A sign of the times #Dystopian #Future #HotCoffee

Ok #ParticipationTrophy #Trump

True story. #Economy #Turbulence #Trump

That's some mighty fine governin' there, champ #Tariffs #Trump #Economy #Dystopia #ThisIsFine 🔥

HE'S ON FIRE!!!

What?

How did she find out

Please and thank you

Go shawty, it's your birfday

Doing the Lord's work 🤗

I have become supper, destroyer of worlds

Proper retirement account: Canned goods, hard liquor, and ammunition.

Unreal!

BEEP BEEP

Like ya do

The number of the cake is 666

Look at the cute poopies!

Oh no...

#GoBills #BillsMafia #BuffaloNY

Now that's trolling with gas

I see what you did there

*giggles*

Doughnuts are God's perfect food

I am attacked

Pure ecstasy

Not me singing "There she goes, there she goes again!" every time my cat Miss Deeds gets up to go anywhere 🤗

Thoughts & prayers

Nah yeah, no thanks

One crown to rule them all

Uhh, thanks?

That's more than they had in stock

Ahhh, Temu...

The job market be like

Fuck you too, Go-Gurt

You should not

Arrrrrr, are ye ready kids?

That font tho

What sort of blood drive is this?

Let's not rush to judge until we know what breed - ...annnnnnnnnd it was a pitbull.

Doin' chores like

THE MAN

Not if it's a pistol shrimp

We've all been there

It's spooky after dark

Works every time

A lil curly

Average chowder cake

That's not yo cheese

They walk (and sit!) among us