The Niners kicker carrying my otherwise terrible fantasy team every week

Haha fuckin moron

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck not fred #FTTB

Maybe we shouldn't be playing an injured QB? #analysis #FTTB

OMG it's sophie's choice for me today: niners v my beloved baker. Sports! #NFL #49ers #FTTB

Hahahaaaaaaa re: the Kings catching a stray on this

I’m falling in love with this Tigers pitcher who keeps talking to himself? #MLB

LOLOLOLOL

I NEED MORE WARRIORS BASKETBALL MEOW

What

WHY HASN’T THAT MAN’S ROTTING CORPSE SENT HIM TO A NONCORPOREAL WORLD YET

It’s crazy that this guy supposedly went to elementary school, much less college.

Nothing more telling that the assassination attempt was a stunt than the fact that it came with a slogan that he tries to trot out with every new grift. www.gearpatrol.com/watches/dona...

The Brewers have the best logo in all of sports—the M and the b forming a baseball mitt is chef’s kiss. That being said, Go Cubbies. #analysis #MLB

Me, not STESSED: 😎

Listen, I know you all like to dunk on Hamilton NOW 🙄 but Lin-Manuel has this lyric in "In the Heights" in Carnaval del Barrio: "Entierra mi en mi tierra" (which means bury me in my land; the song in summary is the Latine celebrating their homelands) and well, anyway, his work is genius TO ME.

Such a circle jerk

Kershaw did it again?

Still in effect #DubNation

Adam Levine retweeted me once.

Fuck integrity, amirite? Look, I get it, if you play lacrosse or whatever and you want to put some money on your favorite basketball team, I guess that doesn't seem too terrible, but this is slippery slope shit. Fuck it, whatever, nothing matters. Let them eat cake.

The Jokic pass is sickening #NBA

'member when LeBron wanted to trademark Taco Tuesday? lol

Huh?

Atsuko Okatsuka is so talented

Lemonade changed my life. That's not hyperbole -- I actually fixed up my depression room and made it my office. I listened to *a* song on Tay-Tay's new album and

He is the "come on, mom, shit, come onnnnn!" from Eddie Murphy's childhood as a grown-up

LOL uhh we could USE some length and athleticism, Pat #DubNation

5-0 preseason, 82-0 regular season #DubNation

I’m late but JJ Redick still handsome #DubNation

Umm the Blue Jays are kicking Yankee ass #analysis #MLB

Hell yeah dude

Omg bro please retire

Romo still #1 ex-QB commentator

*whispers* Mark Sanchez always seemed a little angry TO ME

Giving myself vertigo staring at screens full of tax returns—I deserve a champers and sunshine break.

Why is this little bunny so angry 😍

Fucking Gollum

I work with a lot of older people who struggle with technology and I see it eat them up so I tell myself, as a person who is older working a younger person's job (what can I say, I'm an inadvertent boom industry chaser), I have to stay competitive and so I am forcing myself to use this AI at work.

Man, now *I* wanna vote for this guy!

Great, send them to Bluesky so we can radicalize them and change their system from within.

Quarterback Controversy 2025 #SF49ers

Nap o’clock

These men are so shrill Also we need gifs of Monica's expressions

Nyuk nyuk nyuk