You’ll Be OK

Amazing! The huge cracks in this sidewalk finally got repaired. Only 1 year after reporting it on My311 app

Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

Oh fun all of Mid-City lost power ⚡️ thanks LADWP

Blue Jays, Dodgers cause mass confusion by dressing up as each other for Halloween world series game

nah I was watching Twilight Zone

What does #Dodgers organist #DieterRuehle play at the 5 hour mark? #WorldSeries

*watches the mlb highlights * oh that was Ludwig in the expensive seats at Dodgers stadium 🏟️ #dodgers

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

Ah, so that’s why they bought out Niantic/Pokemon Go

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

Not quite the Constantine 2 I've been asking for #keanuReeves #goodFortune

Bike lanes are for everyone 👨‍🦼🐕‍🦺

nature doc

Life may be stressful, but there's absolutely nothing preventing you from becoming a sorceress.

cures for the void: a helpful guide

Sweet, bid me hold my tongue, For in this rapture I shall surely speak The thing I shall repent.

The English custom afternoon tea by the Duchess

As for the great head itself, that was doing as well as could be expected.

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering theonion.com/trump-c...

what was that? the sound of me disabling emergency alerts

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One theonion.com/every-t...

This JD Vance op-ed did not age well

In case you want to know how the California #ebike incentive program is going... Your number in line: 112044 (started at 6pm) "Once 1,000 applications have been claimed, this page will update to indicate the window has closed."

Monday Funday!

A sure bet. #grickledoodle #sword #wordplay #cartoon #drawing #art #funny #humor

Daylight Savings robbery! 🌄

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

★☆☆☆☆

In this last month I have made the mental transition from "air travel is very safe" to "at least it would be a relatively quick way to go"

January 20: FAA director fired January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring is frozen January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

I like the 3rd panel the best #gentlecomicshabit

Not ONE member of the media in the press conference even asked about the investigation process or the NTSB. They all just played into Trump’s bullshit and helped him fan the flames. They hurt so much more than helped.

Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including: - Holocaust Remembrance Day - MLK Day - Juneteenth

Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)

WOE IS ME

When a monkey moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a zoo. Proverb. Adapted. #Inauguration2025

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

De-sticking the old mouse - so satisfying

I feel old and miss when my favorite foods were more affordable.

I, for one, welcome our new kaiju overlords 🦖

How though?

This is legitimately good advice and we should take it seriously