Whilst out and about on a walk, there is distinct code between blokes as to how we acknowledge another bloke as we pass. It must be the faintest of nods, no words, a slight smile possibly, but it must be restrained, lest the other bloke thinks you’re a weirdo. It’s quite an art.

Season’s greetings

Florida. Another world

Quality

In a court somewhere just now, a case has been fixed for July 2027

Two peppers, an aubergine, chilli, garlic all cooked down to just one 1/2 jar of pickle. I’ve got to work on my proportions!

I have been watching a TV series called Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, in one plot run, the cops come up against a vicious gang from the Bronx called BX9. Today I had to post a tax return to HMRC. The first part of their postcode? Yes, BX9. Now it all makes sense.

I’ve actually got a £1 million jewellery heist case. Like being in the movies.

If you see this, quote post a #photo you made of a sunset. St.Briavels:

Fabulous. Go see it.

Upon packing up my papers and leaving court, my judge announced: “ Elvis has now left the building”. He is something of a wit.

Here goes