It shouldn’t need to be said, but if you’re a shitehawk salesman getting no response to your emails, calls, and texts… don’t send me a fucking unsolicited meeting invite. Your harassment already had you subconsciously blacklisted. Now your entire company can get tae fuck.

Those who don’t know me may think that me bringing fancy chocolates back to Malta was a generous act. Those who know me realise that’s an excuse to buy an expensive box of chocolates and use my work colleagues to as tools to prevent me from eating the entire fucking lot myself.

Always nice to have a bit of flair with your food.

I didn’t know @tolkoto.com was B Movie royalty, @giantbomb.com?

#NowPlaying Pragmata (2026) with some sexy doom scroll recipe I found

Please stop showing me memorial posts for random dead pets, Bluesky. There’s enough miserable world events in my timeline as it is!

Jalapeño and garlic corn bread has me fucked up.

May have developed a taste for warm moonshine last night. May have drank the bar dry of said warm moonshine. May have annoyed the barman because he has no moonshine left for the weekend and the next batch won’t be ready until next week. Sorry Barman, maybe make it less moreish next time 🤷‍♀️

£6.45 for a pint Fuck My Life

I don't know what is more ridiculous. That I would have ever owned a TV License. Or that the TV Licensing cunts would ever issue a refund 😂

The dystopian future is now. Absolute ghouls.

A new season of Dorohedoro? Well, that’s getting watched on upcoming flights.

How I intend to record all project questions moving forward.

I think I’ve found my calling

Like a guitar solo in your gob

I can see myself growing very obsessed with this game very quickly. Rhythm based beat em up ❤️❤️❤️

That’s not me ordering 12 jars of artisanal Maltese chilli chutney. 👀

#NowPlaying Resident Evil Zero (2002) Continuing my survival horror bullshit until Pragmata releases

Remember; autism didn’t exist until the 2010s 👀

Exactly how I’d expect an alleged incestuous abuser to sell his snake oil, tbh. Scaremongering.

Jill Valentine ain’t impressed by you science nerds.

Found my new crack.

#NowWatching Sherlock Hound (1984) No idea how I found this, but… Sherlock Holmes as a dog With steampunk technology And some episodes written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki Couldn’t pass it up

Oooh, matron!

#NowPlaying Resident Evil (1996) I definitely did not forget to Check keys after you pick them up. I certainly haven’t been running around endlessly with two generic Mansion Keys 👀

Still just as addictive over 25 years later

#NowPlaying Dino Crisis 2 (2000)

Seeing a lot of negative discourse surrounding the new Mario movie’s story I totally get it, Mario has always been held in such high regard for its well-written plots and complex characters.

Best OG Resident Evil since Code Veronica

#NowPlaying Total Chaos (2025) Cracking attempt at a AA survival horror FPS

Time to fuck off Reddit, I think Twice I’ve been banned for “threatening” violence by their AI moderation. Both times it was a comment about Trump. Both times I did not threaten violence.

#GoodMorning good people!! #CorruptAndComplicitGOP #Resist 💚💙☕️☕️👏🏾👏🏾😎👍🏾👊🏾

If Outlook is on Artemis, then Copilot is likely on Artemis, and if I were going into space, the only copilot I’d want is the person next to me. I’m suddenly very worried for these astronauts.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

There's still some news today youtube.com/shorts/sm-4N...

I think I’m safe.

I don’t know who this is more a damning indictment of.

It always blows my mind when I'm reminded that James Cagney was a song-and-dance man at heart.

I played the long con with @tolkoto.com and it paid off beautifully while recording the newest episode of @fireescape.bsky.social.

Dominick Cruz is the Gary Neville of MMA punditry.

This is not me having a Rum Baba for breakfast.

I have a crippling distrust of bucket handles

Dirty London goth sex club vibes youtu.be/MLMbFoYzXgY?...

“Some people get so old they simply… forget to die.” Might be one of the coldest lines I’ve heard in a long time youtu.be/oteD7P_tzDg?...

Butter / Peanut Butter / Mango Chutney On toast

Not used to my Easter confectionery having a flared base 👀

@giantbomb.com killing this evening’s programming

Some view.

And I’ve just realised I preordered Pragmata the other week… which comes out whilst I’m back in the UK. Apparently I just don’t do planning anymore.