fighting game player who takes the throw because they're touch starved and want a hug Credit: averageFEfan on Twitter

fighting game player whose brain got hacked by an AI and no one noticed because they played the exact same

fighting game player who once said to me "life is one big kusoge"

fighting game player who telegraphs using Zappa's fS by saying "hawk tuah"

fighting game player who's favorite Guilty Gear character is Terry Bogard

fighting game player who wins but sends a scrubquote anyway to make their opponent feel like the better player

fighting game player who uses the best character when they start out and go lower on the tier list the better they get

fighting game player who tells their opponent their existence was a result their dad's condom having a skill issue

fighting game player who yells "Shield Slash!" and "Charging Star!" when using Captain America's abilities in Marvel Rivals

fighting game player who looks at the patch notes to figure out who the developers play

fighting game player who labs until they get tired, then relaxes by playing online matches with none of the new tech they were labbing

fighting game player who gets their friends to recreate their MvC2 team in Marvel Rivals

fighting game player who apologizes whenever they win with a character everyone hates fighting against

fighting game player that says "that hit me?!?!?" even though it clearly hit

fighting game player who loses every time they really focus on winning and win every time they play casually

fighting game player who can't wait to only use DPs during DP December

fighting game player who develops a parasocial relationship with the announcer

fighting game player who is 300% better at foot dive loops when listening to MF Doom

fighting game player who carefully labs the worst possible times to use Burst

fighting game player who refuses to play Tekken 8 until a Waffle House stage is added

fighting game player who feels represented by joke characters

fighting game player that belts out horror film screams when they get command grabbed

fighting game player who never uses kicks because they're a sneakerhead and hate seeing dirty shoes

fighting game player who plays completely dysfunctional bottom tiers because they remind them of themselves

fighting game player who can only discover tech that they are incapable of using

fighting game player who secretly assigns a fighting game archetype to each member of their friend group

fighting game player who uses their super speed to jerk their opponent off and make their reaction time 1% slower

fighting game player whose Daigo parry got corrected by fate itself to prolong Justin's suffering

fighting game player who calls a game dead because their favorite FGC YouTuber hasn't played it since it came out

fighting game player whose relationship is in danger because their partner doesn't appreciate hearing "you're going down", "now I'm motivated" and "I need more power!" during sex

fighting game player who beats someone up irl and waits for them to wake up hours later and fully recover so they can start round 2

fighting game player who enjoys both Guilty Gear and Blazblue

fighting game player who does their main's victory animation irl after completing any task

fighting game player who got over their fear of bees when they played Darkstalkers and got a boner from one

fighting game player who thinks the presidents should have just settled it in a FT10 money match

fighting game player who is godlike at inventing excuses for why they won't buy the game they've been hyping up

fighting game player who learns Spanish by playing KOF on Fightcade

fighting game player who celebrates No Neutral November by playing the exact same as usual

fighting game player who wears their Christmas-themed DLC costumes from November 1st to December 25

fighting game player who unfollowed + blocked + counter hit + full combo + K.O. + L + ratio

fighting game player who dresses as their worst matchup for Halloween

fighting game player who can't dress as their main for Halloween because of public indecency laws

fighting game player who picks mains based on their personality and not their gameplay *precedes to play the character with the most annoying personality*

fighting game player who only starts using their most damaging combos after losing a game because they like pretending to be a boss with multiple phases

fighting game player who tells time using numpad notation

fighting game player who learned about Sol Badguy through the Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki

fighting game player who can finally show people their favorite Guilty Gear character without getting weird looks back

fighting game player who says "watch this comeback" when at 1 pixel health and no meter

fighting game player whose dad could definitely beat your dad in a ft10

fighting game player who rates games based off how cool the main grappler's signature command grab is