Tennesseine
@tennesseine.bsky.social
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Just an American
#immigrant
living here in
#Spain
! I help Americans move here.
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Yāall, I just came here to vent. I suck at following people. I simply donāt have time. So please donāt follow me with expectations. Better yet, donāt follow me at all. Just drop in as you like and say hi. I will be happy to see you. You are most welcome as long as youāre nice! That is all. š
12 days ago
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I hate to be āthat guy,ā and I fear sounding cynical for saying this, but I am starting to think maybe the Board of Peace thing isnāt going so well.
3 days ago
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Call of Duty. We put the Bros and Incels in charge of the largest military force on Earth, and now they all think theyāre playing a fucking video game. Itās all a fantasy to these fools.
3 days ago
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For the record, I did not "lose" at Scrabble last night. I simply didn't win enough. For more hot tips on winning, tune in to the White House regularly.
4 days ago
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When I look at the autocratic, theocratic regime in Tehran, I see a threat against secular law, women's rights, LGBTQ+ rights, and democracy. Unfortunately, when I look at Washington, DC, I currently see the exact same thing.
5 days ago
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I keep seeing āprayersā as a response on social media posts about this absurd war. Prayers?! Prayers got us into this nonsense. How about some intelligent foreign policy implemented by actual functioning adults?
5 days ago
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Oh thank god. Thereās now a Markwayne in charge of keeping America safe at home. I am so relieved for you all. This should go swimmingly.
10 days ago
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I see the cartoonization of American politics continues apace. MAGA are simply inventing their own reality now. No anchor sunken in truth. Just sloshing about in infantile ābroā and āmanosphereā war fantasies. The lunatics are in charge. And they have nukes. Be concerned about this.
10 days ago
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Putin: We didnāt invade Ukraine, even though we did. It is all their fault we are there. War is Peace. Trump: We didnāt invade Iran, even though we did. It is all their fault we are there. War is Peace. Same horseshit, just coming out of a different asshole.
10 days ago
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As with every American war since their family first arrived in the United States in 1885, the Iran War will see not a single Trump facing peril in battle.
11 days ago
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Yāall, I just came here to vent. I suck at following people. I simply donāt have time. So please donāt follow me with expectations. Better yet, donāt follow me at all. Just drop in as you like and say hi. I will be happy to see you. You are most welcome as long as youāre nice! That is all. š
12 days ago
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How on Earth do you launch WWIII without having evacuation plans in place for your OWN CITIZENS?! The level of incompetence is staggering.
12 days ago
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The president of the United States is an incompetent buffoon, and the cabinet should seek his legal removal by any constitutional means. He is clearly unstable, and shows signs of messianic tendencies. This man has the keys to a catastrophic arsenal. Where are the adults in Washington?
12 days ago
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Daring prediction: While asking our soldiers to die for them, the āparty of fiscal responsibilityā will put this war on the credit card and not ask its billionaires to sacrifice a single penny. (Fine, thereās nothing daring about this prediction: we all know the GOP wonāt make their owners pay.)
13 days ago
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Ugh, the arrogance of the
#Iran
debate. āShouldnāt we do this for them?ā āNo, THIS would be best instead!ā Who asked us?!!? Imagine the America of today if, say, France and Spain had invaded the Colonies in 1768 to free us from British oppression, just before we started to push it off ourselves?
13 days ago
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Hope they finally wake up and realize what a repressive regime they have and work to replace it themselves, peacefully, and as quickly as possible. But enough about what Americans should do.š¤¦āāļø I hope the people of Iran do the same. On. Their. Own. āFreedomā imposed from without rarely lasts.
13 days ago
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Ya gotta love how people who just last week were happily talking up Project 2025 and stripping American women of a century's worth of hard-won rights, are now VERY CONCERNED about Iranian women's rights.
13 days ago
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If you're foolish enough to believe this is about liberating Iran, then chances are you were foolish enough to believe the Iraq and Vietnam Wars were about liberation, too. In which case you're beyond my ability to help. Best of luck to you.
13 days ago
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Post-9/11 American spending on the Middle East has amounted to an additional tax of about $1000 per year for every man, woman, and child in the United States. Thatās not overall defense spending: thatās JUST on the morass in the Middle East. Yet America canāt afford healthcare or education. Huh.
14 days ago
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I cannot get my head around the fact we're at war to distract from a pedophile's crimes. It's unreal.
14 days ago
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Will American soldiers injured in this distraction be awarded the Epstein Medal of Valor? What a disgraceful use of our troops. We owe them all a profound apology.
14 days ago
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Check out the New Yorker piece on moving abroad! Features my fearless friends Jana Lynne Sanchez and Bethany Quinn's company
#GTFOTours
!
#AmericansMovingToSpain
#Spain
#MovingAbroad
#Netherlands
#Europe
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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How to Leave the U.S.A.
In the wake of President Trumpās reĆ«lection, the number of aggrieved Americans seeking a new life abroad appears to be rising. The Netherlands offers one way out.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2025/12/15/how-to-leave-the-usa
3 months ago
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Sorry, but "poutdone" needs to be a word these days. Definition: outdone oneself in a display of public pouting Example: Trump pouted so hard about not getting the Nobel Prize that FIFA gave him a pity-medal. Wow, he's really poutdone himself this time!
#poutdone
3 months ago
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Since 1981, there have been nine government shutdowns. Every single one involved Republicans controlling at least one of the two houses of Congress and/or the presidency. This tenth one has them controlling all three. Republicans simply cannot govern the United States.
6 months ago
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Magats don't give a shit about children being raped. They don't give a shit about children being shot in school. But damn, don't get them started on halftime shows.
6 months ago
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Me: What's that actor from that Office show that people make so many memes about? Ted Kaczynski? Friend: Uh, I think you mean John Krasinski. Ted Kaczynski was the Unabomber, dude. [Aaaaaand this is why uncool politics and history nerds shouldn't be allowed to discuss pop culture.] š¤¦āāļøš¤·āāļøš¤£š¬š³š¬šš
6 months ago
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Know that Brian Kilmeadeās comments about murdering the homeless werenāt a āgaffe.ā For those unfamiliar, google
#OvertonWindow
. These are calculated attempts to 1) test the public tolerance for further extremism and 2) make almost equally horrific policies seem OK by comparison. This was a test.
6 months ago
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Charlie Kirk fans sure hate hearing his words quoted.
6 months ago
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A millionaire widow suckering working-class supporters out of their money by fundraising off of her husband's murder is peak MAGA: all about the shameless grift.
#Shameless
6 months ago
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I had never heard of Sydney Sweeney. Now I only see her name in one place: right-wing posts talking about how she triggered the left. Only problem with all these "triggered liberals" is...there don't seem to be any.𤣠Sounds like another drama invented by the right.
7 months ago
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It's bad enough corrupt Trump took a $400M bribe in the form of a jet. Now the GOP has voted to make the American people pay $1 BILLION to fix it up, AND to let Trump keep it when he leaves. They aren't even bothering to hide their corruption anymore.
8 months ago
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Most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. Meanwhile, to celebrate taking away trillions from working Americans and handing it to millionaires, the Republicans have announced they're adding a ballroom to the White House. And of course their poorest voters will cheer.š¤”
8 months ago
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"Man, it's so exhausting being falsely accused of pedophilia while being in charge of the very videos and documents that could completely exonerate me if I would just release them." -Nobody, on the 23rd of Never
8 months ago
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I own a medical billing company, so trust me when I tell you: The United States is the only country on Earth that employs more people in the business of blocking access to healthcare than it employs in the business of providing healthcare. You got suckered. And it shows.
8 months ago
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Having Netanyahu nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize is like having Hannibal Lecter nominate you for Chef of the Year.
8 months ago
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The "let's elect a rapist and convicted felon" crowd is suddenly the "nobody's above the law" crowd. š¤”š¤£
11 months ago
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Your 401k and brokerage accounts have lost 12.5% since inauguration day. How's that winning going, dipshits? š¤£š¤” Meanwhile, you know he shorted the market and clued in all his oligarch buddies, so they're laughing at you right now. You got played, simps. Enjoy poverty. š¤£
11 months ago
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Canāt help noticing that the party thatās always claiming voter fraud is also the party that keeps getting caught committing voter fraud. Kinda like how every time thereās a high-profile pedophile bust, itās almost always youth pastors or GOP operatives.
#ItsALWAYSProjection
11 months ago
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So to be clear: According to
#MAGA
, if you're a straight white male and you're involved in wrongdoing or accused of incompetence, your sexual orientation, race, and sex are entirely irrelevant. But if you're anything other than a straight white male, though, it's "because
#DEI
!"?
about 1 year ago
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Folks mistakenly think the market crash caused the Depression. But by the following spring, the jobs market had rebounded. Then GOP pushed the Smoot-Hawley
#Tariffs
bill. THAT crashed the economy. Also: since 1946, exactly 2 recessions have begun under Dem presidents v 10 under
#GOP
.
about 1 year ago
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The
#LAWildfires
prove we have left the Fuck Around part and officially entered the Find Out stage of
#ClimateChange
.
about 1 year ago
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So far my new year's resolution is going really well. (I resolved not to make any new year's resolutions.)
about 1 year ago
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” Feliz año nuevo! Happy new year!
about 1 year ago
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In today's edition of
#DarwinAwards
...
www.cnn.com/2024/12/29/u...
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2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch | CNN
Two Oregon men were found dead in a Washington state forest after they failed to return from a trip to look for Sasquatch, authorities said Saturday.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/29/us/washington-forest-death-sasquatch/index.html
about 1 year ago
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Jimmy Carter started no wars as president, and spent decades after his presidency as an advocate for peace and democracy. He built homes for the poor and helped eradicate illness. Few can hope to achieve his level of kindness, decency. We were privileged to share a time with him.
#RIPJimmyCarter
about 1 year ago
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I have a great winter solstice joke. Trust me. Yule love it.
about 1 year ago
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Seven children die by guns in a typical day in America, and the oligarchy doesnāt care. One of theirs dies, and suddenly theyāre outraged. That tells you what they care about. Spoiler alert: it aināt you!
over 1 year ago
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The American public's reaction to the UHC CEO's death isn't an indictment of their morality or empathy. It's an indictment of the immorality and corruption of the American healthcare insurance industry.
over 1 year ago
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"What an excellent team is coming along with Trump! If they are allowed to get in, they will quickly dismantle America, brick by brick. They are so great!ā -Pro-Putin Russian commentator Vladimir Solovyov
over 1 year ago
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Nobody understands the parallels. I suppose history is truly meant to be repeated. We just have to keep repeating the same lessons over and over again.
over 1 year ago
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Police looking for the killer of UHC CEO Brian Thompson have narrowed down the list of suspects to <checks notes> several million screwed Americans sick of being conned by the healthcare insurance industry.
#LateStageCapitalism
#Healthcare
over 1 year ago
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