Closed my DreamHost account today, after 16 years of service 🫡

Did I accidentally make Ceefax for wind farms? 👾 This is a new toy that I created over the weekend, a 128x128 LED matrix display that shows the live status of any wind farm in Great Britain that's on the balancing system.

This is going well so far.

Is this a dagger I see before me? #TheTraitors

Claudia’s outfit tonight a definite nod to another Scottish taskmaster, Raven. #TheTraitors

Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation

Yay! Ads!

Out today! I popped into my local @waterstones.bsky.social and saw my new book in real life for the first time. It’s a fun guide for 8–12-year-olds that explains what's going on behind the screen when they go online. I really feel I've made the kind of book I’d have read cover-to-cover as a kid.

My new manual toothbrush promises “deeper reach” “multi-edged” “cross action” with a “power tip”.

The way Claudia has to explain every mission rule in detail. This is definitely for 8pm BBC One audiences. #TheTraitors

I think faithfuls who think sharing a shield between 5+ people will protect them all from murder need to do a short course on probability. #thetraitors

“This is an all or nothing mission” will never beat the classic “this is an automatic lock-in” 💎 #TheTraitors

Very unusual to see a Faithful go on the attack! #TheTraitors

It’s interesting that in a subscription driven world, Apple are still going to give people the option to pay once and use the app forever. I’ve had the same Final Cut Pro licence since 2008.

Facebook memories just reminded me that I once had a job interview where I was asked to write XML on a whiteboard. Truly a different <era></era>.

I will NOT be eating soup in my white T-shirt.

would you still love me if I was a worm.exe

Just wheeched a big spider out my top floor bathroom window.

Microsoft Teams made me do a CAPTCHA to get into a meeting?! (you can see my look of disbelief)

The wind just snapped my wheelie bin lid off 😤

There are no balloons on this app, but today is my birthday 🎈😊

Driver turned up at my door with a massive takeaway meant for someone else. I chose honesty.

Hi coffee.

Thing I’d ask #TheTraitors: “are there snacks in the turret?” “is the cloak soft? It looks soft”

I don’t think TfL should be doing these rebrands, especially when it’s replacing (or at least mimicking) navigation signage. No need to monetise that, it’s greed.

I need to stop clenching my jaw when I’m thinking.

"Though she be but little, she is fierce" #TheTraitors

This task happened because the prop department accidentally over ordered 120 ram skulls. #TheTraitors

Only #TheTraitors can try to get away with a haunting acoustic version of Hey Mickey.

Just got some great post-Christmas deals in the coop. Pringles: 46p. Lindt chocolate truffles: 63p.

On days like today my four years as a professional figure skater comes in handy.

I’ve never used a dish washer, and I’m not sure I ever will.

It’s Fat Cat Tuesday. By lunchtime today, the average FTSE 100 CEO will have already made what the typical UK worker is paid in an entire year.

Sad news for people who want to get their ear pierced sitting on a high chair in a shop window. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Having a coffee at 15:31 which is very unlike me.

-6 degrees currently 🥶

I’m off work tomorrow ✌️

My fav trend right now is ads pretending they’re clipped from a podcast. Yes, I absolutely believe your CEO was invited on to yap about natural deodorant.

Putting a parcel into a locker and noticed they haven’t activated Windows.

In case you’re planning on going on The Traitors, here’s some FBI training on micro expressions leb.fbi.gov/articles/fea...

Doing my self assessment tax return. I always love this question. That’ll catch em!

What, will these hands ne'er be clean? #TheTraitors

It just doesn’t seem like the type of thing you’d expect from the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.

“No events today”, my calendar claims with unqualified optimism.

Just went full Bruce Boggtrotter on this cake.

Falcon’s Flight is now open, and it looks like something you’d build in Rollercoaster Tycoon if you had an infinite money cheat (not a compliment) 🎢 519ft drop, max speed 155mph

gotta get down on Friday

Oh my Claudia, I forgot The Traitors is back tonight.

Okay I might get up now.

My new year’s resolution is 2556x1179