Sunday semi

I really wish these came in more colors

Very happy that it's October, but very upset that it's still in the 80s outside.

Feeling festive for October!

Sometimes I feel like I need to take a week off work just to masturbate.

Nine more work days until a 4-day weekend at a cabin in the woods. Then, nine more work days until a week-long Halloween staycation.

Sunday softie

Best outfit for watching horror movies.

Finally got started on my vintage gay porn inspired tarot. Still in the very early stages.

Time for another 5mg and some Manhunter (1986).

I'm looking for inspiration for my next linocut project. I have window open with scans of medieval manuscripts and another with scans of vintage gay porn.

Summer Saturday evening outfit

If I had an awkward relationship with a step-dad, I think I would just fuck him.

Saturday night softie

I love that boxers exponentially increase the chance of a dick slip, but I hate the lack of support.

Saturday nights in your late 30s are for ordering art supplies and heirloom beans.

Time for a well-earned hot tub and beer session

What if you let me hold it while you pee and we're both boys?

Building up some wet spots

There's something so magical about peeing in sinks when you're tipsy.

Sometimes I'm a bit disappointed that our house isn't haunted.

Sunday scaries

Got invited to a monthly horror viewing group. Then I found out that they only watch contemporary, well-received, mainstream movies and no forgotten 70s-80s shlock!

Oh, no. I accidentally got tipsy and extremely horny before game night.

We have a game night planned with friends tonight for the first time in a while. But now that the day is here, I really just wanna stay home and watch horror movies and/or gay porn tonight.

Let me hold it while you pee. I promise I'm gonna be totally normal about it.

Need a group of boy best friends to go naked camping with

My shorts slipped

What do you wear to a Sunday matinee production of a drag parody musical of the movie Clue (1985)?

Found myself getting into a negative mood, so it's time for some ATLA and a drink.

Saturday evening outfit

Do NOT listen to the voice that tells you: "This time will be different. Just use the mandolin with your bare hand." She doesn't love you.

ShakesQueer is high gay art.

Today's bulge is brought to you by: Balls.

And now for the time-honored tradition of video games in my underwear.

Sunday morning soak

Back in the hot tub now that it's finally not in the 90s.

Tits out for Saturday

I need some faggy Halloween earrings. Anybody have a suggestion?

Leaking

FCF throwback, because I can't be bothered tonight.

Tom Hulce's Mozart is the embodiment of that "I can't not fuck him" meme.

I really do love tighty-whities

I'm not saying I seek out movies with full frontal male nudity, but two frames of soft cock does not "nudity" make.

I could really go for some Thai food and group masturbation. After we wash our hands.

I think 2022 was my best dick pic year.

I got 100% on my final, so now I'm officially a Master Gardener Intern.

Happy soft cock Saturday!

I should be naked in the woods right now.

Technical difficulties are preventing me from watching Star Trek and a different set of technical difficulties are locking me out of my server full of porn. What the hell else am I supposed to do on a Friday?