes

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

holy lmao

It's here to stay? Not in my fuckin world it isn't, dipshit. I'll die watching the same eight movies over and over do not fuck with me on this

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

Now this is Content

This is like being nostalgic for homework

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

This is going to come alive in a future horror film

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

Anyone else read this as "robot axis"?

Another win for the Wii U‼️‼️

Why is Dota 60Gb? It only has one level.

Just remembered the time I reinstalled League of Legends and the launcher was so bloated with ads I literally couldn't figure out how to launch it. Honestly, it was for the best.

Orange

Now let's see Angela Rayner's flag

They should make all of the shelves do this, like dodge 'ems. That would be useful.

I remember reading this as a kid but never considered the insane thought process required to actually make it. Like someone looked at a perfectly good elevator, with its perfectly fine buttons and thought "this would be better with an elaborate chat interface that ignored you sometimes" Anyway

is that what i think it is