hey @ starbucks, pretty sure you don’t carry anything even close to a salad. is this not false advertising?

most people: yoongi is wearing a stanford hat bc that’s where the concert is me, big brained: yoongi loves challengers

when i get the last diet dr pepper in the vending machine AND its friday. thank god.

we gotta just stop with the cruises. just abolish cruises. no cruises.

i JUST THINK if you’re the only other person in a bathroom and the other person is washing their hands, you can at least try and wait a couple extra seconds before performing atrociously loud bodily functions… like please i’m rushing i’m trying to leave to give you peace please just TRY

just bleeting up a storm over here today! bleeting into the void! like a dang sheep!

east of eden trailer would look really good if i hadn’t read the book…

someone please put me on the edgar’s voting body for next year bc truthfully wtf is this (noms AND winners)

objectively it would/will be pretty wacky if the pwhl does vegas & san jose at the same time and this early, but also i do need some of these fans to understand that contracts with arenas cannot just be manifested

back on my bullshit!!! (trying to find a detective book series to binge & instead just reading a lot of mediocre book 1s)

Really hyped to have this in the rotation - idk if there’s anyone as good at telling survival stories as Blair.

unless you work in a field where metal jewelry is hazardous, i think the guys who wear those fucking black rubber wedding bands are such losers. wear the real jewelry. blegh.

they could have just made them stay on the fuuuuckiiinnggg shiiiiiiipppp!!!!

listening to an audiobook with characters who are so fucking stupid it’s genuinely putting me in a bad mood

me: i’m going to have a low spend weekend 😇 also me: having a great weekend so far pumping money into the local economy 😇

speaking my truth again. hate a flip flop. never met a flip flop i liked. the most uncomfortable shoe. it’s not even about the look. i just see people wearing them and im like ugh that must feel awful.

i generally enjoy listening to diabolical lies but sometimes i’m like damn you guys were really NOT in the trenches of trying to be a leftist college student. especially in the mid 2010s.

when will i be freed from work so i can go visit my pokemon children. it’s been so long.

i know the US had tons of airport issues recently but 3 passport agents in munich for a massive line is wild…

if you don’t make a reliquary for me when i die did you even like me 🙄🙄🙄

HUGE FEAR choosing a restaurant w/ reservation and no one being there and it seeming unpopular

“it’s just like riding a bike” they say, but they don’t say that riding a bike for the first time in 10 (?) years is lowkey kinda hard and will really make your butt hurt

just a simple girl with simple needs (spritz, looking at frescos)

Why do the Hugo noms just look like a Goodreads awards category 🥴

put him in the suit you cowards

drink-flation has gotten out of control. like i thought my $8 matcha at a local coffee shop yesterday was tough (but expected) but why was a jasmine milk tea today freaking $9.50. that’s bonkers.

washed my favorite sweater and didn’t ruin it 🥇🥇🥇

bring back paperback releases for fun summer books!! what’s a girl to do who just wants a plane book.

sorry but the whitaker stans are making me such a hater. sorry you completely rewrote a character in your head to make him your perfect baby boy when in reality he is just A Guy.

being shamed by my roommate for having ocd 😔😔😔

whittaker moves in with amy, we get mel & santos roomies. okay pls & thank you.

ONE ORDER OF OLD MAN PITT YAOI BABY ADOPTION FIC NEEDED, STAT

another day that would be perfect for sitting outside in the sun… another day that i am forced to be inside at a desk

a truth about me is that i really would still fuck with a trip to colonial williamsburg 😔

i need to speak my truth. i am the prime age to have undergone bieber hype, and i just have never gotten it. i don’t understand it. that man & his music is so bland to me. what compels people so.

watching euphoria is so wild bc on the one hand you’re watching absolutely nonsense garbage and on the other you’re watching zendaya act opposite colman domingo… what

stayed up too late on a sunday bc i “had to” watch euphoria because otherwise i “can’t” listen to my podcasts tomorrow during work 🫥

there is something straight up depressing to me about old navy having devil wears prada tie in merch

life is so hard already & then i forget to ask for no red onions on my sandwich at lunch 😔😔😔

suck it lexapro, i can still cry !! (about space travel)

NASA is so solidly on the short list of things that make me feel incredibly patriotic. just teared up at an edit of the artemis crew.

i think we should get a character becoming obsessed with dinosaur fossil discoveries in next season of gilded age. it’s basically canon. why haven’t we yet.

gabby windey is an excellent choice to host a dating show, but why tf isn’t she hosting a queer one

God I love the old central coast hippies. They remain OUT HERE.

We’re in DA PITT (ao3 tag)

why is it so hard to just find a cute little blouse. sorry that i am a millennial who would like to just wear jeans & a cute top. where are the cute tops. even the expensive cute tops just aren’t even that cute !!!

i need jack in the box to really lock in and start innovating in the beverage space

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passed my obnoxiously republican neighbor wearing a tshirt that said “save a lab rat test a democrat” and at first i was like 🙄🙄🙄 but then i was like you know what? that means he at least believes in scientific research

have to speak my truth, hstyles are you listening yet reminds me so much of coldplay adventure of a lifetime