Hobbling out of her hut for the first time in god knows how long--

⠀ "They better be paying me royalties!"

She shoots up from her bed in a cold sweat. ⠀ "A goddess of witchcraft is practicing unhealthy coping mechanisms again."

The cat doesn't look away for a long while. She seems just as drawn into their impromptu staring contest as Morgen, even when a bird or pig tries and block her line of sight. ⠀ "Lonely implies a NEED for company. The fence isn't just for the pretty cream-white color, you know!" The owl's —

⠀ "Bring him over to me and I can whip him into shape! Implying you wouldn't mind possibly not getting him back, of course."

⠀"I'm a beauty, I know!"

⠀ "And to replenish your energy, eat them!"

I was doing some scouting for art and I'm 90% sure Baba Yaga made this post. Come into her house she'll keep you safe and not eat you pinky promise 🥺 ))

The crone doesn't appear fazed. Of course she didn't, this is 𝘩𝘦𝘳 house, the one she's been living in for hundreds of years, perhaps thousands by now. The interior looks like most other grandmother's houses in this area, besides the animals that are scattered throughout it and the strange herbs —

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⠀ "I should drag you by the hair to my stove!" She's wagging her can at Hecate again. "A sleeping brew would do the trick!"

⠀"Why are you nauseous, dear?"

Looming...

⠀ "I know. I could smell it."

⠀ "You're very welcome!" The old woman cackles, showing her crooked teeth once again. Once she's shuffled close enough to the house, she taps her cane on the ground to get its attention. ⠀ "Little house, turn your back to the forest, your front to me!" It heeds her command, turns, and a couple —

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Oh, don't give her that look.

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She walks slowly, using what appears to be a large pestle as a cane. She leads Morgen past the trees, and though there was nothing there before, there certainly was now. A small, looming hut on long, slender chicken legs, surrounded by a fence made of cleaned bones. The 'gaze' of the skulls —

⠀ "I'm sure you've already noticed I'm not 'most elders.'" Another cackle, her smile growing larger. ⠀ "But you give me more respect than most. You are a good girl. Come in, let me prepare something warm for you to drink!"

⠀ "Not at all, not at all!" She waves a boney hand and wags her tongue, her large smile showing teeth like needles. "I smelled you a mile away, dear."

⠀ "Among other things! Evaporation, necrosis, being cooked alive and dismemberment are all very effective!" Cue her trademark high cackling. "You even turn the bones and meat into something useful!"

REJECT BEAUTY STANDARDS, BECOME UNFUCKABLE

He doesn't realize that I'm this 🤏 close to actually eat him alive and lick his bones until they absolutely spotless. :/

She's placing a new skull on her fencepost, but the damn thing won't stop whining and complaining! The dead are so spoiled nowadays!

r u even necromaxxing bro? u know like just totally trving ur kvlt, just lying back and letting the icy grimness run thru u like freshly spilt blood on the bleak snow of the supernal northern wind in the fading light of the freezing moon. bro check ur vibes, u gotta be necromaxxing

A little baba yaga hut for your troubles

⠀ "THE MEAT WILL BE JUICY AND TENDER WHEN IT'S FINISHED!"

⠀ "I HAVE STEW ALREADY ON THE FIRE, DEARY!"

I've had this account for a day, this is my most unfuckable character and I've already had one person attempt to slide into Baba Yaga's DMs and be the pestle to her mortar ))

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Too many naughty young women and men around, she's going to have to bring her wooden spoon wherever she goes at this point!