Angron has had the worst time imaginable today. I'm crying 🤣🤣 #warhammercommunity

Oh my god...Angron returns. I'm so fucked. #warhammercommunity

Gaaaaahhhhhh. Hangover!! The consequences of my own actions! My one weakness!!

My brother has booked a VERY fancy air BnB. I'm not sure I'm actually classy enough to be here guys! My bedroom has an en suite! What the fuuuuuuck?

Drinking bourbon a D building materials dels in my pyjamas! I'm so rock and roll!

Footage of me on my way to Nottingham for a few days of Warhammer!! youtube.com/shorts/_dgLd...

Ardboyz with Alt Text. This was originally an Orktober project but NOrkVember is here too. I'm best at basing and building, but sometimes I'm mildly proud of my painting.

I just sat down with a snack. I think I'm about to get mugged... You can't eat cake Myrtle!

Always reskeet an army shot!

I was making a fun Christmas playlist for the shop and realised that half of the best songs are known as "British Christmas Classics". Are Americans NOT getting screamed at my Noddy Holder every year????

Awh, my Deathwatch Kill team has been delayed to Monday...when I'm away :( Come on UPS.

Estrogen bitch! What the fuck?? I was just putting on one of my wife's hand me down teeshirts and I was like what the fuck is going on? Excuse the dirty mirror.

@people taking their maga/trump signs and flags down: "I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off"

Not necessarily audible is my absolutely abysmal but hilarious drag queen Christmas playlist. Merry Quismois!

In much more cheerful news, I finally finished completely painting my first ever army!! #eldar #aeldari #nerdlings #warhammercommunity

Update. The guy is back in the comments of THAT the repost here on his cat's page. Back at it! Just leave me alone my guy. Blockity blockity block,

I foolishly expressed my excitement for something I like...on my own page...that this person didn't need to search through and got SO mad! Definitely not taking advice from someone called "Dirty Dave". Like...it's clear we arent enjoying eachother's company. Just leave?

The vibe I'm bringing to work today.

3 hours of sleep. Only thing keeping me going is loudly singing "She's gone country" but replacing the title character with Werner Herzog. 🎶It's Werner Herzog; look at them boots, It's Werner Herzog; back to his roots🎶

They didn't need to improve this game. It was already magnificent, but godDAMN if methhead gunslinging Mohawk lesbians are an option you KNOW I'm gonna be all over that!!! youtu.be/wZetaKE7KQo?...

A customer today, was telling me that i'm just like "Cassie" from "the good witch" and our shop is like hers. Having not seen/read this, I'm assuming a good thing! She asked for a hug and if I wanted to join her druid circle to be fair so I think it's probably a very kind compliment. Super cute.

There's a lovely group of landscapers near me who have a big white van with "CUTMASTERS" emblazoned on the side, but my dyslexic ass keeps swapping those letters around, thinking that there's a very niche society of fellatio samplers out there.

I've only watched the first two episodes of Pluribus but it's so good! I mean, it has deeply upset me but in a way that it was absolutely supposed to, if that makes sense?

If you're not waking your wife up from her afternoon nap with pasta, singing the now fossilising "Big Booty Bitches" YouTube video song, what are you even doing with your life?

Just the base black rims and the edge highlighting to go and the whole army is finished! #WIP

Tired, emotionally exhausted, but looking cute and ready to serve customers between bouts of painting minis.

The car is fixed, Myrtle is ok and I have just discovered that for about half the day I have looked like Alice Cooper. I didn't realise that my makeup had run 😅 No wonder the mechanic was being so nice to me

Car battery now dead. I'm gonna fucking cry. Why today?

I won Judge's Choice in this year's Armies on Parade! Thank you to Dan for the nomination and the kind words! #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #paintingminiatures #warhammer40k

Mobile painting setup in the car. I've got a dark souls 1 lore through playing and I'm just chilling, painting wraiths!

Myrtle is back at the vets. Her ordeal isn't over. She MAY need to have her ear canal removed (hopefully not), but while they test for that, I'm going to be in the car with a thermos of coffee and my mobile paint setup.

youtu.be/c9nOwjeznjI?... A bunch of my friends work here. This is absolutely fucking disgusting and needs to be seen. Union busting is bad enough. INSTANT DISMISSAL hasn't been legal in the UK since my grandparents were young, maybe before. Pirate GTA6 If you want to play it at all.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:

Dressed like a wee robin today.

The face, the scent. Delina is absolutely magnificent. I used a dupe, but everywhere I go I'm asked to write down my perfume for people. It's a core part of my identity and I wear it every day, even if it's just for me. It's woody and earthy but refined with incense, lychee, rose and lily.

so I’ve been quieter than normal this year because I’ve been working on stuff I can’t share, BUT I’m super excited to be able to share this project that I worked on this year! I painted these for @steamforgedgames.bsky.social Forest of the Damned set which is a collab with @jasoncharlesmiller.com

Eugh! Cancelled today's 40k game because I didn't sleep at all last night and didn't want to drive tired. My brother always follows up with weaponised guilt. Like father like son I guess. I just wish it didn't get to me. What a shitty thing to do to someone you like.

Whenever I see/hear refer to women as 'females', I always try and hear it as some exaggerated Italian word; 'fee-mah-les'. It doesn't stop it being dehumanising and gross, but at least it's now funny too!

Ok, I fucking LOVE Disturbia's clothes but I get about 86 adverts from them per minute on every website and before every YouTube video. They're honestly putting me off buying from them!

Had a lovely voice training session today with my speech therapist! Apparently F3 is my comfortable pitch which is still femme. We worked a lot on resonance and my fear of sounding too breathy. Really fun stuff!

Less than 2 weeks until I'm playing days of games at Warhammer World!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee IM SO EXCITED!!

First 10 finished!! Only 10 to go a D then I've fully painted a whole army! In 2 months!! #aeldari #eldar #nerdlings

Apparently that's "not a part of the puzzle". Whatever Connections. Another failure of the New York Times!

Is this a chaos Battle Sister by the way? I have a kitbashes chaos sisters army that I adore and this figure may be really obvious to some people but to me this person looked like a fallen sister and I got very very excited!

The new Frankenstein film is SO great! Really wonderful take on the story that marries the book with some of the old films. Beautiful, sad, very cool. Some slight horse flogging (show us, don't spell it out for us, kind of stuff) but all together, really worth a watch IMO.

THE PRIMARCH REBORN DEMANDS THE IMPOSSIBLE! Had to pay my respects to Titus getting a promotion and new drip!

I have a day off today so I'm spending it finishing off my first 10 wraithguard & wraithblades! #aeldari #eldar #nerdlings

I really want this bonesinger mini (even though it's hands are massive). I have no use for it, or room in my Aeldari list, but I would very much like it or for GW to re-release something like it but it was a limited edition for Dawn of War 2. They simply want me to suffer.

Noigle 🤌🤌

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