Holy shit Knicks

Hell yeah Orioles

Cute date idea: we blow up a data center together 😍

So my company is enforcing a mandatory AI training and refused to hear any opposition to it. Except the dumbasses forgot to program it properly so I was able to just mark the training as completed without having to do anything. Another big win for using your own brain.

Somewhere on this app someone just made a post along the lines of “How can anyone care about a Knicks basketball game right now when our country is falling into fascism?”

Knowing how things have been lately, I feel like this would happen mere moments before the Knicks win the finals

Broke: I won’t play the new God of War cause the mc is a woman. Woke: I won’t play the new GoW cause the AAA video game industry is incapable of not writing the cringiest dialogue ever *stares at Jack Quaid’s character*

Anyone know why the Orioles took down their pride profile picture? Was barely up for more than 24 hours before they went back to their regular pfp

Finally getting around to seeing this

Internet is down so what perfect timing

“Support physical media!” I say as my copy of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon arrives in the mail. A film all the more important to me now that the Megalodon is the official state shark of Maryland

God help me

Behind on the dogs, 4 beers in, with 5 coasters down

Doing the Hershey Park 999 challenge: 9 beers, 9 hot dogs, 9 roller coasters. Three deep and I’m already regretting this. God bless America

I didn’t get fired today 😞

What a way to end a strange but ultimately entertaining season of Survivor.

How is Coach the most quiet on this jury?

Joe did NOT solve Survivor, Emily

Why the fuck is Jonathan’s brother dressed as Mario?

Joe and Jonathan being in the final tribal of Survivor 50 is such a bummer dude

This is what happens when you stop doing live audiences for years #Survivor50

OH MY GOD JEFF PROBST SPOILED HIS OWN SHOW LMAO

Aubry just won Survivor 50 for sure

Some of this Survivor live audience is doing far too much back there

God damnit, I do NOT care about the final four at all. Tiff was my final hope

God damnit, poor Tiff

“Snake ass Aubry” god I want Tiff to take it all

Now THIS is the kind of unsolicited text I can get behind

Should I be concerned with the amount of ads I get for hot dog rollers on other social media sites? Like yeah, obviously I want one but I don’t like that they know that

Mortal Kombaaaat!

Booking movie tickets on the plane for a showing shortly after you land is a high risk move that only true cinephiles know how to pull off

Never heard of Inde Navarrette before but good lord she was incredible in Obsession. That movie ruled

I’m sorry, whomst on the NFL app design team thought this was a good way to show the new schedule. I have to individually select each home game to see who they are playing

Damnit Orioles

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The Maryland Renaissance Festival banned furries this year and the discourse has been wild to watch

Came to MagicCon having never played MtG. Leaving MC with two full decks. Crazy

At MagicCon Vegas. About to play my first game of MtG ever. Hopefully I have as good of luck as I had on the roulette tables last night

They talk about raw dogging flights but I’m over here raw Blarting

Going to Vegas for a bachelor party. This is either my 24th or 25th trip while a good chuck of the crew is going for the first time. This should be fun! Just glad I don’t have to be up at 5 AM to go to the convention center

Alright Survivor, that episode wasn’t nearly as bad as I was dreading it to be

Devens you mad man

My 60+ year old parents are so genuinely confused by Mr. Beast on Survivor cause they have know idea who he is and it’s cracking me up

“You wanna go home?” CIRIE HAHAHAHA

Yay Tiff you got this!!!!!!!!

The dreaded Mr. Beast episode is upon us

this is the equivalent of a developer patching exploits. the scientology speedrunning community is outraged

Can someone pass along to Megan Thee Stallion that I have never once cheated on a relationship and plan on keeping it that way? Thanks!

No one can stop me