Democrats should change their symbol to a windmill and wear little spinning pinwheels on their lapels. It is fitting for two reasons: 1 Trump is afraid of windmills 2 Dems change direction at the slightest change in the breeze. If they had any solid principles we wouldn’t be in this fucking mess

Practical Joke: Edit your MAGA friend’s autocorrect. Some examples: - Trump = Putin’s Bitch - Noem = Puppy Killer - Vance = Loveseat - Bondi = Bond Villain Good for a laugh at Thanksgiving.

“When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another…” Without searching, I wonder how many MAGA cultists can name the source of this quote.

These people would have sold tickets to Jesus’ crucifixion. apple.news/AnGvPOZ6aSG2...

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

A fitting response to the fascist project 2025.

You can edit the truth all you want, but it’s just hot air.

Marrowstone Point Light can be found in Fort Flagler State Park, WA. The smaller of these two block structures is actually the lighthouse. However, it was decided that since the oil house was taller, they would move the light there. Now a marine beacon sits on top. #lighthouse #pnw #fortflagler

My Mom’s constant companion through her time in hospice. Even when she could not respond to people, we would see her fingers stroking her fur. Now she sits on the back of my chair and watches movies with me.

Could this be the Ponderous Pudgy Pigeon President? Wait! He fell asleep. Must be him. 😂 #pigeon #bird

If you ever needed a better reason for cancelling your Amazon account…

Hey @murray.senate.gov - can we start work on a bill making it illegal to have military or federal LE near state election polling places? I’m concerned Trump will use the military and/or ICE near voting sites to intimidate voters - particularly in non white-majority areas in the midterms.

I am finding there are a lot of ‘compassionate’ profit-ghouls that appear when someone dies. Ironic - you only need a single dick to start a life but there are so many lining up when it ends.

The person who ‘procured’ girls for Epstein and his clients is in prison. Why aren’t any of the clients? . It takes a lot of powerful people to bury this expansive of a criminal enterprise. . We must keep this in the public eye and the daily news cycle - don’t let them disappear all the victims.

For those who were not aware - Mom passed yesterday in the early hours of the morning. For anyone wishing to honor or simply remember her - listen to some broadway, have a cup of hot cocoa and tell dirty jokes today. She would appreciate that far more than flowers. ❤️ To all.

So just had a convo where the person was telling me they met someone but reassured me several times they were taking it slow and weren’t having sex yet. I said if he keeps telling me that, it sets up the expectation he’ll inform me when they do. He said I’d be the 1st to know. I hope not. 😳

How does ICE decide on their hunting grounds? Do they have morning turnout like, “Alright. Who needs groceries? Anyone? Great - we’re hitting Safeway today. Remember the operations order: They pay first, THEN we kidnap them before we share the spoils. And no Bret, you can’t call dibs on the beer!”

I don’t care if you’re a Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Communist, Libertarian, Green Party, Independent or ‘Throw A Dart At The Ballot’ voter. Let’s get this fascist out of office and restore democracy first. Then we can work on resolving issues between us. . Midterms. Vote.

I know the year is only a couple of weeks old. But in order to reduce stress, I’d like to announce I have already won this prestigious award. The rest of you can relax and not worry about trying too hard for the rest of 2026. 😁

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

🎼🎶 It’s been, one year since I said goodbye, had enough of the job it was time to fly, three road trips to see all my friends, no regrets since I hit the end, no more boss with his nasty ‘tude, done with the vending and expired food…now it’s time to put the ‘men’ in retire-men-t! 🎶 🥳 😁

#hospice is the worst #blessing you’ll ever love.

When I say I love roadtrips, I mean all roads. #roadtrip #dirtroads #adventure #washington

Dec 7th. My truck’s dash lit up every warning light possible, leaving me stranded for a day and a half. Lucky it was a simple fix and the rest of the trip went well. Got my steps in though!

Dirt roads in Kansas can be beautiful. #sunset #kansas #roadtrip

Took #1 in Strut on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere - fitting!

When people talk about how much cheaper gas is in the Midwest… They’re not always talking about “gasoline“.

Texas is now imprisoning dems - allowing them to leave the capitol building ONLY in the custody of DPS (police) - who will escort them where they need to go. . If they refuse, they are locked in the building. . They still call it a democracy. . www.instagram.com/reel/DNhIBds...

This is what happens when your tread separates at high speed. Buy retreads at your own risk!

Tesla seems to be vying for title of ‘Vehicular Kid’s Menu.’ ‘Hey guys, just put a little less in and call it something cute!’ 😂 apple.news/A6nryHXz8TYC...

Their first firings were the auditors - those whose jobs were to catch people like these.

Fake people supporting fake people! Hundreds of bots on X have been revealed. They’ve been supporting Trump’s regime but now are fighting among themselves over the Epstein coverup. Like actual MAGA, their hate is easily directed by those who hold their leashes. www.alternet.org/maga-epstein...

This is what happens when you shop at Costco, don’t make a list, and your brain forgot to update your shopping list:

Seems people need to see this. www.instagram.com/p/DLyDRL_vn_...

If anyone still doubts MAGA is a party of hate - their leader just said it plainly. apple.news/Aq4Y_daLNT1C...

Got a lil side-eye for interrupting his breakfast I think.

Anyone still supporting Trump is supporting youth suicide: apple.news/AjpSn4tqfRxu...

Brevard County Deputies are now judge, jury and executioner? Throwing a brick is wrong - but is it a capitol offense? Can the sheriff authorize his deputies to execute on sight? apple.news/AND3t4QlHToa...

And can’t wait to get out of this waiting room. There is a woman two seats over who keeps farting and, damn, whatever she ate . . . if Yelp had ratings for ass gas, she’d be racking up a LOT of reviews right now.

If only it REALLY went this fast. I had to stop nit long after the sun came out. It’s a process. 🙂

Clothes are optional. Not so coffee.

Can we start calling Trump’s incomprehensible ramblings ‘Taco Salad’ now? 🤔

Top Image: Insurrectionists beat police with the US flag while attempting to stop the peaceful transfer of power. Bottom Image: LGBTQ Pride flag. Tell me which offends you and I’ll tell you who you voted for.

Here is a question to who profess to be Christians yet follow Trump’s agenda of hate: Do you believe that you will enjoy an eternity of heavenly life only if you ensure those of us who get just 70-80 years on earth are miserable?

I only object to the ‘belle’. She’s one if the ugliest people I’ve ever experienced.

Pride isn’t about being different or provocative. It’s a huge FUCK YOU to those who would prefer we live cowering in the dark for the simple reason that some people hate for no apparent reason - and those who are ‘other’ are a convenient target. If you’re offended, this message is for you.

To deport someone means to send them back to their home country. When you scoop up people, send them god knows where, and refuse to tell their attorneys or the courts that’s something else entirely. Could this be the 1619 ‘White Lion’ for some countries? apple.news/AKQeL8AwOSOO...

YES!!!