I'm mad that it's finally cold here. I can't be nude at home like I want. 😭 Its only in the mid 30s but I'm a huge baby. It's funny but I hate being cold and my spouse hates being hot.

Forgot about this one.

A quick wank before work always makes me feel better.

I met up with a bro I had been talking with for a year and we got stoned gooned together for about 5 hours in his wank shed. It was a great time, I shot so much when I finally came. I wore the jock there. When I got home my spouse took some pics for me. How does it look?

A bud had been sharing some hot pics and vids with me. They asked me for a cum shot so I gladly obliged. 😈🐻

Hyperbole: when something is really, REALLY whatever. Hyper bully: the ADHD kid constantly abuses you. HYPER BULLY: 3x SPECIAL METER FILLED! ACTIVATE SPECIAL HARASS!!! ETERNITY WEDGIE!!!

I was fantasizing about being blindfolded and being put in front of a gloryhole at my birthday party. I'd be blindfolded and have to suck all of the guests and guess who they were. Then they'd sign the gloryhole like a birthday card. 🐷💖

I wonder how power scalers rate Pippi Long stocking? 🤔

Happy New Year! Got this reply on Growlr. I think I'm going to try to use it this year. New fave.

Here's the movies my spouse and I watched this year.

"Make new friends, But keep the old. One is silver, And the other gold." New friends: useful in fighting against werewolves and other supernatural creatures. Old friends: soft, malleable. Good for high-end electronic components.

I was chatting with a bud and wanted to show him how excited he was making me.

I went to a yule party and had a nice time. I had a lot of nice conversations and met 2 cute guys that I'm excited to learn more about. I eveb remembered to get contact info.

When I get down on myself for not making enough comics and art I have to remind myself that one of my favorite artists, R. Crumb, was receiving welfare and other government subsidies which gave them time to work and which don't exist at the same level anymore.

Watching the horror movie, Grandma's House, which features Uncle Leo (Len Lesser) from Seinfeld.

The algorithm found me and clocked me aesthetic. This is actually a perfect representation of my gender.

Freaky Friday original release date 12/17/1976. Kate Bush's song Running Up That Hill original release date 8/5/1985. Was Freaky Friday the inspiration for Running Up That Hill? A higher power is called upon to swap places. Further investigation required. 🤔

ADDITIONAL DAD JOKE: Q: What do owls say when they are excited? A: Woo Hoot!

WARNING! DAD JOKE INBOUND: Q: What do you call a Dr that shares confidential patient information? A: A HIPPAcrite.

So what if... You were really sick... And there was no space in the human hospitals... So they send you to a bear hospital... Luckily they have a radical treatment (AKA sucking and getting sucked by the Drs. And Nurses) IT WORKS! But you turn into a bear! 😱🥰

If I had a nickel for every time I found a cock ring on my street I'd have two nickels.

I'm hanging in there. My arm is doing better. Been feeling a little blue because the routine I was getting into was interrupted and it made me feel bad about myself. I'm feeling more positive and just trying to be nice to myself (which I need practice at)

I've been really exhausted lately. Just want to lay in bed for days.

My elbow hurts so bad. I have to take off work tomorrow. I have hours banked but I don't like to use them in case I get the plague or something.

Has anyone else talked about how Swisher Sweet sounds like a homophobic euphemism? Example: "That one is a bit of a Swisher Sweet, if you know what I mean." Tutti Frutti also falls into this category and it doesn't help that Little Richard is the spokesman for this all fruits flavor.

Chatting with a friend about how he wants my spouse and I to fill him with cum got me excited. 😈

Was relaxing playing with my balls earlier. A favorite pastime.

Stephen King suggests writing to one song on repeat. I've been doing it and it works. I've decided that when I write gay erotic fiction I'm just gonna listen to Ram Ranch on loop. 😎

So apparently edits of the grunts and noises women make while playing in the highland games as well as the type of woman who play in the games is a thing for me. Especially when they perform the Shawn Michael's 'suck it' chop after a success. 🥵 Anything for a champion, and they're all champions

My partner is agender and AMAB life me but when I mention them as my spouse some people think I'm in a hetero relationship. We made up the term "spusband" and I'm not sure if anyone else uses it. The opposite term would logically be "spife" but it's not my place to decide that.

So my partner and I were talking about LMFAO (derogative) and were talking about how long you could milk Party Rockin' as a theme. That made me think of the Vengaboys.

With the current shrinkflation the phrase, "Thicker than a Snicker.", has lost all meaning. I propose we adapt to a format such as, "Thicker than 1.4 of a Snicker (circa 10/26/2025 (Illinois Plant)).", to have a more accurate metric of thickness. Please carry calipers so measurements are current.

I was so hard on Saturday. I hadn't cum for a couple days because I was going to see a bud of mine. I was just out of the shower in the pic. I had a really fun time with him. He worshipped my tits and belly and milked me with a stroker.

I saw my mayo was made with "Guaranteed Cage-Free Eggs". That means there was no chance that he broke into facility National Treasure style and kissed each egg and I'm not sure I want it now.

I've been writing but now I want to draw too! Struggling with my brain is weird. If the thing I need is out of sight I am way less likely to use it. I know it's an ADHD thing but fighting it is exhausting.

Is the Cruella DeVille song the only Disney diss track? While I bet a lot of characters sing about how bad someone is but that guy was a songwriter and published it and I think that's a big difference.

Are Cheddar Bay Biscuits just Midwestern scones?

I was looking up dysphoric mania because I had heard the term before and didn't know what it was exactly. Amusingly Wikipedia glitched and had the image for the Werewolves movie that I looked up last.

Comic Idea: Title" Pure Genie Ass The main character is half genie but it's only his bottom half. One of his problems is that whenever he puts on pants, underwear or shoes they turn into stereotypical genie attire: harem pants, loincloths and whatever those curly shoes are called (krakows?).

Found this going through my camera roll.

I've been off for a bit and haven't been using deodorant. I smell pretty good today. I need a bud who wants to sniff and lick each other's pits. Want someone's scent on my beard. 🥵

I probably needed to clean my lense but I liked this one.

My spouse and I went to a pool party yesterday and had a good time! I managed to talk to some people and even met some people I had been talking with for a while. Unfortunately I forgot to do the next step of getting contact information for the new people I met. 🤣😅

There's a big bear that just got on the bus and the sweat that has soaked through the back of his t shirt looks like the silhouette of a bear. 💖

I hate being so painfully shy. There's a incredibly hot, gay, nerdy, silver daddy bear in my neighborhood and I just freeze up with them. He and his husband even complimented my beard before! It sucks to feel trapped inside my head. I feel so sick and anxious when there's someone I want to talk to.

An idea for a body builder named Beef Cuts but the joke is he's always in bulking season.

Caught him on the TV and it led me to wondering how many calories has Guy Fieri consumed. Also, how many were business calories and how many were personal? 🤔 Does Guy always swallow or does he spit sometimes?

Something really funny about my meds is that sometimes for reasons I'm not sure of I ejaculate a bunch before I orgasm. I think it's the ADHD med doing it. 🤔