Howie doesn’t even get the Chip Kelly revenge game.

Mike Kafka is doing this to the Lions because he wants to make the Eagles look bad for their previous performance. Kafka’s been plotting his revenge ever since the Eagles released him.

Great job by the Lions offense for getting to the line so quickly. Allowed MCDC to keep a timeout in his pocket going into the half. Wait, they don’t roll over?

Nobody let AJ Brown see the Giants Offense today.

Kenny Gainwell brought a championship mindset to the Steelers.

Do the Vikings want to be a competitive NFL team or a JJ McCarthy QB Gymboree?

It seems that strippingJohn Morton of play calling duties did not make the Lions O-Line magically elite again.

Bears fans are booing Ben Johnson for putting Caleb in a position to get shoved by Jalen Ramsey.

Eagles Legend John Metchie III

Vikings Assistant Coach Connor Stallions

Really impressed by Kimi Antonelli

There is growing frustration within the Eagles organization with Jalen Hurts’s hesitancy to refill the Britta.

Eagles Offense so far Week 1 - Skip post-lightning delay Week 2 - 100 yds passing Week 3 - Skip 1st Half Week 4 - Skip 2nd Half Week 5 - Skip Last 27 min Week 6 - Skip Week 7 - Explosive but not efficient Week 8 - Play best game without AJ Week 10 -Don’t try Week 11 -Don’t try We are being trolled

George W Bush is a fake Cowboys fan. One of his daughters was roommates with Kyle Shanahan’s wife. The 49ers are Cowboys rivals. Also he deserves a life without love.

Ja’Marr didn’t lie. He said “I didn’t spit on nobody.” The double negative means he is admitting he did spit on someone.

Nick Sirianni is doing this because he is trying to get Lurie to tell him to punt more.

Eagles gotta punt it back on first down. This is very funny.

Every team that plays the Eagles ends up feeling like they’re on a prank show.

The Eagles offense will spend halftime yelling at the defense for making them try.

Jared Goff is going to throw 5 interceptions and win again.

5 of Sam Darnold’s last 6 losses have been to either Stafford, Goff, and Mayfield. McVay is the author of Darnold’s pain.

Does Darnold think he’s watching CBS at 8:30 on a Thursday? Because he’s seeing Ghosts.

Falcons went all in this year and got swept by the Panthers.

That catch and run by Tommy made me Tremble.

Hard to blame JJ for that loss.

Kenny Gainwell brought a championship mindset to the Steelers.

Jalen Ramsey threw the punch because the Dolphins won.

Justin Jefferson is about to stream with Janky Rondo.

Drew Brees has the nerve to call the Eagles offense boring and then puts up this performance.

JJ is gonna get hard benched.

JJ just needs the playbook tattooed on his eyelids so he can study while meditating.

Stop making fun of my nephew JJ. He is trying his best.

Sean Tucker Must Thrive

Although the Dolphins won, Mike McDaniel will still be shamed by Shanahan and LaFleur for not embarrassing Dan Quinn enough. They all made a pact to embarrass Quinn whenever possible as revenge for 28-3 and McDaniel simply didn’t do his part.

I can’t believe Vilma and Albert are going to be joined by the guy from Pinegrove in the 3rd qtr.

AJ Brown played Madden on twitch and started forcing himself the ball to prove a point. He lost the game.

I think Brian Daboll will have a hard time getting another head coaching job because everyone fucking hates working with him.

Class of the NFC.

Jalen Hurts fumbled to protest the QB draw.

Darius Cooper fell down. That would’ve been 6

Wink Martindale should smoke those cigars.

Has the movie Caught Stealing activated the song Been Caught Stealing in the minds of NFL broadcast’s music supervisors?

That broadcast was sickening. I can’t believe they let the president near Kenny Albert and Jonathan Vilma.

Sean McVay brought the Not Fucking Around Crew to Santa Clara.

Last time Davis Mills had a game winning drive, the Panthers ruined their franchise.

Justin Jefferson screen pass to JJ McCarthy. Did KOC swipe a bottle from Wes Phillips?

Daniel Jones is the same guy. The only thing that changed is confidence. Colts were smart not to create an HBO documentary where one of the main themes was “Man, I don’t want Daniel Jones as my Quarterback.”

Shane Steichen needs to start yelling so people know these turnovers aren’t his fault.

Zac Robinson looks like Shane Steichen with less job security.