I miss my husband.

// OOC - This account will be active again soon! I am moving at the moment and will be available saturday

// OOC - All out-of-character commentary from now on will be done from the admin account @smilingcryptids.bsky.social!

I feel oddly threatened by this and I'm uncertain as to why.

// OOC - both this and the @twotimeparody.bsky.social account will be active again soon! a lot is happening in personal life and I may set up an admin account atp to just post updates and doodles

Why do you do these things...?

Still? I'll talk to them. Leave their home alone for the time being.

// OOC - This is how I intended it to look as a placeholder until I draw something for it? /nm

// OOC - Heads up to please if you sent a strawpage post that I have not responded to re-send it! None of my test posts made it to my gimmicks.

I'll get a bucket and the cleaning supplies.

Does this help? #forsaken #forsakenroblox #homeicidalporkchops

Would a proper profile picture make me a little less unsettling?

If you wish to, I am at my cabin. Give me an hour or two to handle the mess.

I fell asleep at my desk and now my head hurts. Great.

// OOC - guys can some one explode me now I just spent 2 and a half hours digging up the entire forsaken lore arg on my own send help /silly

I'm done searching for now.

It knows I'm snooping, doesn't it?

I was in fact interrupted in my sleep. It isn't happy.

I beg that the Spectre lets me sleep without interruption tonight. Not yet, but soon.

// OOC - I don't even have a proper admin account please send help I'm fighting my demons and my demons say to make another parody account

...Of course I'll never forget. Whether it's actually him or not.

It's not funny. You aren't him. Stop. Who are you really?

I don't know who this could be, and being unable to tell if they've sent more is worrying. I know it's not John. There's not a damn chance it could be.

Admittedly, my source of anonymous information is both a blessing and a curse. I wonder if he's left more messages.

Some one remind me to buy more hydrogen peroxide later. @azureewrath.bsky.social if you need anything of Two Time, please message this account until we find their phone again.

Shit.

I should maybe leave before it spots me.

Concerning.

I'm out looking for something right now. I swear I saw something strange.

I will respond to any information and such submitted to me as soon as it comes back up. // OOC - strawpage issues

Those messages couldn't have been from him. He doesn't remember. Dammit. I need to stop thinking about this. I need to find somewhere safe to hide out for a bit and clear my head.

I've only just woken up, but I do feel better than I was doing yesterday, that's for certain. Thank you for asking. I hope your day is also well.

At least those messages have stopped now. If anyone can decipher entirely what the last message meant, please do let me know. Curiosity killed the cat. I wonder how many lives I have left with that.

Fuck, I miss him.

You're not my husband. You can't be my husband. Leave me alone.

What? I don't recognize this one. Who the hell are you?

Maybe some things were best left untranslated... You're not him. He doesn't remember. Leave me alone. He forgot.

Thank you. Maybe he'll come back to his senses some day. Wishful thinking, I know.

What? //OOC// YOU'RE A BASTARD, GOOBIE. /LH //OOC//

Ask Chance. Didn't he work at Burger King at some point?

So do I.

Good... on you, I think?

I got my hands on something of interest, at least. I could not sleep.

I don't know what to do with this information... Perhaps see a medical professional of some variation?

Hm.

I wish he still lay beside me. Good night.

It's late. I may head home soon.

Maybe I can find something useful here.