I hate being sick and shivering

laying in bed at 6AM browsing smut books and I find one about a woman and a DOOR. a fucking DOOR I bet they met on Hinge. 🚪 #booksky

idk if you know but my fits are cute btw #fall #neutral

im so tired of being surrounded by death

im sleepy and I yearn for death 😴

it's fine I'll just never ride the bus again or a train or a plane or go on a walk it's fine.

not my stylist (highschool friend) turning on fucking Rick Astley as soon as I walk in and sit down.

whenever you message me this is who you are talking to

pardon my language but it's cold as fuck and this cardigan isn't shit

one good thing I enjoy about the long weekend shifts is that im often very excited for my early bed time. (which is right now bye)

I combat my spiraling manic depressive episodes with a nice little nappy

hello hello my eyebags and I woke up early. Off to worky 💼✨️

Konrad has made a new habit of standing up at the door mirror and staring at himself. this closes the door and slams it and scares the fuck out of me everytime.

gosh finally getting rid of a 12 hour migraine is better than sex sorry not sorry

dear mister bug: please stop landing on me. Infact you can fuck off. Sincerely, a girl trying to eat her lunch

I would be a terrible mother

I have alot of weird dreams. but one reoccurring one is being chased by dogs. Big dogs make me anxious and my subconscious loves to remind me

legit the worst thing about my job is coming in to help out on 2nd shift and work fuckboi says "ooh do i have you tonight?" dude you are about to have me go to HR

want to catch my look? all you have to do is sit in the exact same spot for 12 hours with the same dumb face you're welcome

not one of my floor workers asking to sit in the car with me for lunch 😭😭 I'm your boss don't make it weird

flare up = kicked breakfast = cooking Jonas Brothers = jamming my booty = shaking

call me a masochist but I love the burn I get from pilates

no lunch break for me today I saw an old lady get hit by another old person in his truck in the Walmart parking lot so now I gotta write a fucking statement instead. old people shouldn't drive. I'll die on that hill.

taking a leadership class for work and im the only girl 😑

having janky periods sucks because now my tracker app thinks I have a 68 day cycle because that's a thing

Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You - is one of the most enthralling and hauntingly beautiful albums I have ever listened to in my life. #ethelcain

eyebags be gone #selfie

look it lads she's dressing up on a Sunday #selfie

this Sydney Sweeney controversy is so dumb my goodness. it's not racist she just has giant boobs and a lethal face card.

happy birthday to me my 15 year old family cat died last night 😢

I turn 26 today. Leonardo Dicaprio is no longer into me 😔

dad treated me to steak and then bought me my next series 🥰🥰📚📚 #booksky

yesterday my dad came over to fix a ceiling fan and told me my step stool sucked because it's little. 🥲 I just need to reach stuff in my cupboard ok I'm sorry

I called my brother's little dog a brat and got "well you're a brat and we love you dont we?" rude but fair, sir

it is with great jubilation that I announce that I have got my nails did 💅🏻

I just had a dream that I found out i was 3 months pregnant and absolutely FLIPPED OUT maybe not ready yet 😅

from now on when you paint your hurricane bolter on a #warhammer miniature you have to give it a name like a real hurricane. Every one of them.

"It's a funny thing. The person we fall in love with, we hardly ever call by their name. Because it's somehow just so obvious that it's you I'm talking to, that it's you l'm thinking of. Who else?" My Friends by Fredrik Backman. 10/10 honestly. Incredible book. I cried. #booksky

My Friends by Fredrik Backman is one of the most beautiful books I have ever read in my life, and I'm not even done with it. #booksky

my red flag 🚩 is that I just love the taste of espresso. it's torment and I'm a masochist

they didn't even make it through a set 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ #gym #gymsky

all of my work fatigue just hit me at once and now I feel like crying. I walked 16,900 steps today. my leggies hurt :(

I'm in a stink today but happy July 4th!! 🥰🥰🥰 here's my frilly socks 🇺🇸🧦

does anyone actually know how to use lip liner on gradient lips without looking like they made out with a clown no just me? ok

I miss my home away from home. also, I'm pale as sin

FYI some people actually struggle to gain weight and when you jokingly say "oh she can fit she's barely half a person" it's not constructive or a compliment. don't say that.

this old guy at the doctor office said that printers were modern technology and "us old folks are just left behind" bro what go to the fucking library

finally a game that actually has my skin palette. #DuneAwakening 1800s corpse by Chanel

when you come out of a 3 day fybromyalgia flare up and you feel so good you could kick a door in 🦶🚪