I miss the people I used to discord with

Getting back into how good I am at it, I will go down on you no matter what genitalia you have

I wish I was born 10 years earlier so I could have been a part of the early arcade games boom

So how about gay sex

I should learn to trust myself more. I deleted one of my posts but I wish I didn't.

If you're wondering why I don't respond until hours later it's because I save it until first thing in the morning or last thing at night

wrt my last post I would even pay for it

I wanna be a little spoon with a naked lady

Hey baby. Have you ever been intimate with a gender fluid non binary person? I'm quite good at it if I do say so myself.

Watching people work with sugar is mesmerizing. So much intricate work you can do with melted sugar.

I'm about to get quite drunk so horny posting might resume. I probably should refrain from posting while drunk but my will is weak

If you're looking for horny posts I don't currently have any. Look for your filth elsewhere for now 🙂 Regularly scheduled content will be restored soon

I'm not surprised that I've lost followers over my horny posts but I expected more 😘

Mother Brain lives there

I'm super horny today I tell you what

Chuckie is an aliem. Now that's a retro reference

I want 4 people with boobies to surround me and tiddy slap me into submission

I still am. I want to throttle one of the main characters for making me feel feelings

I'm glad that my dick has a self lubrication function

Cut or not cut? I don't care dick is dick

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 29,1948

I'm responsible for what I say but I'm not responsible for what you understand

Who I am online vs who I am in person

One of my daily drivers is an approximately 15 year old pc

Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

I just deep throated a banana

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 27,1950

I am so pissed off with the ending of the Hong Kong film The Price of Love

My favorite flavour is blue. Anything blue

Describe yourself in 4 fictional characters

Hired goons!

Fuck the ocean 🌊

King Kong Bundy was genderfluid

RIP Chiitan. It's been a fun ride

damn... I have a lot of thoughts about cock

So I've pulled some muscles around my back. How you may ask? Well I went for an ultrasound today and the nice lady said to lay on the edge of the table. That was okay until she asked me to turn onto my side towards her. I did as instructed and found myself only half on the bed and the other half...

Amazing Grace, come sit on my face

I need one of you heathens to sit on my lap naked

Andre the Giant was trans 🏳️‍⚧️

makes sense to me, its not like popeye is cis or anything either

Unleash the twins

came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual: "If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".

Right I'm going to sleep now listening to the dulcet tones of Chinny

My feet are terribly swollen once again. I wonder if I have some form of heart failure? I see my GP next week sometime. I'll see what he thinks

Every day everyone is gay

Post a female character you love I am so in love with her.

Fucking HRT am I right? Gorgeous

I'm feeling nostalgic about my various admissions to mental health hospitals. I really enjoyed the simple life there. Nothing to worry about. Everything is done for you. I mean you need to ask the nurses for basically everything you need. So there is a loss of freedom but I didn't mind it.

One of you bastards please make me some homemade ice cream