Is it time to start my 11th annual rewatch of Parks and Rec? I do believe it is 🎉

NO FUCKING WAY

Main show is done. Took some photos. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit!

I was grabbing dinner at the airport when the younger guy next to me told me I look like Sandra Bullock (first time hearing that) and said shyly that I was very pretty omggggg I'm dyiiiingggggg. It's usually the older guys! What a confidence boost 🤣

Who knew that listening to Do You Realize by The Flaming Lips for the first time in its entirety would make me have a complete breakdown last night 🫠

Locals keep asking what I think of their area and their state and I just... I'm trying 🫠

When you clean your old rental so flawlessly that they give you your non-refundable pet deposit back (It also helps having incredibly well behaved cats)

🌵 ➡️ 👢

First day in office be like

DFW area is so overwhelming. There's just.. so many people and it's huge and the drivers are horrendous

We've had two sets of neighbors notice the moving trucks and cautiously ask me if we were moving, together... I guess the rumor around the block is that we're getting divorced 🤔

Guess it's time to make the announcement that we're moving to Texas next week for work for 12 months. It was a short ultimatum and one we thought about extensively. It's not an easy decision and I'm obviously heartbroken and devastated at this location and accelerated timeline, but it's happening.

Work trip part 3! Made my longest solo drive, checked off seeing two new states (Minnesota and Wisconsin) which adds up to 8 states visited in 8 days, and met up with one of my longest gaming friends after 19 years 🎉

May or may not have checked off visiting New Hampshire and Maine since they were 5 and 25 minutes away from my work today.

This has officially been the most chaotic 365 days of my life and every timeline we've made has accelerated tenfold. And with work sending us everywhere during this, it's just like... 🫠

The amount of times I've yelled "I CAN'T MAKE THOSE CHORDS, BECK" this week is too damn high

London was absolutely wonderful. We ate so much fish and chips, drank a loooot of tea, and indulged in tons of pub crawling for good English cider. 👑 Fortnum & Mason 👑 is heaven on earth and the best store ever.

Turns out walking 25k steps in a day helped me get over my 4 hours a night jet lag slump

Been here almost 24 hours, only explored 4 blocks and have been working the whole time, but I LOVE IT HERE

When you take over a project from another team because they're underperforming

WORK TRIP but please send me your must see places (as my time is limited but still gonna get in some gallivanting~)

Life since the eclipse honestly. Did the world end and we're all in hell or...?

Got to see the QUEEEEENS Amy Poehler and Tina Fey last night for their Restless Leg Tour 👑 Also I may or may not have had this ⬇️ reaction when Tina started reading my question that I submitted before the show during their Q&A segment!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

When you take your in-laws to a tiki bar and suddenly everyone is Ben Wyatt one drink in

Reuniting with my cell phone after losing it while on a ski run (thank you kind citizen)

Me, pretending to be a functional, confident adult while making an uncomfortable and confrontational phone call when I'm 100% not and 100% terrified to do so