ate these nails up ngl. i’m good at a lot of things and my job is also one of them

i love halloween

btw if u get invited to any kind of halloween shindig where costumes are encouraged and you choose not to wear one you are BORING !!!!! put on a hat for fucks sake LIVE A LITTLE !!!!

going through old notes

been blocking private accounts with 0 followers and 0 posts that watch my instagram stories lately. if you’re gonna watch my instagram show every day at least sign your name to it !! show yourselves cowards !!

same girl

god bless her heart 💖

redownloaded these freaking apps again.. if you see me starting to yap more again.. feel free to smile at it.. maybe even laugh and say to yourself “haha wow that was a good one” and then continue on to have a great day

LIVE PLAYING POKEMON LEGENDS ZA!! DROPS ON FOR THIS TWITCH GLOBAL EMOTE!!! www.twitch.tv/lana_

FIRST AFFILIATE STREAM !!!! IM BACK FROM JAPAN AND LIVE BAYBEEEEE PLAYIN SIMS www.twitch.tv/lana_

im back from japan and i also hit affiliate on my stream!!! gonna go live soon and play the sims 4 i think ???? first time in a long time

hiiiii im live wanna come watch me farm and giggle here and there? www.twitch.tv/lana_

live again!!!!!!! summer day 1 in stardew expanded weeeeee come say hi <3 only if u want tho www.twitch.tv/lana_

thanks again to anyone who came by!!! i love u all!!!!! also i made a discord if you wanna be in the loop discord.gg/9MvJwVzQ

im live!!!!!!!!!!!!! come say hi ill say it back www.twitch.tv/lana_

i will not let fear stop me!!! i will go live once again in about half an hour :)

eee stardew was so much fun thank you SO much again to everyone who came by!!!!!! <3 so so appreciated

hiiiiiii im live playing stardew expanded for the first time!!! second stream ever pls be nice to me thank u love u www.twitch.tv/lana_

what if i went live later and played smn happy like stardew :)

eee thank u everyone for coming by i had lots of fun and will be doing this again soon. i very much appreciate anyone who even took a min out of their day to come by it means a lot to me cuz i was v nervous. love u all !!!!!! <3

hi im live www.twitch.tv/lana_

what if i went live tonight

i want what they have

people always ask why when i say i’ve never seen a horror movie before but for example i got got by one (1) mildly creepy jumpscare in severance two days ago & last night i had a nightmare that said thing was following me around & i woke up at 4am and had to sleep with my lights on. so yeah im good

went to the woods for 3 days with no reception or wifi this weekend and ive never felt more peace. turned off my phone notifs for everything as soon as i came back (except for fam & vip notifs) and its just.. so much better this way. highly recommend disappearing for a moment or two every so often

yo can donald trump just shut the fuck up. like for a day even ?

my childhood bedroom lol *do NOT tell me if any of these had value i do NOT want to know LMAO

I ATE !!!!!!!

been feeling the january blues lately but i just got a remote for my kindle so now i can read in bed without having to move my arms from under the covers so i feel like things are finally looking up for me

sat down to eat my breakfast sandwich for 5 mins and immediately got swarmed with a puddle of pets this is the god damn life fellas. not getting up for another 3 hours now but it’s the price i have to pay

yes i have very distinguished and unique music tastes. my top artists? you’ve probably never even heard of them❤️

i miss sourcefed

lettuce:)

"rejection therapy" i whisper to myself as i begin to execute one of the worst parallel parking jobs ever witnessed

damn these guys really are a bunch of little freaks huh

why my friends dog shaped like the star wars milk alien 😭😭

why that pickle got his worm out 😂

sharcootery boards 👌

a client just requested an order of coquette pigeon press ons from me and wow... i needed this.

fruit and bug nail

if i was simply just rich things would just be .. so different

in the replies, let me know if jar jar binks has: a) a dick b) a cock c) a wiener (replies are anonymous <3)

one thing i am disappointed in bluesky for not having is polls.. how am i supposed to collect data on which fictional character has a dick a cock or a wiener now?

don't think mr roo knows he's a dog. thats okay though

call me controversial idk but not having a bombardment of endless negativity & feeling of hopelessness in social feeds is low key kinda nice ?? kinda enjoying just seeing what u guys had for dinner without feeling undeniable anger at rage baiting posts in between everything i read if thats ok

i am so glad i have an additional 9th social media app to check in with all my friends on now

thank god my nephew likes my dog that would’ve been a dealbreaker

morning

i read three books this month so now i feel qualified enough to share my goodreads account if anyone cares www.goodreads.com/user/show/16...