Woke bleating about normal male behaviour in our schools. I’d gently point out a few things - females are privileged to be allowed an education. I suggest they show a little more respect. - my school (Eton) preserved the male learning environment. And look at me! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

As everyone knows, the main factor driving immigration is the insatiable lust of foreigners to impregnate your wives and daughters. The best defence against this pagan assault is to ensure that our precious females are always with child. Thus I am happy to put myself at the service of the country.

I’m feeling quite aroused for the local elections. We will win easily. We will cut taxes hugely for the deserving patriotic voter. Of course this will be paid for by increased levies on the unBritish, the parasitical and the godless. No one will weep for them. Most immigrants are very wealthy.

Oddly, this march against the “far right” is actually quite a good thing. We will be able to capture the names and pictures of these seditious cretins so that they will never be allowed to vote again. Or obtain employment. Anyone standing against Reform should know that there will be consequences.

This is very sad and undemocratic. Did you know that currently many Muslim wives are allowed to vote in British elections? The sad truth is that unlike proper British families, their husbands cannot be trusted to instruct them properly on how to vote. Reform will stop this.

I, too, have a lot of gay friends.

Danny Kruger told the TUV party conference in Cookstown, Co Tyrone, that his party would “complete the unfinished business of Brexit”, after colleague Robert Jenrick visited Belfast with DUP leader Gavin Robinson. www.newhamrecorder.co.uk/news/nationa...

Come now. Several incontrovertible facts proved that this election was stolen from Reform. We all know that Reform is riding very, very high in the polls. We are the People’s Party. And yet, somehow, we lost. And secondly, we all saw many non-British looking people voting. Foreigners. Suspicious!

This is obviously stupid and wrong. We all know that the result in this by-election was incorrect. Clearly so, as it failed to reflect the people’s will and return another Reform MP. People would like to know what went wrong. The Left has its testicles everywhere. news.sky.com/story/politi...

All young sinners are welcome to attend the UK's proper church; sexual abuse, exploitation and bad singing is bound to attract the youngsters.

Lots of fuss in the news at the moment about “forced adoption”. I can’t see what the fuss is about, honestly. If any of the staff working under me should happen to fall pregnant, their families always seem quite grateful to be gifted with a little brother or sister. £50/week goes a long way!

The answer to this is simple. Young people failing to attend a proper Church can expect to have their benefits stopped under Reform. We will save the country from Satan.

Momentous events at yesterday's Acting PMQs. The entire Parliamentary Reform Party attended en masse - unprecedented, powerful solidarity. Despotic, unelected Starmer used his platform to insult us. Us. Reform. The people's party. Of course we left spontaneously. And I led the charge. Me. Danny.

This farcical parade of wokeness is a national disgrace. Naturally I chose not to be invited. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

As part of my Nobel Peace Prize; I have been leading negotiating with the progressive Traditional Ulster Voice party to bring about a proper peace in Ireland. We will ban the “wearing of the green” and the stupid foreign leprechaun language. www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/news/2596290...

This poor, wonderful man has been persecuted mercilessly by the sick forces of Woke. After his reasonable, hilarious remarks about the useless immigrant David Lammy (ha ha!), they have just been waiting to catch him out in a tiny slip like this. Poor England. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Sad to see this attack on Britain’s second-best religion. No doubt the culprits will turn out to be Labour voters. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If you would like to send me a decent fee on Cameo then I'd be happy to record a short supportive piece for this poor, traduced man. The Left blob has never forgiven him for his courageous stand against the twin evils of vaccination and women's football. news.sky.com/story/ex-foo...

All profits made by Mr Farage on his Cameo work have been donated to the very best of good causes, funding his preparation to assume the heavy mantle of government. What a shame that the drooling cretins of the traitorous Left have ruined these valiant efforts. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Nice to see the frothing lefties finally catching up with reality.

BREAKING Delighted to announce that my services are now available on Cameo! If you would like to commission a hilarious, witty birthday message or maybe a racist tirade then Danny is your man! Maybe you’d like to mock women? Or taunt the socially backward? Support lynching? Very reasonable rates.

Under emergency legislation being prepared ahead of Reform’s triumphant election by acclamation, all attendees at these unBritish events will be deemed to have surrendered their citizenship, and will be deported to the country of their ancestors. Simple. www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...

This is just good British common sense. Anyone and anything standing in the way of our Great Project must be crushed like a bug. Be they civil servants, women, pagans, homosexuals or merely feebleminded liberals, the people will tolerate no more obstruction.

Woke nonsense. We don’t need evidence. We know the truth.

Several constituents have written to me bemoaning price rises on heating oil. Once I’d ascertained that they were deserving of my attention because they voted for me, I explained that this appalling price rise is entirely the fault of the traitorous “government” and Reform would fix it immediately.

The key point here, sadly, is that the accused are actually women. I hope this will finally be enough to silence the screeching harpies bleating about female victimhood, feminism, and other vacuous and irreligious causes. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Proof that the establishment has broken Britain. The only way to deal with these parasites choosing to sleep on the streets - imprison them. Force them to carry out hard labour to pay for their board and lodging. Reform will break this culture. www.centreforsocialjustice.org.uk/newsroom/rou...

Bravo The Hon Danny Kruger for correctly predicting the rigged outcome 😂

I am a prominent supporter of proper family life. My policies will give money to British women, allowing them to breed more enthusiastically. But what we seem to be getting here is irregular voting by the wrong sort of family. Families that are not truly British. This result must be overturned.

We all know that Reform is the Party of the People and has scored an incontrovertible moral victory. The Greens must concede that they are a democratic disgrace. And sadly, as I predicted, this proves that the voting population must be scrutinised to remove those unable to vote appropriately.

I am confident that Mr Farage's Reform Party, my party, will triumph in today's important Parliamentary by-election. And if victory is stolen from us, this will simply prove that voting must be reformed to exclude the misguided, the mentally deficient, gays, non-British people and women.

Hope you're still watching me on Sky News. Listen and learn. I've explained that I don't like Esther Rantzen's attitude to the Assisted Dying Bill. If you listen to how often I am having to repeat myself and say "as I've already explained", you may begin to understand the rightness of my position.

I hope you're watching me on Sky News right now. Observe my fine, manly features. My beautifully cut suit. A pity that they had to play that stupid, embarrassing clip of the sentimental old fool @parodyprue.bsky.social. She is simply wrong and should spend more time listening to her betters.

We must provide financial incentives to rebuild our soiled society. Women and other mentally weak people lack moral clarity to make the right choices. We must have more British babies. More Christians. More women running their husbands’ households. Irregular, gay, unmarried: they must be stopped.

A lot of sense here. I have often said that failure to embrace the true Faith is a form of collective insanity. Those choosing not to join me in following the path of righteousness deserve to have the punishment of mental illness visited upon them.

I am not all surprised or disappointed to have been omitted, for now, from Mr Farage's front bench. I have been assured that my personal mandate is already established, and I will sit extremely close to the heart of power. I'm Danny Kruger. Remember my name.

Many people have commented that I do not appear very prominently in Mr Farage’s important announcements today. What these troublemakers seem to forget is that I am the very soul of Reform’s intellectual engine room. Every idea coming from Reform has my blessing and is my personal creation.

I’m proud that I joined most of the Reform MPs in voting for the two-child benefit cap. We can’t go wasting money on feckless parasites and their children. We must look after our own first. Children careless enough to be born to working-class parents must expect to have a hard life.

This scandal involving Mandelson makes one thing very, very clear. Labour (or any hard left party) should not be allowed to appoint Lords. They are trying to pack our most senior house with crooks and communists. Far better to allow the People’s Party, Mr Farage’s Reform, to be properly represented.

I see that ticket sales, although pleasing, are still quite slow. I'll be charitable and put this down to weekend lassitude. But any constituents choosing not to show whole-hearted loyal support shouldn't be surprised to receive a call from HMRC about their latest self-assessment return. Come now!

Excited that hear that my wife has made a fantastic autobiographical film, depicting the joy and excitement of helping me reach the heights of British Politics. Loyal constituents seeing OFDANNY at the Marlborough Parade will see reduced council tax. Others will have their tax returns scrutinised.

As Reform continues to grow its mandate, I have been thinking hard about the policies that we need to make this country into God's country once more. We must ensure that the people love God's Laws freely and thus: unmarried mothers must show humility through increased tax payments

When I criticise policies that offend my Christian sensibilities - I refer to them as “madness”. This is right and good. But when a strong centrist such brave Suella defects from the failing rump of a once-great party, she is accused of having mental health problems. This deserves punishment.

Better if minor musicians could stick to simple patriotic tunes such as "Born in the USA", I feel.

Proof that petty, unelected, woke officials are launching personal attacks on hardworking Reform leaders. If these feeble tenants don't like the excellent accommodation offered then they should either move abroad or pay more rent for a place more suited to their unrealistic expectations! Parasites.

I’m sure many of us will have smiled wryly while listening to failed Conservative politician Sajid Javid plugging his book on the radio this morning. Immigrant family. Petty crimes tolerated by police. Need I go on? You would do far better to buy my own excellent tome. Several people have!

Do follow me on Instagram. Here I explain how Wiltshire Police’s equality objectives are mad. Obviously anything encouraging perverts to reject Our Lord must be mocked and stopped. This is a disgrace.

I've been asked for a quick clarification. Obviously "non-British people" would only be deported if they are unable to make a worthwhile contribution to our society. More than fair. Reform donors and the right-minded wealthy have nothing to fear. Some of my best friends are rich brown people.

Lots of speculation about disunity within Mr Farage's Reform Party. Nonsense, of course. They all agree fully with my principles: deport all non-British people forced detention and conversion for those flouting God's Law (gays) Ban unmarried mothers and abortion Privatise education and healthcare

Confected “scandal” about nothing. More woke nonsense. Most proper British people would agree that not all people born here are British. Many have allegiances to foreign powers. Or look weird. Or speak foreign languages. Clearly they should all just leave, now. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...