i would like to suggest a deal with catholicism. if your ‘pope’ starts mercilessly beating people for breaches of airplane etiquette, i will convert

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Something a little different for this week, anyone interested in a proxy with a sketch? The Archimandrite as Tenzin, with a Tenzin sketch, and Locket of Guru Laghima (Sensei’s Diving Top). Usual rules, repost and follow to enter, I’ll pick a winner Sunday, Nov 16.

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

It is very clear the gutting of Teen Vogue is about silencing their excellent political coverage. Corporations want you uninformed and shut off from meaningful journalism. And they’re staggeringly successful at it so far.

The fact that some prominent Democrats defend a Maine Senate primary candidate’s Nazi tattoo while he isn’t even leading in polls, but not defend a NYC mayor primary winner from false smears even as he’s leading general election polls says a lot. That doesn’t seem driven by voter preference.

Phew managed to make it another day without getting a nazi tattoo. It’s hard out here. Just nazi tattoos roaming the streets attaching themselves to people. Stay woke

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

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Also, ayo @jay.bsky.team and the BlueSky team, if you’re gonna permaban Link and Palestinian aid accounts, it’s not a good look if you also don’t ban government accounts engaged in obvious violations of the Hatch Act, which is an actual federal law.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Happy John Brown’s Raid day to all who celebrate

Feedback is good, especially if you're one of many who have been burned by the SL system secretlair-support.wizards.com/hc/en-us/req...

Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.

Every time I hear someone on a podcast read off a URL I think of this guy youtu.be/HD33rlVwXtU?...

Social media should be safe for trans people. Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes. Pass it on!

@wotcmatt.bsky.social Out of curiosity, how does rule 702.16n ("this effect doesn't remove" Auras) interact with effects that cheat Auras into play (Bruna, Zur, Light-Paws, etc) - is that solely an exception to 702.16c's "they get put into graveyards", or also to the "can't be enchanted by" clause?

What movie do you consider perfect?

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.

I dug into that recent Pokémon patent on @theverge.com in the interest of getting some facts straight www.theverge.com/games/779062...

no noah, i wrote that post because i think you are a weird antisocial loser and i want you to know that

“We’re celebrating the legacy of our martyred free speech hero by firing a bunch of people for saying mean things about him” is the kind of thing Tom Lehrer could have done roper justice to.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Bluesky moderation is absolutely out of fucking control right now just absolutely arbitrary politically motivated suspensions and bans. No explanations. No adherence to terms of service. It’s literally impossible to know what we are and aren’t allowed to say.

ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕

Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.

this reminds me that i think people would be less interested in “raw milk” if we called it “poop milk” or “shit milk”

It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.

“following rumors of his death donald trump held a press conference announcing extrajudicial killings of civilians and plans for a military invasion of an american city” is a perfectly factual headline that could be used to describe what we saw yesterday

With a significant number of creators dropping sponsorships today bc of UGs decision to continually make immoral choices, I’m no longer afraid to state that this same company brought me into a call and requested I refrain from using the verbiage “genocide” when referring to Palestine Free Palestine

Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*

Just a smol bean who wants to flicker himself a lot. Pay no attention to the Purphoros and the Confusion in the Ranks I'm holding behind my back.

Kind of telling that companies apparently feel like they need to apologise more for using AI than for transphobia

Bugs is back, post your favorite bug

"For selected products only, there's Mastercard."

This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.

Show me your getaway vehicle

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.

You can put the link 🔗 in the VERY SAME POST as your post about the content !! There is no algorithmic penalty for links here !! We will still see your post and the original content link won't be buried in a reply !!

didn’t initially realize this isn’t the tv show! it’s just a straight reread of her books as a cash grab. it’s basically a tribute album to raise money for charity; the charity is “for the good of society, transgenderism must be eradicated from public life entirely.” fuck every one of these people.

Game Changer pride stickers are out now 🎉 (with massive thanks to @samreich.bsky.social for giving me permission to sell them!) UK: canopyrobin.sumupstore.com/product/game... International: canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4333...

The Substack app apparently push alert promoted a Nazi newsletter to several users. Users have complained about it on Substack Notes but the company hasn’t responded. Generally push alert promos are for content a user is likely to interact with

after a very frustrating call with Visa (US+CAN), I was told that Visa would like inquiries relating to using their bargaining power to destroy adult media to be sent, via email, to [email protected] they asked. to be sent. emails. you know what to do.