I've been away due to some health issues, but I'm okay. Thank you for caring to check on my handsome cat-son Jesse James Hollywood "Butterbean" Jesse and me🥰😽. I'm so happy to be home to relax with my baby and YOU!🫂 (sound🎶)

Today is off to a GREAT start😃! Someone gifted us our favorite snack👍🏽. The Health Aid's over 2 hours late, so she won't partake in any👎🏽. Hopefully, someone will escort Jesse and me outside for a walk today😊. It's a lovely sunny comfortable 70 degree(F) day😁. Happy Friday, Blue Sky Family!😽🥰

Good evening, Everybody!👋🏽 Jesse and I are just fine. I've had some appointments and Jesse's spent time with the neighbors. We're now enjoying our time together. We missed you so much, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽 "🎶Noone's gonna love you the way I do. Nobody!🎶" (sound)

Therapist: "Ms. Caramel, you should lean more to your compassionate side and less into your judgemental side." (long pause) Me: "That's the most professional way anyone's ever told me to stop being a 'lil b*tch. Thank you." Her:😆

Loni Anderson, actress known for her roles in "WKRP In Cinicinatti", "All Dogs Go To Heaven" and "A Night At The Roxbury", has passed away at age 79. RIP, Loni Anderson🕯️

Relaxing with my baby (Jesse James Hollywood "Butterbean" Smith). I love him so much!🥰 (sound🎶)

Place your Grandma's number on speed dial. You can call it your.....Insta-GRAM. You're welcome.😊

I was playing a card game with my folks at the last family reunion. Holding a single card, I stood up and gleefully shouted "UNO!" and 12 card fell out of my hoodie pocket. Yeah, I think about that sometimes.🤔

Good morning, You Stunning Stack of Sunshine!🥰 Tits up, Everybody!🤟🏾 Here's your "to-do" list: 1. Stay moist. I mean, hydrated.💦 2. Be positive. 3. Kick this day in the ASS! 4. Be the reason that your enemies are nervous. Remember; YOU GOT THIS!🏋🏾 (sound🎶)

What's your favorite struggle meal? You know, when your pockets were light. You had to make a dollar out of 15 cents. Yeah, that meal. At the end of the month, Granny would use what was left in the cabinets and fridge to make "Ghoulash". So delicious!☺️

I saw a handsome guy yesterday, riding a bike that looked just like mine. I went home to check and see. He was still chained up in the closet, begging to go home.

Influential song satirist, Tom Lehrer has died at age 97. In High School, my English teacher would use his creations as teaching material. I still enjoy his musical mastery of the language🥹. Genius! RIP, Tom Lehrer 🕯️ (sound🎶)

Good morning, Everybody!👋🏾 It's an extremely humid New England morning. One could almost drink the air😥! I'm going to yet ANOTHER doctor appointment😣. Jesse's going to spend the day with his adopted Grandma neighbors👩🏼‍🦳. Happy Monday, Blue Sky Family/Friends!😽🥰 (sound🎶)

Me: "Well, let me post some silliness before the Health Aid arrives and I have to start the day." Health Aid:

Good afternoon, Everybody!👋🏾 Jesse and I are happy to be back with you here😊. You're all amazing folks👍🏾! I'm a bit tired, so I'll now join Jesse for a nap🥱. We'll check back in later🕰️. Happy Friday Eve, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽

Grammy Award winning Jazz musician, composer and flugelhorn player Chuck Mangioni, has died at age 84. He achieved international fame with his 1978 hit single "Feels So Good". RIP, Charles "Chuck" Mangioni🕯️ (sound🎶)

Ozzy Osbourne, the lead singer of British Heavy Metal band "Black Sabbath" has died at age 76. RIP, Ozzy Osbourne🕯️

Miss Caramel will be discharged from the hospital Friday...(we hope). She misses you all very much. I'm going to visit her this evening. I'll tell her that you all said "hello". Sincerely, The Best Darn Home Health Aid In All The World.😆

Malcom-Jamal Warner, who played the character of son Theo on "The Cosby Show, has died at age 54, after drowning during a family trip.😔 RIP, Malcom-Jamal Warner🕯️

I passed this building's fire inspection today. Yay!😊 I'd like to give a "Shout Out" to my Health Aid, who works tirelessly to make sure that this tiny space in which my wonderful cat-son Jesse and I reside, is a safe one.🥰

Jesse's relaxing in his stroller by the air conditioner.🥰😽

It's time for Jesse and I to end the day.🥱 Good night, My Dear Blue Sky Family/Friends!🫂😽 (sound)

I'm up for the night, along with many of my neighbors. As a person residing in an Assisted Living facility, this is my biggest fear. My heart breaks for those lost and their families. I have so many damn questions!💔

My neighbor filed a complaint here at this Senior/Disabled complex because of my "Hippity Hop Black Music". Mind you, you'd have to plaster your ear to the wall to hear anything though the cement walls. It was dismissed.👍🏾 Life in a Senior/Disabled complex.🙄 This is what was playing.🎶 (sound)

I've been masking my worry these past days as my brother resides, with his family, in a flooded area of Texas. After many days on social media and phone, I've learned that he, his wife, children and grandchildren are safe. They've lost everything, but they alive and together!🥹

I have the coolest followers here! Jesse and I love you all so very much.🥰 If you were any cooler, you'd be ME! HA!😆

Good morning, Everybody!👋🏾 It's a cloudy New England morning☁️. Jesse and I are watching British Mystery series' with the neighbors today🕵🏾. Yesterday's "Soul Train Saturday" was a smashing success💃🏾! We hope you have a sensational Sunday, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽

87 years YOUNG Neighbor: "I know some people in this building that pick their nose." Health Aid: "How disgusting🫤!" Her: "Not ME! I was born with MINE!" My visiting neighbors, Jesse and me: 🤣😂🤣😹

Good morning, Everybody!👋🏾 It's a partly sunny New England morning🌥️. Jesse and I are hosting a "Soul Train Saturday" with neighbors today💃🏾. We hope you enjoy your day👍🏾. Happy Weekend, Blue Sky Family/Friends!😽🥰

Good afternoon, Blue Sky Family/Friends!👋🏾 The local food pantry gifted me a box😃! I'm grateful for it! It's how I make it through the month🥹! If possible, please consider donating to your local food pantry. It's such a help to folks like me.🧑🏾‍🦳 Thank you.🥰

The next time my Health Aid denies me a 3rd pudding cup, this will be my reply.

My drug of choice is the love of Jesus Christ.🙏🏾 Just kidding. It's Chardonnay😵‍💫 and Pudding Cups🍮.

Good morning, Everybody!👋🏾 Raining now(Thank Goodness!)🌧️! Hopefully it's some relief from the heatwave. The heat was uncomfortable, but the HUMIDY was stifling😓! Jesse was quite distressed for a while😿. We're fine now👍🏾. We wish you a wonderful Wednesday, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽

Good morning, Everybody!👋🏾 It's a beautiful New England Summer day🌞! I have a few appointments today👩🏾‍⚕️. Jesse's spending the day with the neighbors😺. We hope you have a terrific Tuesday, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽 (sound🎶)

I see no problem with this absolute BANGER!😂🤣 (sound way UP for this one!🎶)

Just hear me out. A Gym, where the instructors go door-to-door trying to get folks to become members. We'll call it "Jehovah's FITness"!

Health Aid said that she saw a cute raccoon family on the way to work this morning☺️. I asked her how she knew they were going to work🤔. Now she's just standing and staring at me like this.

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Me: "You are very much like a laxative." Health Aid: "Wait! Why? HOW?🫤" Me: "You're always here to help me when sh*t gets hard!" Her: 😮😆🤣

Julian McMahon, one half of the lead actors in the FX series "Nip/Tuck" has died, after a valiant battle with Cancer. He was 56. RIP, Julian McMahon🕯️

It's going to be a long and loud night. Good night, Blue Sky Family/Friends!👋🏾😺 (sound)

Me: "What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper😃?" Health Aid: "I don't know, Ms. Caramel🤔." Me: "A.....(drum roll please)...FIZZician!😆" Elderly Visiting Neighbors: 🤣😂🤣 Health Aid: 🙄

I dated a guy for 4 years in the early 90s because he had this TV. My standards have lowered dramatically since then.

I can't stress this enough!🤨 If someone tells you that it's healthier to eat less pudding cups, they're %100 just trying to get your pudding cups. Follow me for more pearls of wisdom. Hurry! I'm not lucid often.😜

Me: "I'm thinking of writing a book of all the things that I ought to have done with my life🤔." Health Aid: "Sounds interesting, Ms. Caramel." Me: "I'm going to call it my ...(drum roll please)...OUGHTA-biography!😄" (She's checking the clock to see how much time is left on her shift here)🤣

Me: "What do you call a rat that is grateful🤔? Health Aid: "I don't know, Ms. Caramel🙄." Me: (drum roll please)....."GRATAtoille"😆.

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Good morning, Everybody!👋🏾 Jesse and I have a peaceful day of watching movies with neighbors planned👍🏾. We're not celebrating "Independence Day" today. It would feel like I'd be celebrating the birthday of a kidnapped person.😔 Have a safe Friday, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽

Irish neighbor introduced me to her visiting sister. Neighbor: "This is Caramel. The one I told you was as crazy as a bag of ferrets with the balls the size of bellows." Such a proud moment for me.😊

Me: "I hope you didn't pay more than $3 for that wig!" Health Aid: "You talk a lot of sh*t for someone whose debit card was declined at THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!" It was. Damn. She got me good!😂🤣