Homies help homies, always - Finn the Human

Me Transylvestigating people. Yup, that guy is clearly a vampire.

They have to have put lead back in the gasoline. It's the only explanation.

Can ANYONE explain to me how a company that managed a profit margin of NEGATIVE 5 billion dollars last year, is for some reason valued at 2 TRILLION dollars??? Did they put lead back in the gasoline???

Well, elon's a trillionaire now. Can we say we've officially entered our cyberpunk dystopia era except everything is lame and boring and tedious. We don't even get neon signs anymore, at least let us have neon. DX

So umm. I just filmed myself getting struck by lightning lol, hopital time

I remember being young and dumb enough to think Sword Art Online was a good anime. Ignorance truly is bliss

My financial advice for affording a home is to make your own coffee instead of going to Starbucks 😌🙏 I lied. That's not actually financial advice, Starbucks just sells shit coffee. My real financial advice is to date a wealthy engineer in the MIC field and just try not to think about it too hard.

Looks like we're back to *we strike Iran, Iran retaliates by blowing up Dubai*

www.livescience.com/planet-earth... So we're all gonna die, ya?

Don't worry guys, it's not gonna be like 1984. Climate change will make sure it looks more like Mad Max 😁

This is embarrassing. 🤦 I know Becerra is pretty much guaranteed to win in the general, but come one... How on earth did you let Hitler take first place in the primaries?? Do people even understand how awful this looks for us??? Liberals celebrating like we didn't just shoot ourselves in the leg.

Nice job California, you sure showed that leftist, trans advocate who's boss. Let's see who are the two that California chose to move on to the general? It's 12 corporations in a suit and oh! Hitler (I mean hilton) Good job California 👍

Maybe the thing that irks me more than anything else in this modern world, is YouTube kids not allowing comments, why can't people talk about Avatar the Last Airbender in the comments section, Or reminisce about Winnie the Pooh together, it feels so isolating and lonely.

Unpopular opinion on Bluesky, the Graham Platner hate and fear mongering is 100 percent a right wing astroturfed psyop and I do not understand why so many liberals are shlurping up Fox news propaganda like their lives depend on it. Is this how they saw me complaining about Biden??

Does anyone else's dog keep them up at night screaming in Latin? Should I take him to the vet?

thehill.com/homenews/cam... Just glad we didn't have to watch two old women bicker about who would give more money to Israel. Weird election but I'm happy I think?

A fun fact to tell the kids. We're projected to experience a 32% abandonment rate for our upcoming wheat crop in the US, with many countries not far behind. The highest rate since the Dust Bowl. With global shipping disruptions and El Niño, we're likely going to see mass global food insecurity soon.

Seas fire? That means blow up boats right?

*Attack on Titan music*

Not a Lizard man in a human skin mask, just a failed Maralago Face surgery. Or is it? 🦎 👽

Makes ya almost feel bad for Don Jr. Almost

Minneapolis is an actual blighted place. Why does the entire city just shut down after 7pm??? Does nobody actually live here?? Does no one here eat food after 7?? What is wrong with this place I want a sandwich |:(

I miss the era where we were just randomly putting up monoliths everywhere, I liked that

I can't wait for Democrats to sweep in the midterms, do absolutely nothing for 2 years then JD Vance becomes president... I hate my chud party

Oh god, there's nothing left of him but his shoes 😫

Fear and Hunger 2 is pretty good

"Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest" We can all agree Kash Patel obviously wrote the White House correspondence dinner manifesto right.

Looks like war's back on the menu bois. I hope oil hits 200$ a barrel. We all deserve economic destruction for this.

theonion.com/at-long-last... This pleases me

🫪 New emoji just dropped. You can only see it on Google chat.

Unbelievably disappointed the super Mario Galaxy movie made more money than Project Hail Mary. The ai bubble will never burst, the hearts of Americans desire to consume infinite slop.

Pope Leo is weak on crime, I bet he hasn't even shot a single college protestor.

We can all agree this depicts the Anti-Christ healing Epstein, right?

The Angel of Death, JD strikes again, killing Loser Orban's campaign. Orban now has 7 days to live before JD Vance crawls out of his TV and strangles him with his long luxurious hair.

Take it from an engineer in the climate science field. This is really bad lol

There can be no room for "bipartisanship" from any Democratic candidate.

I genuinely hope we try it. Europe needs to annihilate us.

We're remaking Harry Potter to distract from the Epstein files

www.reuters.com/world/middle... The UN has to invade and occupy Israel... It is literally the only way we could ever have peace in the Middle East. Total de-militarization and the UN would be responsible for their protection going forward.

Missile alerts in Israel right now. Congratulations on the shortest and fakest ceasefire of all time 👏

Finance bros are actually brain dead... 🤦

Guys, it was another rug pull. It is always a rug pull 🤦

One trillion dollars to the shrimp treadmill guy. That is my presidential platform

youtu.be/AoUZUduqzdc?... I found the best way to watch the Super Mario Galaxy movie. The critics are gonna love this director's cut

www-cbsnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cbsn... "A whole civilization will die tonight" Trump is threatening to genocide a nation of 90 million people. That is the only way to take that statement. I really hope we don't nuke Iran... It would've been far better if they HAD a nuclear weapon

JD Vance 100 percent in that bunny suit

I 100 percent believe America should split into at least 2 countries. We can test which economic policies work; the ones that have been tested for decades in prosperous and high standard of living Europe or the ones that turn everything they touch into Alabama.