Jesus Christ okay I will

i welcome our q-tip overlords

Guys you're never going to believe this

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

My priest just sent me a Confessional Wrapped??

Disguise Super Mario Bros Nintendo Wario Instant Costume Kit Adult is $17.80 on Amazon buff.ly/ZzOgCDi #ad

Mad Men 4K

Waterfall (Dino Stalker, PS2, TOSE, 2002)

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling

The only thing actually keeping poor people from making art is that those who do make art are continuously exploited and stolen from. So they have to work overtime in timesuck jobs to make ends meet and don't get the opportunity to do the art they are capable of. It's so backwards.

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

idk how anybody is even entertaining this idea as feasible after Defunctland basically exposed this whole part of Disney R&D as a hype cycle for the shareholders over a perennial vaporware. doubtful that this even makes it to the parks

James is chin-stroking about the end of democracy here, and I’d point out that the key issue for almost two decades has been a political/media class increasingly making it very clear they will choose actual Norsefire fascism over any kind of backsliding on Thatcherism, if pushed archive.ph/qBzgr

that humble little crocodile has returned

i didn’t know “testing” was a synonym for “breaking” you learn something new every day ✨

Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole

I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.

Speak softly and carry a soft stick. Do everything softly

Governments and administrations plan in years; states plan in decades. And the obvious planned model for the UK, Europe, USA and others is 'Israel Everywhere': fortress states secured by militarised borders where 'intruders at the gates' can be murderously laid waste because not-people, not-life.

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

A former Fetterman advisor texted me: “I think what comes across is the reality of who he is, which is a petulant child who never became a man and is always the victim of his own narrative—even though he’s never had a real job and lives off his dad’s money. It's all pretty sad and pathetic."

Stories about the death of Eden Knight have dropped to the second page of search results for "Michael Pocalyko," behind all sorts of generic fluff about his business and some novel he wrote. I do no know whether some concerted SEO effort was involved, but here's a link.

Fortnite Moe - The Simpsons

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

rare photograph of heaven

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

so many good pictures out there

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

really inspiring victory speech by Zohran

roses are red big laughs are hearty

they're playing the pina colada song while a crowd of disappointed people meander

RIP andrew cuomo turned into the piss from X MEN (2000)

Dick Cheney, architect of the invasion of Iraq, was found dead near the toilet today. He shitted so much that he lifted up into the air and sustained 800 broken bones when tumbling off of the top of his geyser of shit. Officials have elected to concrete off the area rather than deal with the corpse.

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

Hi, I’m a small business owner running for local school board and I believe in 3 things: 1) pledge allegiance to Israel or die 2) kids don’t need to know how to read 3) bring back God in our communities 4) Everything I’ve ever seen on Facebook Vote for me, Grawson Hamngley