Caught up on Survivor 50 and I can’t help but notice how the women are getting more confessionals than they were earlier in the season 🤔

I’m so so sorry @thedrawplay.com for you now having to deal with watching Faalele flounder in every game but I’m so glad I don’t have to anymore

Ellen Brody’s fit before she goes out and kills the 4th Jaws is truly iconic. God I love Jaws: The Revenge so much. Baffling movie

SeaWorld literally killed her child and all she did was retaliate. Any one of us would have done the same. She knew SeaWorld was bad back in 1983. Died for her cause. A true queen. #JusticeForMamaJaws

I can’t believe Jaws Fucking 3-D of all movies respects pronouns. Holy shit

I swear, as soon as it’s warm out my brain naturally yearns for shark movies

My shit take of the day is that Jaws 2 is overhated. It’s no masterpiece like its predecessor but there is a lot to like here. Two really great death scenes that could easily be in Jaws 1 (though unfortunately of non-important characters). Shame that the movie had no idea which direction to go in.

Caught up on Survivor and I am simply upset. Still some faves left but Kamilla and Gen out was tough to watch (Colby wasn’t too surprising). Can we please just get boring Joe out of there instead of the good players? Is that too much to ask?

There’s something about watching astronauts go into space while the livestream chat is filled with ASCII dicks. Truly what Neil Armstrong would have wanted with space travel

Is this an April Fools by the Ravens?

April Fools is just a regular day when your life is a joke

Alright this movie poster is pretty funny

“Support physical media!” I say as I buy the 4K restoration of Troll 2 with a free copy of Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Blockbuster would have never gone out of business had they also sold packs of beer. Just sayin

Nothing like convincing the bar to play Godzilla Final Wars

O’s win!

My fave brewery opened up an hour early just so me and the bois can watch the O’s game

It’s Opening Day of baseball! Let’s go O’s!

I have somehow trained my body to need to pee every time I start a Teams meeting cause I’m a dumbass

The Bog Slog music video is now up on YouTube! Directed by @billytheelder.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...

Kinda shocked we haven’t seen Homestar Runner and Strong Bad in Fortnite yet

So I helped direct this music video for @bardcityband.bsky.social and had a lot of fun. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

Hate that Chuck Norris turned into a MAGA nut job towards the end but man were his early movies cool. So RIP to the movie versions of Chuck

Happy St Patrick’s Day! Tiocfaidh ár lá

War of the Worlds was snubbed from the Oscars so it was difficult to be excited last night

Oscar Award Winner Michael B Jordan, the guy from The Wire

At a brewery that has Smash on a TV in the back. We set up a 16 CPU tournament and now we have random folks betting beers with each other. Incredible

Wtf, people are using those shitty AI generated photos of themselves in dating profiles now? I give up

Finding out that my company can’t fire me is fucking hilarious cause now all I do is ragebait leadership and they are so mad about it lmao

Once again grateful that Emily isn’t in the crosshairs for this tribal council #Survivor50

Poor Emily is ALWAYS going to tribal 😫 #Survivor50

“Stephanie is driving the conversation” meanwhile we’ve barely seen her this season #Survivor50

That said, Q and Emily would be the funniest, most chaotic duo #Survivor50

Emily and Christian are still in the same tribe and that’s all I need #Survivor50

Is Christian getting the hero edit? #Survivor50

Survivor tiiiiiime!!!!

Last night y’all wanted Eric DeCosta’s head on a pike and now we have our two first round picks back and Trey Hendrickson lmaoooooooo

BREAKING: The Ravens are signing 4x Pro Bowl edge Rusher Trey Hendrickson, per NFL Network

Who’s bright idea to have the bathroom in a high traffic lobby of a convention center only have two toilets? Atlanta must answer for their crimes

I will never understand Gen Zers defiance against drinking with coworkers. This shit is work therapy

Love giving dogs conference badges. Best part of the job

When in Atlanta, one must experience their culture

Wild that no one is mentioning that Trump is reuniting The Shield with Noem as their leader?

Alright, so I’m taking a break from FB/Insta after a reel came across my feed of a holocaust denier saying he wished it really happened with hundreds of comments agreeing with him. I reported it and a few minutes later I got a notification from FB saying that it’s a ok, nothing to see here.

I wanna like Spiderman 2 since the gameplay is mostly fun but god damn do I wish the characters would learn to shut the fuck up. I don’t think a single person that worked on this has ever set foot in NYC

Love that my girl Emily hasn’t been in any crosshairs yet. #Survivor50

I like that younger version of Jean-Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport is just a fan of teams named Giants

Just like it’s predecessor, the recent Spiderman 2 video game doesn’t have the Javits Convention Center. Literally unplayable