Pat McAfee looks like the type of guy who puts on more cologne instead of showering.

Chelsea managed to do something I've never seen in soccer before: Got a red card in the 87th minute when you're already winning 3-0. Dude. Game's over and you just cost yourself the next game with that suspension. Calm down.

I'm really grateful that my father-in-law was such a good father that the only emotion my wife has to deal with in his death is grief. No anger. No resentment. No guilt. I hope my kids get equally uncomplicated feelings when I die. I can't imagine a better sign of a life well lived.

The name of my autobiography will be "If You Really Loved Me You Wouldn't Have Called Me."

One of my favorite pastimes at youth soccer games is making fun of the parents who are passionately wrong. Like the dad who just told his team to not move and let the other team be offside. On a throw in.

The Catch-22 of Charlie Kirk's murder is if you liked him, you should just say his death is worth the Second Amendment because showing empathy to him or his family is against his wishes. If you disliked him, you have to show empathy to someone you didn't respect just to give a subtle middle finger.

Most of the roads in my home county were unnamed until about 25 years ago and to name them, they basically found which family had lived on that road the longest and let them name the road so a disproportionate number of people have the same last name as their address.

When I first got into soccer, it was hard just to watch Premier League. La Liga was on a premium channel I didn't have and my team wasn't even televised every week. Today I opened Hulu Live and my third recommendation was a Bundesliga.3 game. 15 years ago I was just happy if Spurs were on CNBC.

Super responsible of RFK Jr. to fire the head of the CDC over vaccines less than a month after an idiot, likely inspired by his crap, shot up the CDC campus in Atlanta. I wish I believed in a fair universe that would make him feel the guilt he should feel.

Anyone else think that the whole Cracker Barrel rebrand was a stunt? The logo looked half assed and they knew people would be pissed. They'd get tons of free publicity and then not actually spend the money to change. Kind of like how some people think New Coke was a stunt to hide the switch to HFCS

Having to remind myself that Ange's first few games at Spurs were also amazing. The only problem is that Frank doesn't care what style they play as long as it's the right style against their opponent, so I'm having trouble remaining reasonable.

They don't eat at Cracker Barrel because somehow changing the decor is "woke." I don't eat at Cracker Barrel because it's always been school cafeteria food.

I'm just saying. George RR Martin wouldn't have run out of ideas if he'd based A Song of Ice and Fire on the Three Kingdoms period of Chinese history.

Really hope Richarlison stays healthy this year. When he's in form he can be really good but every time he's out with an injury he comes back with a weirdly heavy touch. Unlike today when he was receiving and turning in a crowd like it was nothing.

Coosa Christian needed to replace a coach suspended for ethical violations so they hired Rush Propst? A guy who's been fired at every stop in his career for ethical violations? Dude's own booster president turned him in last time. Dude makes boosters look ethical. www.ajc.com/sports/2025/...

I'm not really a superstitious person. But I'm also wearing the same Tottenham Hotspur polo shirt that I wore for every knockout game in the Europa League because I secretly worry that if I don't wear it for a Wednesday game they'll lose.

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Weird that a shooter who seems to have targeted the CDC campus in Atlanta and killed a cop isn't getting more coverage. Its the top story on the Atlanta Journal Constitution, and high on CNN's homepage, but I'm not seeing it a lot anywhere else. I found out because we had friends in the building.

Sometimes people seemed surprised that I get tasks at work done for them so quickly. It's not efficiency. It's knowing that if I don't do it as soon as you ask that there's a good chance it will never get done.

Son has been my favorite player since he joined the team. I hate to see him go, but I understand that players age out. He goes out a full club legend.

I'd been wondering if the reason Trump and Epstein broke up had been Trump found out just how far Epstein took it, but no. Trump apparently found it really "inappropriate" that Epstein hired away some of his "help". Honestly, that really does ring more true from Trump.

I really hope Atlanta United knew fully what "No Kings" meant and chose to use it for their ads anyway.

Going to be honest. Not sure why everyone is so angry about that Axios article. The whole thing is about how his "wins" are actually hurting him and it's likely going to get harder for him as the consequences of his economic policies start making it even harder for him.

The more you learn about European history before Columbus, the more you realize they wouldn't have had a chance in Asia and Africa until not long before they actually started in on those places. Unfortunately, they still would have had their own pestilence going for them in the Americas.

Marc Maron had the only interviews I could actually listen to. Even if I love the podcast normally, when they slip in an interview show it's usually a quick skip for me. Love Stuff You Missed in History Class and Last Podcast on the Left, but I've never finished one of their interview episodes.

You guys! I just had someone on the Internet get mad at me because they misunderstood what I'd actually written and when I pointed it out to them, they actually apologized. Pretty sure this means the world is ending sometime later this week.

The drive from Atlanta to Los Angeles is significantly longer than the drive from London to St. Petersburg, Russia. I always forget how small Europe is. Of course, Europe is just a peninsula of Asia.

Why are there so many videos of grown men fighting on golf courses? Seems like we should be shutting places like this down since they seem to attract so many undesirables.

US versus Mexico in a Gold Cup final just feels right. It's the type of rivalry where I want my team to never lose to Mexico but also like to see Mexico win every game they don't play against us. I mean, I'd not be super happy if they won a World Cup before us, but I see it as a sibling rivalry.

Pretty sure Jack McBrayer is the best thing to ever come out of Conyers, GA.

The older I get the more I admire my grandmother. Violent drunk dad dies young leaving them broke during the Depression and her mom couldn't afford to keep all the kids so she grew up an hour from home in an orphanage but used that trauma to make my mom's and aunt's childhoods Leave it to Beaver.

I mean, do you really need to understand the language when they set half of the video in a church destroyed by a lava flow? It's a pretty good visual symbol for what they're singing about. youtu.be/i6Svikl5zbE?...

This is my first time every really paying attention to Jeremy Doku and all I can say is damn. Dude just straight up doesn't respect defenders and doesn't seem to be suffering any delusions.

I like how Welcome to Wrexham doesn't shy away from how their ambitions affect some of the players who were essential to getting them where you are. Every time you advance some of the guys who helped get you there won't be good enough to enjoy the next step.

I'll admit I was really excited when they brought on Postecoglu, so grain of salt, but it seems like a club that doesn't spend as much as it could and a manager who gets teams to outperform their wage bill could be a good match.

After seeing Caitlin Clark get a technical foul after having her eye gouged and then violently body checked to the floor after the play was stopped makes me think the people complaining about the ref quality in the league may be on to something. This is Georgia High School Association level reffing

As a Mexican born US citizen, I have a suggestion. At the moment only one party believes in checks and balances, due process, and First Amendment rights. That means only one party has the right to carry the American flag. We need to reclaim it. Force them to pick a new flag. They are not Patriots.

These recent USMNT games have been ugly, but then I look at the lineups, realize I don't recognize most of the American players and realize Poch clearly wasn't trying to win. I know we don't have to win anything to make the World Cup, but I'd like to at least not get embarrassed at the Gold Cup.

I'm glad Brennan Johnson scored the winning goal for Spurs in the Europa final. What other player leading his team in goals gets the lack of respect from fans that guy does?

Spurs’ record against Manchester United this season. 🔥 Was tonight’s result ever in doubt!?

After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.

We're all thinking RFK Jr., right? www.nytimes.com/2025/05/15/u...

Manchester United and Tottenham are the two worst teams in the Premier League outside of the relegation zone and yet they're both finalists in the Europa League and both won their semifinal series easily. I know it's not the Champions League, but it's the teams right below Champions League teams.

My greatest fear in life is that someone would think that I'm trying to make them think that I have money. I'd rather people look down on me because they think I'm poor than risk them thinking I'm trying to show off. Except for the hard work and religious beliefs, I could have totally been Amish.

It can often be difficult to tell Sheep (right) and Goats (left) apart, but to the trained eye there's an obvious difference: While both commit Crimes, only Goats are aware that their actions are wrong, and are thus capable of Sin.

If you text me just "Hello" there is a 100% chance that I report you as spam without replying. And don't assume you can get away with it just because you know me personally. I probably don't have your number saved. Just get to the point.

I've been on this work group chat for about 6 years and I still don't have a clue who 75% of the people in it are. It's just random phone numbers. I know all the people, but at work. I'm not putting in effort outside of work on a personal device.

For someone who doesn't like warm weather and is indifferent about beaches, I spend a lot of time thinking about Polynesians/Pacific Islanders. What do you mean there are nearly 300 people living on a tiny atoll 6 times smaller than the family farm I grew up on with limited connections off island.

No, Microsoft Teams, I don't need a popup notification asking if I want to join the meeting I'm already trying to join. I actually have to close the popup to join the meeting.