is the internet more important than reality

sometimes i think i shouldnt being the yuribottle outside

i want lifetime supply of coleslaw

yuri

one more

where are all these bruises coming from???

the internet is ibuprofen for the apocalypse

ok be real these are in the wrong order

sometimes i just become a human geiger counter

the internet is really just an obituary from the future no?

i try to maximize my desk ergonomics then sit like a frong

all my luck for the next 5 years has been used to roll this commit hash

every time i say ruby i mean crystal but you get the idea

love seeing "pythonic" 4 line nested list comprehension in docs to make a more broken version of the average ruby builtin

looked at the tiobe index for the first time in a few years and what?? python 25%??? send me to the au where we teach ruby in schools please

i would prefer to die in my sleep so i could justify staying up so late

its so uncanny to see dark socials with like a bajillion people in the comments. like random cryptic messages from an ambiguous place should not have a pile of comments with just "omg i fed my dog today". something something lascaux cave but internet

how to summon a pizza

if you think about it every linktree is like a mini arg where you try to find out everything about someones life

so hungry. pic related

girls last tour

one day someone will invent a cloning device and i will give all my clones ldap accounts

genuine onion article spotted in real life www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

if god existed postgres would migrate itself

humans be like "it isnt natural" then zoom 90 mph in metal boxes

i love girls last tour

my landing page that i have preemptively spread the link to now actually has content. no one will be any the wiser... :D

i wanna eat croquettes

i would vote to make daylight savings time a 12 hour shift

going outside is looking really good right now

my hands are controlled by yuri brainrot #tgswiiwagaa #greenyuri

omg look its image

image /tmp/screenshot.png omg look its image

omg meow im terminal yayy

hello from the other side

glad bluesky is directly recommending me people to follow in the user agents from my nginx access log

i need to automate posting here

god i love penguin

god i love skittles

god i love tristana

god i love spellstutter sprite

god i love spellstutter sprite