[Dad sneeze]

I can't even argue that.

Something feels... amiss.

Hm.

:)

[SNORT]

[Staring at the timeline] I love my children

[Dad yawn]

(( Bonus from when I was zoomed in trying to make it work lol ))

"You old fool..."

(( This is Edmont's tomephone wallpaper btw ))

Lovely to see all of my children getting along:)

:)

:)

i took a new photo

Eris is being too quiet today. Of all days. ... (I'm scared.)

:)

My children are bullying me again :(

Eris really is a pain in my ass

:)

:)

WHY IS THE PARLOR FILLED WITH GOOBUE PLUSHIES

:|

Who wants more embarrassing stories about Edmont~

HE LEFT HIS TOMEPHONE ALONE AGAIN HAHA

HE LEFT HIS TOMEPHONE ALONE AGAIN HAHA

Edmont de Fortemps 😏 SubStar reward for @countdadcula.bsky.social! . #art #FFXIV #elezen

...This tea has... little... ... orbs in it.

The tea here is quite different... Where is the milk...

:)

Eris won't stop calling me a rake now, thanks, children.

[Sobbing into his hands] Stop calling me that, Sylvan...

[Obnoxiously loud dad sneeze.]

[Obnoxiously loud dad sneeze.]

Hrmgh

"You old fool..."

@ariaterpsichore.bsky.social A somewhat nervous cough to alert her of his presence as he peeks into her crafting room. "...Might I trouble the countess for a moment of her time?"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CATS NEVER GROW OUT OF THEIR HEAT CYCLE

(( Them 🥹 ))

@ryneofthefirst.bsky.social ...........granddaughter...?

T'eris did not plan on returning from Cartineau. She didn't believe at all that she would... Edmont, however, had other thoughts on the matter... [1/2] #ffxivrp #gpose #gposers #wol #fortempscat #fortempscatloregpose

:)

The worst part of Eris being in the manor is that she kids on top of tall bookshelves and cackles when I walk past them... Thank the Fury she hasn't /jumped/ on me yet...

Welcome to old life.

T'eris is judging the salt rock. :(

T'eris is judging the salt rock. :(

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANNOT DELETE ERIS'S POSTS.

how do I delete posts

Did you know Edmont did not realize that cats get insanely cuddly and attention desperate when they're in heat and will BEG for people to pet them and give them attention? I find this very amusing, especially becaushuofsdofghasrw

Back when Coerthas only had snow during the winter, do you have ANY idea how often this fool ended up on his arse?