There’s no place like home. 💚💖

I already need a new jar soon. 🥺🥺 I might be a little addicted 😅 😈 Pump, Pump, Pump, Buddy. 😈

Heh heh 😈 Thank you for the delivery @batorbalm.bsky.social!!! Can’t wait to tap into this jar.

Had a chat w/ my niece recently. I asked her: “How do you describe me when people ask about your family? Am I the weird uncle? 🥺” Her response made my day: “You’re the gay uncle! All my friends want a guncle, plus you’re the cool one.” Then she said not to tell my brother. 😂 I think I won yall!

I’m gonna let some guy and his friend put their hands in my mouth for an hour… I’m going to the dentist. This isn’t a kink post. 🙁😔

Look lil bro, either you massage my pecs or get under the desk. Pick your poison. 😈

I’m such a husky, dude. I just wanna sit at a leather daddy’s feet at a bar just looking cute and letting his friends pet me and compliment my fur.

Sometimes I just wanna wake up to my coffee made, freshly lubed pussy in my sling, and a cigar ready to be sparked up. Maybe it’s time I find myself a boy to collar. 😈😈😂😂 Kidding… maybe..

I love when a boy is cleaning out for me, like: *Sleezy Uncle Voice* “Yes, my hungry little fuck sleeve, clean out that pussy for me! It’ll be our dirty secret.” 😈😈😈

If this isn’t how we’re hanging out together, I don’t want it. 🤤🥴😈

BOING! Good Morning ;)

Just shooting that bull milk. 😈😈 Hungry pig ate me out for almost 2 hours. 💦💦💦

🥵🤤🤤🤤🥵

😂😂😂

Time for some cock worship in celebration of the weekend! 😈😈

Wood morning! 😈

Fucking gooned out bro. 😈😈🥴

So I’m at Steamworks right? I’m getting my dick sucked, and this cute dude I bonded with is standing next to me and dirty talking in my ear. In enters TwinkWithBigDick™ My buddy goes: “Damn dude, look at this heavy piece” Without filter I go: “Holy fuck… what’s it like being God’s favorite?” 😂

This local gooner was sending me some fire voice notes this morning. So, here’s some bull dick for his efforts 😈

QOTN: “I… I don’t think I’ve ever fisted by magenta lighting before… this is nice.” 😂😂😂

I got a “Happy Fathers Day” text this morning from a boy I like to dom. So ima take that as a “You’re doing something right, dude” 😂❤️😈

Just had a dude tell me that he would rather I keep my clothes on while he sucks my dick, after I sent a full body pic. Babes, if I’m too much for you, go find less. 💅🏼

My top-in-shining-silicone-lube is out there some where. Untill he shows up, I guess we’re making do with my dildo-in-glistening-ffausten. 🎶🎵”One day my prince will cum!”🎵🎶 😂😂😂

Listen, I know my worth… I just like to go on sale sometimes.

How I game with my bros. 👾👾

Happy Proud Month! I’ve kicked off pride month by blowing the 21 year old uncut college boy in my neighborhood. Here’s to the universe blessing us with many many many more interactions like that this whole season! 🥂 #BeGayDoCrime

If I wasn’t so emotionally uninterested/unavailable I’d make a great husband. 😂😂😂

I just need a dude with a big dick, a bad attitude, and a back tattoo to disrespect me for an hour or two. I don’t feel like I’m asking for much. 🥺😂

I fucking love sucking cock, man.

I have a hungry cocksucker scheduled to come over for some Bull Worship later today. Think I might smoke a cigar while I slap it around a little. Ya know… dumb faggot shit 😈

I went on a walk in the woods. Got into some mischief with @matewitheight.bsky.social and @kycornfedfucker.bsky.social Camping is fun. 😈😂

QOTN: “Is this sling at Koda height?!” “Yea…” “I knew it, Ive been in a sling at Koda height before, lemme fix it.” 😂😂😂

QOTN: “Guys, wait, you’re walking too fast! I still need to put my little whore shorts back on my little whore body.” Campit’s been a blast 😂😂

When @cdiesel85.bsky.social goes into turbo mode, I take my job very seriously 🫡 You’re in the splash zone for this one so either grab your poncho… Or open your mouth… pig 😈😈💦💦

Dream job 🧎🏻‍♂️

In the wise words on Beyonce: “Bounce on that shit. No hands.”

I’m sorry, what? I didn’t hear you. I was too busy enjoying one of God’s greatest gifts to man: The Apple Turnover from Arby’s

🤷🏽‍♂️ 🐻

I heard someone say CHEST THREAD! 🔽Quote Post Yours🔽

We dont contribute to idolization on my side of this app, yall. Dont waste time thirsting over profiles that wouldnt look at you twice in public. Theyre not Gods, they just have a complex, babes. The real people making moves in your community aren’t spending their time standing on pedestals. 🤷🏽‍♂️

It’s got multiple uses. Last night it was helping me put away some dick. Now it’s helping me put away clothes. This is peak adulting.

I have a need. I have such a very strong need! 🤤🤤🤤

I think you should let me fuck your loose wet pussy. 😈

Feeling pretty thankful that all yall pigs followed me over here. Yall make me wanna keep posting and stuff. 😅🥰 Anyways, here’s my cunt doing cunt things.

I need more pussy wrapped around my forearms. 😈

I need more horny cigar men on my timeline. I have to go digging for bate content and it’s killing me. Men should be pulling on thick cigars on my timeline without me having to ask. 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Everyone who posts a FCF today, has to actually come over and fuck me with it. I’m really sorry for the inconvenience, yall, but I just… I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏽‍♂️ #FCF

Gurgle, gurgle, Pop! “Ohhhhhh!” 🥴🫠 Just a bit of light toy time. ❤️

I need someone with small hands to remind me that I’m just a tunnel.

Genuinely my reaction to big, thick cocks that need a throat to warm them. #Pounce :3