WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! >:D💜🩵💜

As a leftist I can confirm. I totally read this in the voice of a big, jolly, portly king followed by a belly laugh :3

"I gotta get better at posting" -Statements brewed up by the insane Spit your shit for long enough and at least one will land

CLOWN CANNON

MY BIG STUPID SILICON KUROMI PHONE CASE IS FINALLY HERE!!! It got stuck in customs for like a week! It doesn't fit in my pockets for shit and I wouldn't have it any other way 🫡💖

GodsDAMN I gotta get off twitter. And make a second, hornier account on here. That too. Completely necessary. Anyway I made people very angry in a Magic the Gathering game last night. Ask me how.

Unfollowed a bunch of NSFW accounts. Nothing big about that. I just now know the folly of being horny on main. I would like to look at this account in a public setting.

launch time!! 🎉

SNIFFS* #art #toasttheraccoon #raccoon #animal

a Bacon grease splashed on my hand :<

tem make curry

hello brazil

Started reading Neil Gaiman’s American Gods and MAN this guy is NOT good at naming people. Prose is good and premise is interesting, but I haven’t gotten too far yet :/

Xanax prescription refilled :3👍

The goal today:

Wait does this platform not support posting videos yet?

I’ll get a better pfp later. Now is the time for exploration!