Michael Tindall, royal and rugby360 maestro, steps up to defend the links between the Royal Family, Trump and Epstein

It would appear it’s Wales. Sorry for the mistake

Scott Robertson sacked after controversial plans to play Will Jordan past his 28th birthday.

After the failure of R360, Mike Tindall has gone back to his more respectable career of hawking discounted CBD products.

Steve Tandy has prepared his half time message to Rassie Erasmus, should Wales be behind by 50 after the first half

Felipe Contepomi has called Tom Curry a bully, after claiming he was pushed by the flanker. “Why can’t he be a nice guy like Pablo Matera?”

In this Curry-Contepomi beef, we know who’s at the root of all of this: Margaret Thatcher

Beauden Barrett has just turned up in Turin offering to be a character witness for Mostert, but Ramos is trying to escort him from the premises #ITAvRSA

Ireland Rugby announces 9 week ban of Jan-Hendrik Wessels. “We wanted to ban one of the good players, but none of them grabbed someone’s balls, so we went for one of the shit ones that did” Mapimpi also banned, surprisingly not for gouging.

R360 uses up all its budget on washed up NRL players, and only has a fiver left for the logo #budget

I’m not sure the BBC should be doing puff pieces like this. Surely the biggest mistake of his life should be the domestic abuse of his wife.

Wales “forget” to ban R360 players. WRU says it will listen to fans opinions on the new league, and then chose the opposite.

British and Irish rugby and golf fans after a summer of Lions and Ryder Cup

The WRU have proposed two new teams that everyone hates, and two old teams that will be shit. The hotel projects will continue as before.

Andy Farrell blocks Pete Samu for the First Nations and Pasifika XV “It’s not fair they can just call up players from different countries”

Willie John McBride suggests a new name for the Lions - LNZ inspired by the new sevens tour! Great innovation Willie

Team news I’m hearing from Australia for the test series- another ridiculous round of Irish nepotism by Farrell!

Ireland up 92-7 against Portugal, begging the ref to stop the clock so they can get treatment for cramp after running so many tries

Ireland up 92-7 against Portugal, begging the ref to stop the clock so they can get treatment for cramp after running so many tries

Mike Tindall accidentally mixes up his holiday plans with his rugby plans, and tries to style it out.

Jaden Hendrikse recovers from intense cramp and a facial spasm to kick the Sharks to the URC semi final. #iconicrugbymoments

What stupid things do you love to see in rugby? Top for me definitely players out of position after yellow cards - backs in the scrum; players having to sub in at SH; shit throws into the line out. Great to see every time.

Leinster start to feel the pinch of increased Central Contracts fees, having to sign Akira Ioane’s brother, untested in North Hemisphere competition

Is Will Jordan moonlighting as a pay-as-you-go gardener to supplement his All Blacks salary?

Louis Bielle-Biarrey calmly clears his lines via the boot

England finally get the rub of the green against Ireland at home, as Tom Curry avoids being punished for hitting Beirne in the shoulder with his chin.

A well earned victory for Jerome Daret, after leading a middling French sevens side, to the dual crowns of World Champions and Olympic Gold medalists, at a home Olympics. #bonnevictoire

Mutiny in New Zealand After a poor start to the 2011 RWC, head coach of France Marc Lièvremont criticised his team. They were not best pleased, and effectively managed themselves through the KO stages, to a pt of victory in the final. Since then les Bleus have been been held back by using a coach.

Tom Williams of Harlequins is substituted for blood after being hit in the mouth. Nick Evans is subbed on, and misses a decisive penalty. Nothing to see here.

After winning the Champions Cup three times in four years, and the Prem 5/6, Premiership accountants finally checked Saracens wage bills. It turned out that the squad was not paid in love and hope, but fuck loads of money, way over the wage bill Saracens were deducted 105 pts and promptly relegated.

A pivotal moment in rugby history Via video analysis, Bryan Habana discovers that his opposite number was slow to turn.

Sebastien Vahaamahina to Aaron Wainwright, 2019

Ben Thomas rumbles over to cut the lead to just 22 points with the conversion to come, against Australia, during a 14 match losing streak for Wales.

RWC 2015 In the greatest match in World Cup history, lowly Japan defeat two-time world champions South Africa in Brighton. This shock result creates two great evils - Eddie Jones’ resurgence and a South African rebuild, leading to South African rugby twitter. A true sliding doors moment

2007 RWC Final Mark Cueto scores in the corner for against South Africa to secure back-to-back World Cups for England

Coasting to victory in their RWC 1/4 final against Wales, Sébastien Vahaamahina decides to level the playing fields and elbows the head of Aaron Wainwright. He’s sent off. Wales on to win 20-19, and Vahaamahina is yet to play again for France #coude #rugby

A hundred years after William Webb Ellis picked up the ball, rugby was innovated again. Rugby X was a fast paced, five a side by Ben Ryan, for those who thought rugby sevens had too many player. Unfortunately, it was also fast lived, and has never been resurrected. Rugby X 2019-2019

Before Dupont added jackalling to his arsenal, there was just one flanker/scrum half. Mauro Bergamasco’s 2009 appearance in the 9 jersey was sadly cut short at half time after just three try-scoring errors. One of rugby’s great what-ifs answered

Here to celebrate some of the greatest moments in rugby history and some of the other ones too