An elite Halloween episode that doesn’t get mentioned nearly enough is America’s Scariest Home Video from Eerie Indiana. Perfect fall 90s vibes

You haven’t known insanity until you spend $80 on an old phone book from your hometown on eBay in an attempt to remember the short lived store that you bought an outfit for your first dance at — only to not find the store in the book even though it matches the year you bought the outfit perfectly

Definitely bought this $9 Hallmark popup card for decoration purposes only (it’s so cute and surprisingly big)

You might hate the new Taylor but maybe you just haven’t danced around your living room, holding hands with your seven year olds, to Opalite, just saying

LET’S GOOOOO MARINERS!!!

35 years ago today BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 premiered on FOX. The original series premiere ad is a great reminder of how much the show was originally framed as a fish out of water family drama.

Oh wow FINALLY

I’m listening to @adamcesare.bsky.social ‘s Influencer audiobook and damn the guy you got narrating for Aaron is fantastic — I’m so creeped out (in a good way) and am finding excuses to do more chores so I can listen to more of the book. Can’t stop 🎧

October reading

I hate performance reviews because I have to self assess and make strategic goals for the year when really every day I’m just trying to get through it enough to go home and do something else lol

Sunny (not hot) days followed by chilly nights and mornings are elite

There’s nothing like a grocery store in September and October. Just my fave place to be for the fall vibes 🎃

I fear that I’ve just been lurking in the weird corner of TikTok where people make videos about Halloween and fall and half of them are the same but I like every single one

Stepfather (1987) feels pretty under the radar as far as perfect Fall movies go. Look at all this gorgeous autumn scenery!

I was obsessed with this song in 1998

Feeling the vibes 🎃🍂

First pumpkin bread of the season (Chocolate chip ofc) 🎃

Listen as a Shawn Hatosy girlie since The Faculty this means a lot to me 😭

Rebuking the 80 degree weather with a long sleeve

Stealing a Capri Sun before my kids come home 😇

Only mom at the splash park with jeans on fuck summer for real I’m over it ☀️

I am very sorry to inform you all that the TikTok girlies who romanticize the 90s are obsessed with kitchen tvs and you’ll probably never find a a cute little crt tube tv again (not like we could find them before with the retro gamer boys)

After a summer spent with teenagers, my 7 year olds say “bruhhhhh” way too much for my liking now lol

My favorite thing about summer camp is being humiliated by a 16 year old camp director who makes me feel like a terrible parent at pick up 🙃

Family taco night and KPop Demon Hunters!

Someone on Reddit linked me to it finally! It’s part of an archived scholarly collection and is watermarked pretty egregiously but it’s actually available to watch!

When it’s family pizza movie night and we’re gonna watch Zombies 4

Why yes I will stress eat an entire large bag of Skinny Pop on lunch break….

Happy July, only 2 more months of ☀️ and then I can indulge in 🎃!!

I was obsessed with this movie as a kid

When it's nearly 90 degrees outside, but you want autumn.

I was super excited to try this flavor, mostly because I love the packaging, but it’s like nothing? I mean I guess it lived up to its name because it’s like when ice melts in your juice and it’s a watery bland mess.

Ah the first day of day camp feeling — hope. Compared to the rest of the summer, which will be me anticipating a phone call every day

I watched Crash (1996) with my first boyfriend and we started out cuddling on the couch and by the end, we were sitting on opposite ends of it

I can’t believe Jaws just turned FIFTY

The convenience of new technology is great but man, I f’ing hate that I have to charge everything constantly. Like something is always not working.

I have tomorrow off, I have tomorrow off … today will be fine, today will be fine

Did everyone know that World Market is selling Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles lemonade mix in an adorable retro tin?? I didn’t!

Day 2 of the worst stretch of my pay period … can it be Thursday yet?

Sorry but this current slurpee design is just a downgrade. It’s so boring.

I think this movie absolutely works because of their chemistry — it’s a cute premise but it has lasting potential because you really believe their love story. Amanda deserves a lot of credit for that.

Keith Coogan supremacy

Would give anything for this shirt

Also if anyone wants some 90s summer inspiration, here’s a playlist of commercials I’m always adding things too