There is something wildly wrong with this offense.

Deacon Hill like performance for Gronowski today.

Man, Todd Snider died. He made a lot of music that made me feel good.

I imagine Megyn Kelly had a weird night of sleep. Lotta things for her to think about.

Hey I’m hosting this show on the 13th at Field Day in North Liberty, IA.

This is fake. Not sure if the tattoo is real but Trump’s back is way lumpier.

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It’s weird we are raised to trust cops no matter what. But it’s legal for them to complete lie to us and they regularly do as part of their process.

Nebraska and Iowa football headlines are different. Iowa = Hawkeyes Gain Commitment from All American QB that will Likely Never Play Again. Nebraska = Huskers Gain Commitment from Elite Defensive End that Technically hasn’t Played in 3 Years, Likely to Change Program Forever.

Both my parents were addicts. My mom was addicted to attention. She lost most of our money screaming the eff word at a gas station claw machine. My dad on the other hand, was addicted to being dead. Which only Jesus recovered from and he seemed like he was really into attention too.

It’s still wet December.

Remember Lachey? He was good.

I love a 7,000 word FB post telling us about how you think people waste too much time on FB.

Just saw a tough dude with a bag that said My Cardio is Shopping.

Everyone always wants to talk about Yellowstone. How come nobody ever wants to discuss Monk?

Hy-Vee should just reduce prices without making commercials to pat themselves on the back for doing it. Btw I just got five bags of groceries for $180 from them.

Just cleared all the ice off of my driveway and sidewalks while almost no one else in my neighborhood did. Let’s see who was right. I’m cheering for them but this was a good way to avoid the gym today.

Tone Loc is in Heat?!

I’m watching Heat for the first time!

Doctors and prisoners dress the same. That’s sorta weird. I guess they both will cut you.

The important thing to remember is that Nebraska can still finish this season with a losing record.

This game is so dumb.

Iowa d-line looks like a bunch of dudes that work in factory together.

Matt Ruhle is so nice. This will be my final compliment of Nebraska this evening.

I went to a library and these were the rules. I lived by them but I didn’t like it.

Can I suggest you go to Salem, MA?

It’s 2009 and I’m checking out this new social media app. I’m gonna say dumb shit and probably talk about being drunk.

Make America Cooler Again. Put ashtrays back in cars.

Rhubarb = celery’s unlikeable cousin And no one likes celery

The Bears are an interesting watch. Lots of fun ineptitude.

I’m doin pretty good on this puzzle. Just have the blue part left.

I watched that movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Turns out movies are better than the news.