when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

(They’re not cowards, they’re wealthy people protecting their own interests, and years ago they made the very smart calculation that it was better to be perceived as cowards who care than as ruthless career politicians who only truly care about cash and power.)

Every single person in Little Village fighting ICE/BP this week, each one of those people had more courage than the entire party leadership put together. Every single person in the street resisting in LA, Portland, Chicago, they're ALL showing more backbone than useless top tiers of Dem apparatus

Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything

“Only this time, we’re on the other side!”

Me when the meeting gets cancelled.

Target greeters trying to lure us back:

PATRIOTMAXXING

Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik

Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.

Incredible picture. Jesus.

Not trying to catch whatever that dude has.

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

WE DID IT, JOE!

so my friend asked me to help him get to the Halloween parade

Timeline cleanse: I present a series of photos of irritated animals

So he will sit there and just.. watch them work.

Thou marble-hearted fiend

The president is spending quite a bit of time on renovations to public property he personally uses while millions are about to lose food assistance and the government is shut down.

Here for the mess.

the one-two punch for Usha Vance of your husband making a public statement that he hopes you renounce your faith and then showing off his new widowed side piece is crazy work

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

I. Need. This.

This is definitely not a command, just a prediction; No food, no peace.

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Missing the days when, if a scary masked man approached us on the street, WE pepper sprayed HIM, not the other way around.

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Care for us? True indeed! They ne’er car’d for us yet. Suffer us to famish, and their store-houses cramm’d with grain; make edicts for usury, to support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act establish’d against the rich, and provide more piercing statutes daily to chain up and restrain the poor.

Starting a Gofundme to buy a Lego Death Star.

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

No words.

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

Updating my LEGO White House

the ghost of liberace is all "whew tone it down gurl"

All broken implements of a ruin’d house.

Every day is worse than the last with this guy.

To be crystal clear: trump is talking about taxpayers paying him millions of dollars as some sort of restitution because he was investigated for sending a mob to the US capitol on Jan 6th to overthrow the 2020 election. That might just be he most f*cked up thing he’s done since Jan 6th…

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening. Make statues of this.

New 20 just dropped to commemorate the Trump presidency

“We are all, how you say, trying to find zee guy who did zis.”

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Do you know what a group of frogs is called? AN ARMY