The way to nail me if I ever commit cyber crimes: "Your honor, the prosecution would like to withdraw all charges, it has come to light that Mr Opal is a seasoned software engineer, and would never have created such shoddy code" Me: "OBJECTION! THE CODE IS NOT SHODDY!!!"

Mindblowing evil. www.wptv.com/politics/the...

The way to nail me if I ever commit cyber crimes: "Your honor, the prosecution would like to withdraw all charges, it has come to light that Mr Opal is a seasoned software engineer, and would never have created such shoddy code" Me: "OBJECTION! THE CODE IS NOT SHODDY!!!"

It is always surprising to see posts like "we can't let immigrants overrun the country, we should be more like Australia" In Australia the immigrants overran the country my bro.

Every hardware nerds social media feed

This is just. Chefs. Kiss. The US political system is going to restart welfare. Not because people will starve. But because the economy will collapse. The real recipients of welfare are corporations. Through sales & low wages. Keynes is standing over his grave shouting "I fucking told you so!!"

Where are those Epstein files already.

Never speak ill of the dead. Only good. For example. Dick Cheney is dead. Good.

Would you trade places with Trump? You probably want to retire when you are 70. If Trump ever takes his foot off the pedal, even for a bit, he ends up in a piss stenched mental health ward in Sing Sing He has to do all this BS every day until his dying breath, or his last days will be miserable.

This is just. Chefs. Kiss. The US political system is going to restart welfare. Not because people will starve. But because the economy will collapse. The real recipients of welfare are corporations. Through sales & low wages. Keynes is standing over his grave shouting "I fucking told you so!!"

In case you had any suspicion that this Maga/Reform bs is anything but racism, "diversity" is now just outright replacing the n word.

I bookmarked a few posts blaming refugees for the train stabbing. After it became evident it wasn't a refugee I tried to go back and comment. All deleted. 🤔 I'm not naming names but some of you keep scoring own goals.

It's a war on Christmas!!

🎶It's fun to stay at the YMCA🎶

Obesity is a common result of poverty. Lack of access to healthy foods in poor areas creates poor health. Framing obesity as greediness is bloody stupid.

It's a war on Christmas!!

3-30-50

3-30-50

Guy Fawkes night is obsolete, as the monarchy is blowing itself up. Penny for the Andrew?

BOTH parties weaponised starvation. They played chicken, it went to the wire, they BOTH decided starvation was needed. We need a philosophy that politics, economics, and societal systems exist to serve humanity. Instead of humanity serving those things. www.independent.co.uk/news/snap-do...

Football nerds, name the footballer. Clue. He was an Alex Ferguson signing. #DensBigAssFootballQuiz

It's time to admit we bought this shitty dystopia from Temu.

*Starts chewing on toes*

This is the correct energy since Yahweh knocked that tower down.

Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Dem politicians, Supreme Court, DOJ, etc etc, they all have a hand in this. Opposition isn't enough you also need effective action. Being timid and nonchalant, when faced with the outright insane has played a part in getting here.

What profits not the swarm, profits not the bee. Marcus Aurelius

I'm too old for this shit.

It appears the presidential bunker is under the East wing. The part he is reconstructing. 🤔 edition.cnn.com/2020/06/04/p...

Are your billionaires too expensive to support? You thought it was cute to get billionaires, and now the cost of living and taxes are ruining everything? Introducing #DensBigAssGuillotineConstructionSet $9.99. Easy construction. Remove the blight today. Ts & Cs apply. Subject to availability.

It appears the presidential bunker is under the East wing. The part he is reconstructing. 🤔 edition.cnn.com/2020/06/04/p...

Are your billionaires too expensive to support? You thought it was cute to get billionaires, and now the cost of living and taxes are ruining everything? Introducing #DensBigAssGuillotineConstructionSet $9.99. Easy construction. Remove the blight today. Ts & Cs apply. Subject to availability.

When school prepared you for life by teaching you how to relate a function to its rate of change via differential equations, but all you really needed was a 101 in common sense.

Did General Zod finally make it to the White House?

You're not wrong. I'm so old, I remember when it was called "The British Blood Harvesting Board". then it became "British Vampire" , and then they privatised it. Bloody Maggie, its her fault.

...It's 2019 and someone just asked Corbyn about Brexit.

When school prepared you for life by teaching you how to relate a function to its rate of change via differential equations, but all you really needed was a 101 in common sense.

The shit we grew up with. But we turned out alright. Right? .... Right?....

there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.

Did General Zod finally make it to the White House?

I was one of the speakers on this ♥️

‘islamosocialist’

The shit we grew up with. But we turned out alright. Right? .... Right?....

But your rivals now have retaliatory tariffs up and no need to reduce them. The art of the deal.

"I stuck around St. Petersburg, When I saw it was time for a change, I killed the Tsar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain" Barista "Okkaayyy... I'm just putting "creepy dude in hoodie"

"I stuck around St. Petersburg, When I saw it was time for a change, I killed the Tsar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain" Barista "Okkaayyy... I'm just putting "creepy dude in hoodie"

Cheer up Luis

The Welsh told the Saxons this hill was called "pen" (meaning "hill"). The Saxons added their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill). Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill). Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)

Remember, the secret to happiness is good health. Live long enough to see the "White House ballroom" turned into a black history museum.

Remember, the secret to happiness is good health. Live long enough to see the "White House ballroom" turned into a black history museum.