It was funny, but he loses a point because the post lady woke me up and my intercom is extremely loud

omg it's me i'm the bestie

How do you tell someone "I'm flattered but I fear writing a sequel to an Assassin's Creed reader-insert I wrote in 2017 is not really an option"

Look what I found

Can't wait for @alsagone.bsky.social to wake up to the news

This is actually so triggering. Delete immediately. I do not want to think about how long we got stuck on "train"

POV you're the only member of the group who still has a tw*tter account

Jon: literally kills an entity cause she made a mean comment Martin:

sent my autistic friends a spoon video yestersay

It's the gang!!!

keeping this on record @rejectedcryptid.bsky.social

joined my sister on powerwash simulator and she was waiting for me with this mayhaps i shed a tear

Two selfcest fanfics in one day? Something is in the air

Makeup is very scary and overwhelming and there is a reason I haven't worn any on my face ever, but also I really wanna try eyeliner

Adulthood is a spectrum and I'm on the wrong side of it

we locked ewan in the brig

Twins fr

Can't believe I kicked off my bluesky era with an X-Men rant (I didn't actually, I just posted it here cause all my friends are here so there's nobody to entertain my mad ramblings back there)

Thinking about how the X-Men movies managed to butcher Warren Worthington III's character as both Angel AND Archangel

I have finally finished another page of my SW coloring book ✌️

Well, I have finished Jedi Survivor 👍

Cal can now channel his dark side, so I've given him a makeover. New color scheme for the red emo phase, lightsaber rebuild with an orange blade, and even a new haircut. Say hi to the mullet-hawk

Having 234k tweets on twitter and not a single post on bluesky is the life I have decided to live