Words mean things!

Oh my god, same! I remember hyperfixating on them as a teenager when I started using make up and tried so hard to cover them up. I don't give a rat's ass anymore though

At the make up studio, getting face beat for a wedding 😍🥰

Justice for all the mothers being called 'Bro', 'Dude' and 'Guy' by their children 😒

I bought a new set of granite pots and I'm so excited. I'm officially elderly.

ADHD meds and mobile games

I FEEL NO EMPATHY FOR THAT SON OF A BITCH.

Solid ROI!

In my Sunday best 🥰🥰

My daughter asked me why I did something without asking her first and I said 'because I'm your mother ' and at that moment, I realised that I have become my mother 😂

This is actually really wild. In this year alone, there have been 340 shootings where at least 4 people were shot! And the country is not at war??? How did the US normalise this?

School resumes in 2 weeks and I'm already pre-stressed about the all the back to school shopping that I have to do

Went to get a pedicure at a new place today and I basically, inadvertently, got feet worship 😂😂 I didn't hate it. At all but still undecided on whether I will go back or not.

A new face in my garden 🤔. #gardensky

only $315 to go! could really use the help meeting this tonight! thank you for sharing! CA - $permanentalien V - @permanentalien PP - @AlyssumBorges gofund.me/982b699b

'They are pegging out here' 'You don't have the cholesterol for out here' I still use the second on regularly 😂😂

My mother owes me SEVERAL apologies

First : Good luck Second: My future is filled with good

'Sorry for the laugh' 😂😂

What are we as parents going to do about the K-pop Demon Hunters obssesion the kids have? I'm being assaulted by terrible music in my own house!

But Big tech makes it really difficult for us to have wired headphones/earphones

'The snap' in Avenger Infinity War, the shock and silence as people were leaving, they couldn't believe what had just happened 😂 The reactions to the Avengers Assemble scene in Endgame was exactly like that viral video.

Evergreen

My HMO sent my files to some doctor in the US for a review and this white man called me obese at 75kg! 😂😂😂

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We DID IT!! Naija Super Falcons are champions of Africa, once again! 🥳🥳 #WAFCON2024

Why is this video 45 minutes long? 😍😍

Gray roots or coloured roots. Still popping

I'm going with the first wave 😂

Shocking defeat for PSG

'Don't Look Up'

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Up Naija!!! 3-0 against Tunisia at #WAFCON2025

Watching this Nigeria #WAFCON2025 match and I'm so annoyed that there's barely anyone in the stadium 😡

Just saw it on Sky News. His brother was also in the crash. Left behind 3 young kids and a newly wed wife. Really tragic

I don't understand why Mirtazapine can't give me joyful dreams. It's always apocalyptic, end of the world, filled with the fear of violence dreams. Yeah, I know it's probably my anxieties magnified many times over, but that's not the point!

My 3-month battle with Air France to get my claim paid now makes sense. It's the sludge

Nigerian Pride Thread 🇳🇬🏳️‍🌈 (1/9) I meant have these out yesterday, Happy belated Pride :) #Pride #Nigeria #empatheticsociety

These are gorgeous!

I was going to buy a new phone this month. Now my daughter's school sent an email about some 'hidden' exam fees that need to be paid before the end of July. 😫

46°C is beyond wild. Greece was 40°C over the weekend. My sister couldn't wait to come back home, where it's currently 27°C and more importantly, we have ACs! www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Shaki n se bi ora 😂

Wait,she was arrested?!

Naija for life 🤣🤣

Sounds like when you reject someone and he responds with 'you are ugly' 😂😂

Reminds me of that Black Mirror episode

What's next? Straitjackets?

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