Doesn't feel like October

I slammed on the brakes for this frog

People: global warming isn't real. 90 degrees in Wisconsin October... (32° C for my European friends)

Gotta admit, I feel like Taylor phoned it in on this album. On an unrelated note, no face or address reveal today.

I'm tired boss

The new Taylor Swift album is just a 2 hour dis track and announcement she's running for Senate against Chuck Schumer in New York.

3D printing frogs, gonna hide them around the neighborhood and no one can stop me. 🐸

I'm so tired of everything going wrong but so slowly. Either have good things happen or just rip the band aid off, I'm so sick of this trudging rot and decay.

Wouldn't it be funny if like the government just never re-opened

New Jubilee video idea: 100 men fight a gorilla in the marketplace of ideas.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/live... What a way to kick off Spooky Season. Maybe the government can STAY shut so I can focus on what's really important. Setting up for my Halloween Party Spectacular! My mom's makin' Jambalaya!

The entire Hegseth's Generals meeting:

Sorry Hegseth, Wars are won with autistic logistics guys, gals and non binary pals, obsessed with trains, planes and schedules.

"No more beardos, the era of rampant and ridiculous shaving profiles are done," ...if someone "cannot pass a PT test or don't want to shave and look professional, it's time for a new position or a new profession." Spends millions to gather all the top officials to tell them he's not into beards.

Mr. Trump started his speech by encouraging the military leaders who were assembled at the meeting that they are free to applaud or even leave the room if they disagree with his comments. But he added that if they leave the room, "there goes your rank, there goes your future." Yerp, there we go.

Can't wait to get my MedBed card

www.bbc.com/news/article... not an onion article.

🎶 Generals gather in their masses 🎶

Ahh heck, I'm in violation of multiple thought crimes! Gonna pretend I'm Canadian so I can keep thought crimin' it up over here in ... Quebec... Where I live. 🇨🇦🪿🍁

Anyone wanna place bets on the Government shutdown tomorrow?

My dog is happiest when I'm around and have a stick. I think my dog is very wise.

Announcing the Department of Super War

A minor prediction. Russia attacks NATO to incite an all in nuclear gamble to get NATO to back off Ukraine before their economic collapse US Government shuts down Hegseth all generals meeting is used to activate a state of emergency military government We also invade Greenland just for funsies

www.politico.com/news/2025/09... I am literally a climate change research engineer. I am this 🤏 fucking close to offing myself or moving to Canada (whichever is easier) (Also not really, I need to finish Silksong)

abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics... I don't think I buy this. Not even Hegseth could be stupid enough (probably-ish) to waste this much time and money from so many people who way outrank him. If this is actually what the meeting is about, it's gonna be a different kind of coup 🙏

"I’ve worked closely with the private sector over many years. And I always believed that if push came to shove, those titans of industry would be guardrails for our democracy" - Kamala Harris. This is why we lost; institutional, status quo, capitalist, liberals who believe in nothing.

www.newsweek.com/kamala-harri... Harris insinuating she regrets picking Tim Walz over Pete Buttigieg is disgraceful. First actual interview since losing almost a YEAR AGO and it's to throw Tim Walz, the best governor in America, under the bus. Not a chance I vote for her again. This is Why we lose.

I cannot believe the only thing that actually ended up happening from all of this... Is a ludicrous amount of free publicity and ratings boost for Jimmy Kimmel... Trump shot himself in the neck with this one.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec... Please, I need to watch a Livestream of 800 top ranking generals daydreaming about air striking Hegseth while he apparently "lectures them about the warrior ethos" the abhorrence in the room will be palpable. Can't even do a military coup right, smh.

Hong Kong had a major typhoon, and Americans are being racist about it online. As if American houses aren't built out of cardboard 🙄

Oh my god. I beat the Last Judge... I won't tell you how long that took.

Trump makes policy based on the last Little Dark Age edit someone showed him. Zelenski showed him a cooler one than Putin.

We gotta bring back Deism...

Shut Down The Government!!! If Schumer backs down now, it'll be a display of generational weakness and capitulation. we will never recover from it.

@prime157.bsky.social this guy keeps unblocking me and blocking me because I made him mad a week ago when I dared criticize Kamala Harris. If you see this, just know I know you're stalking me cause you can't get over it lol

Oh man things are speeding up too much. Might just be my lack of sleep but dragging ALL of America's generals into one room for a secret meeting at the same time we're threatening to invade Venezuela and Afghanistan, at the same time Russia and NATO are closer to war than ever. I'm sensing bad times

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec... Either gonna be *Martial Law after the government shuts down* Or "Please stop deadnaming the Department of WAR or we'll fire you, I spent a month workshopping that name 🥺"

www.yahoo.com/news/article... Ahh yes, crocodile anatomy. 🎵🎶 The arm bones connected to the... tail bone! 🎵 🎶 Ai is a plague upon this world

finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu... Someone. Anyone... Please I am begging you. Stop this freak from talking. The second hand embarrassment I get from elon is actually killing me. My blood pressure is so high.

interestingengineering.com/energy/world... Are we getting Solarpunk?! 🙀🌞🌻☘️

www.ign.com/articles/fan... Nintendo can finally sue someone for a good cause that everyone can get behind. Go Nintendo! Fascists are weak to Lawyer type Pokemon!!

Autistic kids become autistic engineers. America runs on Autism. ⚒️ 🚂

finance.yahoo.com/news/us-inte... If I was the anti-Christ, bent on the total destruction of our world, I could not think of anything I'd do differently than every single thing the trump administration has done and is doing. Stephen Miller I'm looking at you 😑

abcnews.go.com/US/responds-... Diverting all FBI resources towards finding who did this!! This is not a drill!

They literallt just told some guy to write "something anti-ice on the bullet" and they took that extremely literally Most blatantly obvious false flag psyop in history.

www.c-span.org/clip/united-... Dang, was really hoping for that Rapture. Guess we gotta keep suffering.

The AI Charlie Kirk videos they're showing in CHURCHES are the most Unchristian thing I've ever seen in my life. Generative AI is demon tech.

To be human is to sin, the rapture happened, it's just that none of us are free of sin

My spirit looking back sadly at my clothes I just thrifted as I get raptured "Those were vintage 😞"

I don't think there's hope while liberals are still like this smh.