Y’all dressing up for Halloween this year 👀

There’s nothing worse than a terribly made cup of coffee on a Friday. Like how’d they fuck this up!?

My contract ends in 2-days and as bittersweet as it feels, I’m glad to move on to whatever God has for me next.

We made it to another Friday!

I really have to log-in while everyone else sleeps in..

Today drained me.. .. so, it’s time for a Hotty Toddy

6 days into October and it feels like the Full Moon popped in to beat my ass before the Halloween festivites take place 😭😭😭

Day 3 and the coke is still flowing through this damn bear 😭.

Today’s gonna determine which direction I head in.. 🫠

October 1st. The beginning of Q4. This has been one hell of a year, but I plan on doing whatever I can (within my powers) to end this year on a high note! Sending lots of love, positive vibes & well wishes in this season!

I can always tell what kind of man you are by the way I see you scratch your balls in public… And what I just saw???

Nothing like trying to leave work AT 5, and you get a message saying “we’re wishing so & so a happy birthday once the cake comes up” Y’all… I clock out in 9 minutes.

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Patrice Rushen & Barry White are getting me through this day. Cause LAWD I’m beyond ready for it to be 5 PM!

Claiming it now.. I’ma be a gf by next year.

Paige Bueckers is the 2025 WNBA Kia Rookie of the Year 🏆 Averaging 19.2 PPG, 5.4 APG, 3.9 RPG, Bueckers led the Dallas Wings as one of the most dynamic rookies the league has ever seen. #KiaROY | #WelcometotheW

Huge difference between attention and admiration..

I thought 2020 was the year of the blur. But, NOPE.. 2025 got the panini beat by a LONG mile 😵‍💫

Y’all… How is it the middle of September????

Somebody in the nail salon smells like throw up and I am DISGUSTED AF

It’s my favorite time of year: NFL SUNDAYS

Remind me to bring my sage to ward off men that give me immediate and long lasting ICKS 😭

Nothing worse than going out on a limb to give a man your number and you find out the hard way that he doesn’t bag women often based on the amount of times he blew up ya phone.. 20 minutes after meeting.

I’m finally back to feeling good. That vacation x jetlag combo did me DIRTY!

It’s September 3rd. My vacation is over. And I’m just ready to hibernate until Halloween 😭

Happy September 1st, Friends! Wishing everyone a positive, joyous and blessed month 😊

I blinked and it’s already August 11th. Like WTF?????

I should be on vacation right now 😩

For once, it would be nice to knock out before midnight 🙄

I really hope the weather machine re-fucking-laxes in August. Cause July had more than enough rain/flooding for an entire year.

It’s the last day of July! I’m hoping, praying and wishing that the month ends on a GOOD note.. for ALL of us!

It’s really the last 48 hours of July, and I’m praying we all make it into August unscathed.

Glo being arrested, a few days before her birthday is wild. What a way to end this chapter.

It’s only Tuesday and the week has been HEAVY

Man, that NGL is dangerous 😭. Now, I gotta add ground rules to shit cause somebody always gotta stop the fun.

We were JUST talking about the Gordon Gartrelle shirt last night. This is fucking insane.

It’s Sunday Funday, I woke up on the right side of the bed, it’s the last full week of July and we’re a few weeks away from the NFL pre-season? THIS IS WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKS LIKE

Back and ready to talk my shit again 🙂‍↔️

Haven’t been on here in a month.. Heyyyyyyy friends..

Happy Summer Solstice, Friends!

Can’t wait to be amongst the community today.

Happy Juneteenth/Freedom Day, to BLACK people ONLY! May the ancestors continue to love us, guide us and protect us. May we honor them and celebrate our liberation ❤️🖤💚

Tuesday greeted me a little too early this morning.

Up way earlier than I need to be 😩

Happy Obama Day 🤭

I’ve been moving off fumes, vibes & survival mode the past 2 weeks.. -500/10, wouldn’t recommend this to my worst enemy

Idk wtf is going on, but that Strawberry Full Moon done kicked shit into high gear and I need it to pump the brakes.

All this shit going on around the world, and NOW you wanna confess how you felt about me??? From over a decade ago?? Sir…

I’ma need to hit the lotto so I can get a masseuse on stand-by, whenever I need it. Cause trying to work out the problem area myself is NOT working 😩

Getting a new pair of glasses as an adult is the equivalent to a Christmas present 😂 Happy as hell I can see clearly again.