i really thought i could catch up to the 7 books before tomorrow but i honestly need a day to just process everything that happened in book 5 😭

still thinking about the roller coaster ride ending of the butcher’s masquerade

🎶 🐱 🎶 AND ALL THE CAVES WE HAVE TO CRAWL ARE BLEEDING AND ALL THE MOBS THAT DIE FOR US ARE SCREAMING THERE ARE MANY THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO FEED TO YOU BUT I DONT HAVE TIMEEEEEE BECAUSE MONGOOOO WE’RE GONNA BE ON THE BEST TALKSHOOWSSS AND THEN WE’LL BRAWWWL ON OUR DUNGEON CRAAAWWWWWL 🎶 🐱 🎶

finally listened to wonderwall but because of dungeon crawler carl

the epilogue of book 5

books 1-4 of dungeon crawler carl: 🐒 book 5:

i love dungeon crawler crawl so much it hurts like it physically hurts how much fun and joy i am experiencing but also now pain but also so much love

viva la revulación

had to stop reading bc my jaw was on the floor and my heart racing and also i was crying and also wtf and also what the hell and also oh my god and also ?! and also i love this series but also oh my god

do you know what’s funny, i’ve never actually listened to wonderwall

i love carl but every one of his plans abcdefgh1245927 stress me out

New Achievement!!! You Started Book 5!!

this i swear on my life. one by one, i will break you. i will break you all.

so many incredible lines in dungeon crawler carl that you can’t share out loud without it making you look absolutely insane like how do i explain the epicness that soon follows “i ignored him as i rushed through the door, holding onto the cackling sex doll by the hair.”

i love this series so much and i’m not even done yet

i love dungeon crawler carl so much i teared up today thinking about how much fun i have reading it — i mean i also have had a shitty fucking weak and maybe i’m tweaking — but i love this series so much i’ve started listening to book 1 on soundbooth now 😭🤡😭🤡

i was going to make a post about how i didn’t really read this week and have been moving slowly through my books but it day 7 and i finished 3 books 😭 sincerely taking my time but i am excited to binge uninterrupted book 5 this weekend

today was not a nice day, but i will unwind with some carl and donut 🐥

absolutely creasing at this exchange

“This I swear on my life. One by one, I will break you. I will break you all.” #dungeoncrawlercarl

You. Will. Not. Break. Me. #dungeoncrawlercarl

the dungeon anarchist’s cookbook (but make it cozy) #dcc #dungeoncrawlercarl

having to call in every day to see if i have been selected for jury duty feels like the hunger games

book 3 was so confusing SO confusing and it wasn’t until 75% of the book that i just gave up trying to make sense of anything. that being said, the last 7 chapters truly were incredible. i can’t wait to reread this book and make more sense of it . until then tho, BOOK 4 BAYBEEE

i think everyone should read dungeon crawler carl so i can have someone to talk about it with— thanks!!!

“it’s no wonder you were always so poor. there’s a fine line between being helpful and being a dumbass.”

carl is a very rare MC where (so far) i have completely understood his decisions and see myself in them too. never thought id agree with a man. never thought id root for a man. guess it makes sense he’s fictional!

god book 3 for DCC was hard to get through. genuinely felt so confused reading it and i get it the preface literally says don’t try to understand but FAAA— the last 6 chapters tho??? holy shit. HOLY SHIT!!!

blue eyes scare me — stop that!!!

trying to follow what’s happening in the dungeon anarchist’s cookbook

i’m not very snooty with my star ratings. if a book has me thinking about it everyday and dreaming about it and talking about it, it gets 5 stars. i don’t think every book has to be literary cinema to be 5 stars

need an edit of carl to breaking dishes by rihanna because that is a MAN

when i finished book 1 i instantly started book 2. now i finished book 2 and i have just been laying here… afraid and unsure 😭😭😭 staring at my dark ceiling

dungeon crawler carl has already made me watery eye and we are only done with book 2….

“i don’t think donut would ever leave me.” “no, i don’t either. not as long as you’re still alive.”

dcc without context

“this, i thought, this is my family.”

“yearning is cringe” yeah… that’s the point. it’s pathetic !! bro wishes he could be reincarnated as her hair so he can fall on her back and be with her, always. PATHETIC!!! GIVE. ME. MORE. if it’s not anguish, it’s not yearning!!

i would have so much money if i wasn’t a raging nerd

because i can’t be trusted to remember: started book 2 of DCCC today 🗣️🗣️

do we think it’s possible i finish the rest of the dungeon crawler carl books before may 12th

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ending april with 18 books 🐥🫵

looking back at my reading timeline so i can count how many books i finished april with and … guys… i deadass was reading a book a day when i reread shatter me 😭 🗣️🗣️ AARON WARNER 🗣️🗣️

princess donut when you ask her to use her claws with her 367 strength

guys i love dungeon crawler carl i love it so much

thankfully i have people in my life who indulge me when it comes to talking about books but when i talk about DCC i genuinely sound drunk and off llama meth

“i’m glad you’re laughing, the books you tell me about seem to make you sad”

dungeon crawler carl is 5 stars and i am only 20% in but i have not been able to stop laughing