Anyone else up for a Wednesday morning wank session? #nsfw #cock

Well it’s #tummytuesday, a trend I don’t often partake in, but here we are.

What’s your personal Mount Rushmore of camp films?

Working from home on a lovely #mcm

Underwater softie pic for your Saturday! #scs

I love #fcf, don’t you?

$wonderboydai Please help if you can.

Join us!!! #nudist

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

It’s #WetTipWednesday!

Yes, I can actually dress like this when I’m in office now. Just wait til you see my Monday & Friday WFH outfits. 😜😈

Day 1 at the new job. Let’s fucking go! #mcm

And now for something totally out of my normal wheelhouse. #birds

I have a feeling that today is going to be a great day. Is it because it’s #FCF? Or because it’s my last day at my current job? Maybe it’s both.

How I feel when someone blocks me.

My soon to be ex boss is panicking realizing just how much I did to run her office. She’s thinking about hiring two more people for the office because the current staff that she is giving some my job duties to can’t handle them; and the new one I’m training is already overwhelmed. 🙈🙊🙉

And today we’re giving wholesome goodness. 😇

We’re giving you tits, we’re giving you pits, we’re giving you tip, we’re giving you toes. We’re giving it all away today baby! #nsfw #pits #dick #feet #toes #hairy

Optimistically going into #mcm with a smile on my face. 😃 But…I’m well aware that the world is on fire and everything everywhere sucks, but for me, today is the last Monday I’ll ever step into the office that has been so badly damaging my mental health for so long, and I need to celebrate that.

In honor of International Women’s Day, who are the women of your Letterboxd top 4? #FilmSky

It’s been a while since I’ve posted a video here, so without further ado, please “cock in shower!”

Yoooooo! Happy fucking #FCF bitches! #nsfw #cock #dick

🫢 guess who had one (1) rum & coke today

I start training my replacement tomorrow (9 more days!!!!!). I’m going to try to paint a happy face on as I teach her the actual job so I don’t scare her away, but I don’t think that I’m a good enough actor.

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

Titty & pitty Tuesday in full effect!

Bubblelicious black and white dick pic

Woah ooo oh ooh oh

Obligatory car selfie. This time featuring one of my bikes! That’s right, Big Blue can safely fit in my car with the backseats folded down. Time to find some new trails in the valley to ride, I think. Also, this camera angle is giving me a case of “Shannen Doherty eyes” here. I don’t like that…

Day 28/28 King T’Challa aka Black Panther, The MCU

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

It’s #FCF and this guy just wanted to say hi. #hairy #cock #nsfw

Day 27/28 Kory Anders aka Starfire, Titans

Mental Check-In using only already saved memes?

Day 26/28 Chad Meeks-Martin, Scream series

Is “wet tip Wednesday” a thing?

What is your Kinkýmon type? Find out with this handy Kinkýdex!

Drop someone MASKED

Day 25/28 Michael Burnham, Star Trek Discovery

Quote with four things you are currently watching. Mine:

I have the line “but you’re wrong!” from Mary J Blige’s Not Gon Cry repeating in my head and I’m cracking the fuck up at all of the times I just want to yell it out at people today.

I finally cleared out my email inbox…and almost missed the deadline for my car registration renewal. 🤭

Oh shit! Killing Me Softly is on the radio, guess I have to sit in my car and listen to it before going into the office!

Day 24/28 Michael Bourne, Sunset Beach

#MonochromeMonday greetings from the shower.

Day 23/28 Alberta Haynes, Ghosts