Maaaan, I was supposed to be seeing Kneecap in DC tonight but the Brits put a stop to that 😞

The Ravens…😞🥀💔

How long before there’s a Blumhouse found footage horror movie where a character explicitly mentions they have Meta glasses on?

Man, I didn’t get a room in the MAGFest Hotel Lottery (I wasn’t going and didn’t enter the lotto)

Like, how many horrific murders are allowed to happen in a house before it gets condemned? Is there an official limit? I’m talking an Amityville Horror type house situation

Alright, got my 31 Days of Halloween list finalized (with some extras just in case)

Briefly interrupting horror movies for an Indian film I've been pumped to see

My hot take regarding the Bad Bunny Super Bowl discourse is that I think he’s gonna do a great job ☺️

They should make airports that are just for people that know how to properly navigate airports

Sorry, the best way to know I’ve been drinking is when I start ranting about Riverdance

It still pisses me off that the official Riverdance movie is animated. Like, that defeats the whole point

O’s are bad. Ravens are bad. Trump better think twice about invading Baltimore cause I feel like we’d start the war.

Fucking Ravens man 😑

Watched Jeepers Creepers for the first time and she is so real for this

Soooooo pumped to see They Call Him OG with a mostly packed theater when I get home.

So some “big time influencer” named Doctor Mike is at my conference and I made him go through the regular registration line cause I didn’t know who he was 😑

Another competitive Smash player is on Survivor

The amount of sob stories on modern era Survivor is so fucking annoying. Good lord

6 minutes into Survivor 49 and we already got our first sob story. Gotta be a new record

Survivor 49 let’s gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Defense absolutely lost that game. They couldn’t stop anything.

Ravens: We have Good Charlotte playing the half time show! Also Ravens: We’re gonna put them in a corner where absolutely no one can see them LAME

The Ravens Stadium scoreboard is broken. It’s not showing how many timeouts are left. This is a mess lmao

Despite Lions scoring, Ravens Stadium has given them the 7 points for several minutes lmao

Feels good to be back at the Bank. Go Ravens!

Bmore Around Town always throws a great tailgate for Ravens games

Ravens gameday baby!

Not my ex from over two years ago still using my Plex account on her TV. Guess she’s not gonna be finishing the most recent Hunger Games movie cause I’m petty and logged her out

Israeli forces kill at least 15 people outside al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza, four more killed near al-Ahli Hospital.

What are the chances a movie theater in Nashville is gonna be showing the new Indian film They Call Him OG? I’m assuming it ain’t happening

I’m embarrassed to admit how many times I’ve seen The Last Castle. RIP Robert Redford

Dogs in football jerseys is always great. One of the best parts of football season is getting to see more dogs in jerseys. Love it. Can’t get enough of it

Way to go Ravens!

In true Ravens fashion, there’s too much time left in this game for me to not stress about it

Every football season I’m reminded of just how many cop shows are on TV that I haven’t seen a single clip of. I don’t believe “FBI” is a real show. Ain’t no way

The thing is, there still won’t be any gun reform after all of this, so Charlie still wins in the end

Imagine the Super Bowl being in Saudi Arabia. Glad I stopped watching this shit after all the dumb shit at SummerSlam.

Brb looking for all the posts of conservatives saying “Oh WOW the media suddenly doesn’t want to talk about the shooter cause it doesn’t fit their agenda”

My Singaporean cab driver is playing the Tarzan soundtrack. Phil Collins is worldwide baby

Man, I haven’t seen someone “do it for the lulz” in ages

WOOOOOOOO

Not my cab driver in Singapore listening to news about Kirk 😑

Lmao I forgot about 9/11. Oops

Had my first ever Michelin Star meal in what is basically a food court and I’m not lying when I say I’ll be thinking about this meal for the rest of my life. I also forgot what it’s called cause I’m a dumbass

Woke up to great news and then I got to see dinosaurs. Life is good ☺️

Based Chiitan lmao

Maybe it’s a WW2 vet with dementia and stable hands seeing what he saw all those years ago

“He had a family” everybody has a family dumbass

Charlie Kirk can’t see your posts but neo-nazis can so keep it up, this shit is funny as hell