That amazing feeling after spending $30 on an Uber after my bus was half an hour late and would’ve made me miss work 🤩 #Orbus

Anyone else’s femur feel horrifyingly long

I can’t believe Netflix is removing Star Trek. I will be cancelling my subscription at maximum warp.

I was blessed with 553 arms

Celibacy curbed my writer’s block

Hydrationmaxxing watercel

Banana for scale

I’d rather be filled with traditional metals like lead rather than todays “woke” “metals” like “aluminium”

my blood is made up of oat milk

creepy guy…….wtf .

Sup JihJihJi I hope this message finds you well