When someone really annoys you, you can say "Hey! Trump you!" You can also say "get trumped!" or "go trump yourself!" This way, no one is offended.

Make software for real people, not for fictional characters.

Season's Greetings!

Release the Trumpstein Files!

We are rolling back to the old DEI: Discrimination, Exclusion, and Intolerance.

If it ain't broke, you should still perform the scheduled maintenance.

I think Donald Trump looks upon JD Vance as the son he never had.

They said "It can't happen here." But it can!

The theoretical benefit of fascism is ruthless efficiency. But we are instead getting ruthless incompetence.

If it wasn't for bad news I wouldn't have no news at all

Programming is like composing music without rhythm or pitches.

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

Ok, so I am never going to buy a Tesla. Or a spaceship. www.straitstimes.com/world/europe...

Hail to the Chaos Monkey in Chief.

Pass and ratify Ted Cruz's Constitutional Amendment for Congressional Term Limits. Now. www.cruz.senate.gov/imo/media/do...

I just saw Hundreds of Beavers, the movie. If it had originally been a video game, I would say that this was truly the best conversion of a game to a movie in the history of both mediums. Raccoon hats off.

Is '\n' a separator or a terminator? The difference is only noticed on the last line of a text file. I think it is a generational thing. If you grew up with teletypes and crts, it is a terminator. If you grew up with window displays, it is a separator.

300 characters is not nearly enough.

I have been using the ReMarkable 2 tablet for design and journalling, and found it to be unblocking, productive, and creatively enjoyable. remarkable.com/referral/CMV...

Thanks to Lars Nersveen, json.org is now in Norsk. www.json.org/json-no.html

Seething is believing.

Superfood www.crockford.com/superfood.html

From here to lambda and back again www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMDH...

Nota Message Format www.crockford.com/nota.html

I am headlining at RacketCon on October 28. Discount code: racketcon-the-good-parts www.crockford.com/image/Racket...

I am headlining at RacketCon at NWern U 0/28. So I asked ChatGPT if it could write a lambda joke that was not a riddle. Of course! Here's a straightforward lambda joke: Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the lambda function? Because they heard it was the only way to reach the higher order!

You can now download "How JavaScript Works" for free. www.crockford.com/books.html If you prefer paper, those editions are still available.

I am speaking at Nerdearla 2023 on September 28. nerdear.la/en/

1010011010 The mark of the beast in base two.