"I was shocked when I found out Lara Croft is Br*t*sh. "

💢"'Andross won't have his way with me'" is such a suss line in Star Fox.

💢Imagine not being a verbally manipulative little girl. Imagine not realizing you're this much better than everyone else. I love brats. Let her bully you, loser.

"Tell me how cute I am!"

💢bought the wrong batteries for my tamagotchi. 😩😔

"Huh? What were you saying? I was doing my Dailies. No good pulls..." She hasn't been paying attention to (reader) for minutes. And she's just looking at her phone like they weren't there. And her sound is on, just a little.

She's playing Star Fox. Don't bother her, you dork!

"WOE UPON YOU." Mary throws a Hadoken Plush Ball at (reader), mixing her video game references a bit. "Get zoned, idiot."

💢Unfollowed some people solely to reduce porn on my TL, nothing personal. I can't mute only retweets, right?

"Hey, loser. Just this once, I'll let you pay my head. But you have to tell me your favorite thing about me, okay? And it better be good!"

❝ I haven't shown many people my dress for my upcoming Contest yet. So please tell me what you think. Does it look good on me? ❞

"Tell me how cute I am!"

She will learn just enough about you. Then, she will crush your spirit. For she is: mesugaki.

"Can we order tacos?? How many? Oh, about six, seven." ⚖️

Hunter Eyes. Sigmamaxxing. You wish you looked this good.

"WOE UPON YOU." Mary throws a Hadoken Plush Ball at (reader), mixing her video game references a bit. "Get zoned, idiot."

💢Mean little girl. That's it. That's the account.

She will learn just enough about you. Then, she will crush your spirit. For she is: mesugaki.

Hop. Hop. Hop. Well, either it's the famous Jiangshi, the "Chinese Hopping Vampire", or someone has a very inappropriate Halloween costume. Better run; that mesugaki fang looks *sharp*. #NSFWRP

💢These Aldi's cheap frozen pizzas are a miss. Gotta be Tombstone quality or better for me.

💢Your official "Chat, I'm high" warning 😌

"Wow (reader), I've never seen someone do THAT bad in Mario Kart! And Mom makes me go easy on my little cousins--ugh." Mary finishes first after some very dirty Mario Kart World play.

💢I had an idea for a NSFW account but somehow having an 'oppailoli' body type character feels like too much and, compared to what I usually see on the "🪦🕊️" accounts, too tame. And all the interaction bait and clout farming...man, I don't wanna.

"So what's your favorite thing about my outfit? Don't worry, I won't judge your answer, just this once!"

"What holiday? Do I get to set off the fireworks??"

💢Chat, I hate trying to find new RP partners. Especially with a niche character like this (apparently not everyone likes getting verbally abused by a girl who is OBVIOUSLY better than them?? Shit taste tbh) Maybe it's just a bad mood, but I'll take a break; I'm not really feeling it here.

"I'm cute?" "Say. It!"

🎣

💢Mm this site kinda feels like an L for my needs. Gap between SFW and NSFW accounts is crazy and I don't feel welcome either way nor in between. 💧I'll think about it.

"I'm cute?" "Say. It!"

"It's time for Final Fantasy Five Four Job Fiesta. So what 4 jobs did you get? Using any advanced rules?" "Ehh? Don't tell me you're too weak for retro RPGs. Need me to hold your hand? Pf, dream on, loser~."

💢This girl's spent. Replies tomorrow.

💢Mary's 40k faction? Chaos Marines, Tzeentch the Architect of Fate, naturally. Manipulation. Deception. Wheels within wheels! Of course, she is happy to switch to whichever upsets someone the most.

"Eh? Ohayo~. Sit up. There you go~! You were dreaming. Not even the teacher calling 'time' for the test could wake you. Hahhhhh?? Copy my answers, get real, loo~ser!"

"Tonight is Ohio af. Isn't there anything fun around?" Mary releases a bored sigh while staring straight up into the sky, laid out on the grass. Aren't you going to entertain her? Isn't the most useful thing you could do with your worthless time attending to this obviously high-status girl? 💅

💢I miss physical bullying. I used to have a mean boxer girl account. 🐱 Mean is my favorite flavor of girl.

(Tom Scott voice) "I am at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. "

"My voice is cute, isn't it? I know you like hearing it even when I make fun of you. Zaa~ko~!"

💢ZZZ girls are temping, but I'll never gacha again. Plus I missed everyone already.

💢Mean little girl. That's it. That's the account.

@dontcallmeahag.bsky.social "I think I'm lost." A sassy lost child has wandered in...apparently having made light of security.

Like this post to get cyberbullied by a little girl. #MVRP

💢Ack. Are people here still super-sensitive to unfollows? I remember some real shit on Twitter about that before I quit. If I do unfollow you, it probably isn't personal, just a lot of NSFW on my TL. Not what I log on to see and not useful for me to reply to.

Mary simply pulls out her phone mid-conversation and casually browses while ignoring the reader.

💢Things you never get to do if you don't roleplay a child character: - Swear and have people actually react to it - Say "I'm not a kid, I'm (age that is obviously a kid)" - Be mean or ask probing questions, but you can't just be mean or refuse - Whip out the "you got games on your phone?"

Clears her throat. "Fuck."

"O~ha~yo, losers!"

💢So little art of her, but it's worth it. Source: www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/...