damn, sorry to grindr users because Kirk’s memorial wreck that shit today

with it being the rapture tomorrow, does that mean I still need to come into the office?

I really can’t hide my facial expressions so when people start saying some ridiculous shit, I start doll blinking and smiling like a dog about to hurl.

People don’t come to the Pacific Northwest coast for fun, they come out for existentialism and surfing.

there was a time where I was watching one of the Austin Powers movies with my boyfriend and he yelled out loud “IS DR EVIL ALSO MIKE MYERS?!?” it was like 2019 when this happened and I still laugh about it.

go read 1984, brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, watch Cabaret, read read read, learn learn learn, be safe be safe be safe

“can you identify these hosts?” *recognizing the IP addresses and knowing that this is gonna be a bitch to resolve* “…maybe.”

I CAN GET THE COVID VACCINE

debating whether or not Robinson keistered that Mauser or stuck it in a pant leg. arguably, both are doable.

I find white people’s first interactions with monkeys and primates to be fucking hilarious. you read old documents from Christians on a boat traveling the world and suddenly it’s like, “this ship has a furry dark demon locked in a fucking cage and speaking tongues, god save us all.”

*group of 7 teenagers* “oh yeah, we could go and have some beer back home, I snuck a six pack from the convenience store.” “…so we each get a slight buzz from the SIX BEERS?!”

imma rip up this origami and specifically put it in your trashcan so you know I don’t fw you anymore.

if your “political opinions“ include the imprisoning or killing of marginalized communities, it’s not a political opinion you’re a fascist filled with hatred.

school shootings are gonna become even more deadly

MAKE VACCINES AVAILABLE

instead of making an executive order that would allow Oregonians to get vaccinated for influenza and COVID-19, you are placating to fascists and honoring in alt right man who has repeatedly gone after the demographics you claim to support.

flags at half mast for a alt right podcaster is fucking ridiculous what timeline are we in? someone throw another object into the particle accelerator.

when I need to pee at work, I say “I need to sign some papers.” and walk off all serious.

being from Oregon means wearing a full rain jacket with shorts and sneaks because the temperature goes from 85 to 50 within minutes.

i’m gonna go into the forest to kick my own ass

Robert Redford wasn’t my favorite actor, but he produced one of my favorite movies. Motorcycle Diaries by Walter Salles. It has been one of the most impactful films I have seen this year even though it came out decades ago. If you are interested, check out my review for it. boxd.it/99IqMr

I will never not shit talk Oregon’s racist, horrific past. every land acknowledgment is incredibly pandering and acting like the communities that white people colonized and genocided are not still here today. talking about indigenous people like they are mystical beings is really fucking racist.

hell, there were men with rifles walking around at the George Floyd vigil. oregon has been a racist and horrid state since its inception, portland tries to mask it with pandering progressivism and never doing anything to improve the lives of its residents.

we have so many gun deaths in this city. the PPB literally poisons the people of Portland with it’s toxic tear gas. people were getting kidnapped by unmarked vans and not given due process. there is political violence, but there is no time that it hasn’t started on the other side.

do I wait for the Oregon governor to shape the fuck up and actually do something about the restrictions to vaccines (particularly covid) in the state or do I shell out the out of pocket pay for a vaccination in Washington because they PUT IN AN ORDER SAYING YOU DONT NEED A PRESCRIPTION?

trans person “I may need to flee america to be safe.” cis man “well too bad you have to get diarrhea from the water where you are going…” “…what the actual fuck.”

if you give me a dailymail article to prove your point, I am just gonna assume you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about

i’m having a panic attack right now because I don’t think there is a way for me to legally get the covid booster even with my disability and insurance. I am so genuinely scared for the next few months because this is going to kill thousands of people.

What is the scammy 90s/2000s toy that you still want? For me, it’s a Fushigi ball.

I don’t necessarily have the utmost respect for the US military, I do find it really weird that we are giving Charlie Kirk, an honorable military funeral when he did not serve, I also think it’s weird that Kash Patel is saying that he will meet him in Valhalla when both of these men did not serve.

As somebody who was very interested in going into mortuary services before college, even I can tell that they rushed the fuck out of that body, that man is orange and waxy.

For everyone comparing Charlie Kirk‘s assassination to MLK‘s, King‘s last words were “peace” Charlie’s last words were “violence” King was killed by our government. Charlie was killed by a groyper. These things are not comparable, and it is an absolutely disgusting comparison.

*making a comparison to Nazi Germany to America today* “yeah but Germany took those American inspirations to put into their internment camps over 100 years ago.” “bitch, our fucking grandparents were alive 100 years ago, stop acting like this is so far away from us.”

“how could you have any reaction other than horrified to Charlie Kirk‘s murder?” “were you not one of the people that had George Zimmerman sign a bag of skittles and iced tea? also making Facebook posts posing as Trevon Martin’s dead body?” “*silence*” “shut the entire fuck up.”

truthout.org/articles/new... hey people in marginalized communities, if you can leave the country, please consider it, this is a fascistic move and then next action will be imprisonment and death. stop holding onto this idea that you will be okay and decide if you are GTFO of here QUICKLY.

oh his kids and wife weren’t even at the event? huh, so why would you need to lie about him getting killed in front of his family when his wife is saying she found out through social media? reports have said his daughter was so confused she tried to hug him, but he was carried off immediately?

I swear to God, barista‘s at Dutch Bros will greet you by smacking your ass.

“How are we going to get people to stop clicking on phishing emails? The training isn’t providing any real impact.” “Fire them.” “What?!” “They will not learn their lesson until their finances are affected. It’s get scammed, be smart and careful, or lose your job.”

Do y’all think jubilee is just gonna stop making videos now?

I have a very deep fear of being chased, and trying to play fallout 3 where everything has a set speed, fucking killed me. Going the same speed as a mirelurk that is chasing you made me want to cease to exist. And the deathclaw is at a set speed faster than yours, you are never out running it.

hey, stop being so homophobic or else i’m banging your mom.

What does gun violence mean in Latin?

“no one should be killed for a political opinion.” “you quite literally have called for the death of thousands of queer, black, and brown people that include women and children.” “I know i’m a nazi, but you were mean, and that is much worse.”

As somebody who knows people who have had strokes, he most definitely had a stroke.

when people try to bring in the trans and queer community when discussing gun control and mass shootings, show them this

Why am I just finding out that Charlie Kirk’s middle name is James? What nerd ass shit is that? Charlie JAMES KIRK?

Are there any photos of this man that don’t look like he’s about to shit his pants?

I 100% believe in free speech, that does not excuse you from me decking you though. You are not free of the consequences that your speech has, especially if it is riddled with child deaths and straight up fascism. I’m not gonna call it karma, but it’s the universe balancing itself.

got a real example of “live by the fire, die by the torch”

this bitch is gonna get a military honors funeral like the women who died on January 6th