Had a woman stop me walking my dog and ask me what kind he was, so I told her he was a chihuahua. He is a labradoodle. She said "Oh my god I thought those were the little ones, I had no idea they got that big!" I said they only stay that small for the first few years then have a growth spurt :)

I'm older today, yippee

Newly minted evergreen meme

I'm older today, yippee

When it comes to adult games on Steam, winter is coming. And not in the fun way

Oh no, I'm old again in a few days.. 😔

my battery is low and it’s getting dark

Regarding Your Inquiry #1 WIP

Welp that's it then. Sorry everyone.

Welp that's it then. Sorry everyone.

Jim Bakker you come to me on the eve of my daughter's Yom Kippur and you try to sell me bucket soup..?

What the fuck are you on trying to sell 12 liters of water for $49.90 Jim Bakker affiliated bucket of food slingin' ass

Last chance to look at me Hector Dubstep FAZE remix (Bass boosted airhorns!!) ONLY THE BEST PART

Unplanned stop.

Y'all ever noticed that there's voices in the static and their screams never stop?

I think in some ways creating something new, spending time and money and energy creating something for public consumption, is always going to be intimidating. You've got to boldly put your head on the chopping block of public approval, close your eyes and just trust it'll be well received.

I think in some ways creating something new, spending time and money and energy creating something for public consumption, is always going to be intimidating. You've got to boldly put your head on the chopping block of public approval, close your eyes and just trust it'll be well received.

What flavor is your OC?

YOU ENTER INTO THE ARIMA KINEN RACE HARU, TRY YOUR BEST!

Me when I jork it am I right fellas

She call me her yogurt lid the way she be licking my She be calling me her yogurt lid 'cause I be yog Call me your yogurt lid the way you be l The way she She's be licking yogurt off my top 'cause I'm her

The end of the Pickle William saga? 😔

Sigh, I guess not all dreams can be reality..

Me when I jork it am I right fellas

Today we join Amber engaging in an intellectual business discussion

Unplanned stop.

Textures for 3D models are so far removed from anything I know how to do urghghgh so fucking frustrating

Gent with unclear ethnicity and cataclysmic dong gets spat upon by busty domme VII: Ethnicity Uncovered (Part 2)

WIP #1

Y'all ever noticed that there's voices in the static and their screams never stop?

As my own small tribute to KingCobraJFS, as someone who has watched his various viral clips in horrified fascination for a few years, I made a fucked up drink combo in his honor. Ice, lemon juice, garlic salt, protein powder, blended lovingly with half a can of white monster. TMDWU, 'tubes.

It me

About to have a "Don't you know who I am??" crash out lol

Y'all ever think that humanity peaked with the 'Stamp On The Ground (Nightcore)' dance animation with all the different game and TV characters dancing on the DDR machine?

Today we join Amber having normal thoughts that all normal people have.

Not to brag but I just bagged a baddie 😏

Today we join Amber traversing the dreamscape

Today we join Amber engaging in regular nocturnal activities

Today we join Amber just literally enjoying a pouch of rice I promise

Today we join Amber uh

Oh.

Chat if my Youtube playlist doesn't stop shuffling between the same three songs in a loop then my skin is going to slough off like a sodden plastic bag.

*Screaming at passersby to call Wendigoon as I witness a horrific incident, as I cannot process it without his soothing tones and thoughtful analysis of the event spread over the course of an hour long video*

Today we join Amber dispensing historical whaling knowledge

Today we join Amber dispensing historical whaling knowledge

It me

A little behind the scenes youtube.com/shorts/IL_0m...

Did I make this one up? Lmao