Ib LOVES chess tournaments. She always comes over afterwards excitedly telling me about how all of her games went. We even have a little chess board she reenacts them on. Kid's a prodigy, no joke.

Mary is the girl who leaves you to rot. She says, "I am real, and you are not."

// they dont know I have an entirely different post canon au for the forgotten portrait ending

SHEWONT TEXT ME BACK

Girls... sure can be scary...

Girls... sure can be scary...

Girls... sure can be scary...

Girls... sure can be scary...

Okay. It's not- I'm not /scared/ of Labubus, alright? I think they have, like, Some charm. It's just- Ib has like /five/ of those things hanging off of her schoolbag, and I just don't see what possible ✨Cuteness Appeal✨ they would have over, like. A Pony. Or a Hello Kitty plushy. What am I missing??

[ placing a hand on her cheek in contemplation ] I /do/ love a labubu......

I don't even know what this one's selling. I hope it's true.

My own business???? It sucks enough just being an independent journalist. Why would this be a Selling point????

[ Brief miraculous moment of clarity ] ...Geez, that's alot of clickbait articles. Maybe not.

Morniiiiing. You know how some people feel like a million bucks? I feel like about $1.30 right now.

It should be a federal crime for it to be this hot out. I can't layer /anything./

Oh god, I haven't eaten. I should make a stirfry or something.

｡ﾟ ⌜ So, let me see the color of your credits. ⌟ ｡ﾟ

// jj is my number 1 garry fan

Trying to drink more tea to wean myself off of coffee. I don't like Ib visiting and my entire apartment smelling like bitter bean juice. I will admit my mornings have been /Miserable/ without it, though.

IF I HAVE TO REDO THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO LOSE IT

⠀ ⠀ ❝ The women here...❞ ── 💠 #RPGMRP #MVRP 💠 ── ⠀ ❝ Like to play ⠀ ❛ Loves Me, Loves Me Not. ❜ ❞ ⠀

Ib has ran my phone down to 5% playing dressup games. My grand entry might have to wait until tomorrow.