warning for dieting talk being on keto is so fucking stupid because i get genuinely excited about eating my seven olives. #mysevenolives

the rapture is another protestant invention i’m sick of hearing about

so stupidly excited to see kill lincoln and @skatunenetwork.bsky.social in shinjuku next week!! i got my tickets! i’m going to lose my FUCKING mind!

oh my god don’t make kava a thing if you blow up my fucking spot i’m going to kms

i love this cover that has bruce campbell front and center despite him being a b-plot comic relief character iirc.

summer sonic is beautiful but it’s so fucking hot out i cannot handle it. i’m losing it.

my idea for a coming of age YA version of blade (1998), that has haunted me like my own personal green goblin mask since middle school, should be made now that Marvel cancelled the reboot. i

The movie that paved the way for the MCU.

every moment of my life i am embarrassed.

I meet people when I’m drunk because it’s the only time I feel confident enough to talk to people. The problem is I have no idea how to talk to the same people sober. I get embarrassed of that person as soon as the tequila leaves my body.

Everything Will Be Alright or For Reasons Unknown. They were one of the first bands I was insane about as a preteen.

i finally got to see sinners! i expected it to be good, but i didn’t expect it to be that good.

Record finds from my trip to the Disk Union yesterday! I’m very excited about the Laura Stevenson record, the Fontaines D.C. single, and found the Yung Lean record as a gift for my spouse. But I really didn’t expect to find the This Is Lorelei record. I’m so stoked.

had to take the train through the busiest part of tokyo after 5pm (i had a dentist appointment) and have some new records from the disk union. i was fighting for my life trying to protect them while also being smashed and smushed until i couldn’t move.

fuck man. i might start listening to sabrina carpenter because i feel bad for her.

"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible." Man really doesn’t like his mom’s boyfriend.

Well, it's 3 o' clock and I'm feeling shite

they had to drill it in half because my roots were curved like a hooks. this was the only one that required stitches. but now all my wisdom teeth are outttt.

i want a zyn so fricking bad and i can’t because i just got my last wisdom tooth taken out. but the the hour and 30 minutes of them trying to get it out makes me want one even moreeeee.

song of the summer youtu.be/3gwfPY68vUs?...

applied for a job as a professional jared leto joker impersonator for adult birthday parties

listened to this old tumblr post asmr audio from back before it was a big”thing where an italian guy cuts your hair and it was so relaxing. tried googling relaxing asmr and after listening to one for a second my visceral immediate disgust at the sound made me think “i need to die right now”

song of the summer

harvey danger is a perfect band. everyone should know this.

really loved seeing the pro-palestine supporters at tokyo pride today. both in the parade holding signs and flags, and standing on the bridge next to harajuku station.

happy pride month to senses fail! youtu.be/tDPjHOTyJaI?...

heard The Way by Fastball wrongly attributed to Ween recently, and I think their vision of the world is far more beautiful than the one I’m living in

Red Hands by The Dear Hunter youtu.be/PFX08ssSsLI?...

every time i get really drunk now i mumble about how i feel like eddie murphy’s music career and no one knows what the fuck i’m talking about. yet, i keep saying it.

today, mentally, i’m here. youtu.be/oCNTYi9fHuo?...

5 x 5 day!

i need more mutuals into music (diy, emo, ska, anything honestly i love to see people yapping) because my algorithm only spews new liberal ai slop in my direction

i got this perfume sample that’s supposed to smell like rain, and idk yet if it does, have to let it marinate for awhile and see if it changes. but it smells clean, fresh, androgynous (masculine with some sweetness), and weirdly sad? like nostalgic sad? it’s divine.

i don’t really understand what pre-workout is so that’s what i’ve started calling this combo

even though the gods are crazy, even though the stars are blind

passion pit summer

I’m using this as an excuse to not talk about my favorite song, and instead my favorite Mike Patton related thing to show people. This was the holy grail as a teenager who only wanted to listen to Mariah Carey and Mike Patton fronted bands. youtu.be/NyxqHtlKxIk?...

I thought I was going on a cheeky walk to a nature park but instead I ended up in the middle of the woods hiking through bushes, creeks, and places that suspiciously looked like people’s backyards. Here’s photos I took before I got too lost by my gps and realized I should sprint out of there.

had to run to get a bigger soup pot and dropped it a foot after i got back into the house and it chipped. i should be crashing out right now.

spent an hour making soup broth and when i tried to strain it the pot tipped over and it all went down the sink. an immediate wave of emotion i had in response to something has never been so harrowing

purchased an umbrella. am i a poser?

they’re smoking nutritional pellets

one of the most talked about comedic actors right now is an actual trigger for my ptsd and nothing has been more humbling.

listicle ideas: - top ten sexiest death cab for cutie songs -fifty bands you used to listen to who you haven’t heard about in years because they did something heinous RANKED - 25 songs on your old mp3 player that you don’t remember putting on there - top ten sexiest the dismemberment plan songs

john congleton’s music, ever since i first started listening to it forever ago, has felt so made for me it would feel less personal if he busted into my apartment and diagnosed my mental illnesses.

the girls are on tumblr writing self-insert fanfiction about the kennedys

turns out it wasn’t for no reason, i got a migraine and puked my guts out.

it’s really fun to have a sudden horrible poor mental health day.

Is the cover of this song really better than the original or is it just a sadder acoustic-y / piano-y version? Think even harder about it if the cover is by an artist you are a fan of. Don’t piss me off.

I’ve decided that because I keep seeing nostalgia for mid 2010’s tumblr sad teen girl culture (which I was a part of even if my blog wasn’t a black and white aesthetic blog) I need to make a playlist of all the shit I listened to then for posterity.